"Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
“What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?”
“I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.”
“Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?”
“Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…”
“Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.”
“Will someone please call an ambulance. The bride has just gone into labor.”
"Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
“What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?”
“I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.”
“Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?”
“Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…”
“Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.”
“Will someone please call an ambulance. The bride has just gone into labor.”
“Such lovely flowers and what a great dinner. It’s almost a shame the grooms are going to burn in hell forever.”
"Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
“What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?”
“I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.”
“Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?”
“Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…”
“Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.”
“Will someone please call an ambulance. The bride has just gone into labor.”
What do you mean you swapped the baby’s breath for ragweed! No, they don’t look the same!
"Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
“What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?”
“I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.”
“Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?”
“Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…”
“Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.”
“Will someone please call an ambulance. The bride has just gone into labor.”
“Such lovely flowers and what a great dinner. It’s almost a shame the grooms are going to burn in hell forever.”
What do you mean you swapped the baby’s breath for ragweed! No, they don’t look the same!
“As a time saver, we put the food out on the buffet line this morning.”
