Bakers Dozen

People whose names or descriptions you aren’t likely to see appear on a “Share a Coke With ____” bottles.

  1. A dying whore
  2. That Man-stealing Bitch
  3. Ford Prefect
  4. Hitler
  5. A Muhammad cartoon
  6. A Zombie
  7. Karen Carpenter
  8. Witch-king of Angmar
  9. Andy Dick
  10. A guy with tuberculosis
  11. Your Baby’s Mama other Baby’s Daddy

People whose names or descriptions you aren’t likely to see appear on a “Share a Coke With ____” bottles.

  1. A dying whore
  2. That Man-stealing Bitch
  3. Ford Prefect
  4. Hitler
  5. A Muhammad cartoon
  6. A Zombie
  7. Karen Carpenter
  8. Witch-king of Angmar
  9. Andy Dick
  10. A guy with tuberculosis
  11. Your Baby’s Mama other Baby’s Daddy
  12. Satan

People whose names or descriptions you aren’t likely to see appear on a “Share a Coke With ____” bottles.

  1. A dying whore
  2. That Man-stealing Bitch
  3. Ford Prefect
  4. Hitler
  5. A Muhammad cartoon
  6. A Zombie
  7. Karen Carpenter
  8. Witch-king of Angmar
  9. Andy Dick
  10. A guy with tuberculosis
  11. Your Baby’s Mama other Baby’s Daddy
  12. Satan
  13. C’Thulhu

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars
  6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars
  6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs
  7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo

24 enter, only 1 will leave.

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars
  6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs
  7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo
  8. Breaking Badly Amish

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars
  6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs
  7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo
  8. Breaking Badly Amish
  9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars
  6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs
  7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo
  8. Breaking Badly Amish
  9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much
  10. Little People, Big Piranha-Filled Tank

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars
  6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs
  7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo
  8. Breaking Badly Amish
  9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much
  10. Little People, Big Piranha-Filled Tank
  11. Sex Sent Me to the Post Office

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars
  6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs
  7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo
  8. Breaking Badly Amish
  9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much
  10. Little People, Big Piranha-Filled Tank
  11. Sex Sent Me to the Post Office
  12. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Night

Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch:

  1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress
  2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity
  3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape
  4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public
  5. Spacecraft Wars
  6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs
  7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo
  8. Breaking Badly Amish
  9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much
  10. Little People, Big Piranha-Filled Tank
  11. Sex Sent Me to the Post Office
  12. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Night
  13. Long Island Medium Well. She didn’t see that coming.

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New: It could be worse …

  1. It could be raining

It could be worse …

  1. It could be raining
  2. at least it’s not snowing.

It could be worse …

  1. It could be raining
  2. at least it’s not snowing
  3. at least it’s not a blizzard

It could be worse …

  1. It could be raining
  2. at least it’s not snowing
  3. at least it’s not a blizzard
  4. Rain? Snow? pfft! How about ICE anyone, as in no power for days. And I mean in the Carolinas, and not Ontario, or wherever.

It could be worse …

  1. It could be raining
  2. at least it’s not snowing
  3. at least it’s not a blizzard
  4. Rain? Snow? pfft! How about ICE anyone, as in no power for days. And I mean in the Carolinas, and not Ontario, or wherever.
  5. Ice is nothing compared to rabid wolves circling your house.