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Things you can’t do with your pet goldfish

  1. Take it for a walk
  2. Eat sushi together
  3. Teach it to speak Klingon
  4. Play “Go Fish”
  5. Host a dinner party
  6. Go to the target range and put a few rounds into paper. The recoil would hurt the poor little guy.
  7. Play Twister together
  8. Take him for a motorcycle ride
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Things you can’t do with your pet goldfish

  1. Take it for a walk
  2. Eat sushi together
  3. Teach it to speak Klingon
  4. Play “Go Fish”
  5. Host a dinner party
  6. Go to the target range and put a few rounds into paper. The recoil would hurt the poor little guy.
  7. Play Twister together
  8. Take him for a motorcycle ride
  9. Box
35306

Things you can’t do with your pet goldfish

  1. Take it for a walk
  2. Eat sushi together
  3. Teach it to speak Klingon
  4. Play “Go Fish”
  5. Host a dinner party
  6. Go to the target range and put a few rounds into paper. The recoil would hurt the poor little guy.
  7. Play Twister together
  8. Take him for a motorcycle ride
  9. Box
  10. Have it guard your home while you’re out.
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Things you can’t do with your pet goldfish

  1. Take it for a walk
  2. Eat sushi together
  3. Teach it to speak Klingon
  4. Play “Go Fish”
  5. Host a dinner party
  6. Go to the target range and put a few rounds into paper. The recoil would hurt the poor little guy.
  7. Play Twister together
  8. Take him for a motorcycle ride
  9. Box
  10. Have it guard your home while you’re out.
  11. Oral sex

:eek:

35308

Things you can’t do with your pet goldfish

  1. Take it for a walk
  2. Eat sushi together
  3. Teach it to speak Klingon
  4. Play “Go Fish”
  5. Host a dinner party
  6. Go to the target range and put a few rounds into paper. The recoil would hurt the poor little guy.
  7. Play Twister together
  8. Take him for a motorcycle ride
  9. Box
  10. Have it guard your home while you’re out.
  11. Oral sex
  12. Discuss the Game of Thrones finale
35309

Things you can’t do with your pet goldfish

  1. Take it for a walk
  2. Eat sushi together
  3. Teach it to speak Klingon
  4. Play “Go Fish”
  5. Host a dinner party
  6. Go to the target range and put a few rounds into paper. The recoil would hurt the poor little guy.
  7. Play Twister together
  8. Take him for a motorcycle ride
  9. Box
  10. Have it guard your home while you’re out.
  11. Oral sex
  12. Discuss the Game of Thrones finale
  13. Have any sort of meaningful conversation, about Game of Thrones, or anything at all.
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
  6. Mess with her mind by moving her little underwater castle around.
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
  6. Mess with her mind by moving her little underwater castle around.
  7. Feed it

(Though with some of y’all, she might prefer the sweet, never-ending bliss of death. :stuck_out_tongue: )

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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
  6. Mess with her mind by moving her little underwater castle around.
  7. Feed it
  8. Flush her down the toilet after she’s gone to her fishy reward
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
  6. Mess with her mind by moving her little underwater castle around.
  7. Feed it
  8. Flush her down the toilet after she’s gone to her fishy reward
  9. Pretend she’s a screensaver and watch her for hours
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
  6. Mess with her mind by moving her little underwater castle around.
  7. Feed it
  8. Flush her down the toilet after she’s gone to her fishy reward
  9. Pretend she’s a screensaver and watch her for hours
  10. Teach it to perform tricks. As long as you consider swimming around to be a trick.
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
  6. Mess with her mind by moving her little underwater castle around.
  7. Feed it
  8. Flush her down the toilet after she’s gone to her fishy reward
  9. Pretend she’s a screensaver and watch her for hours
  10. Teach it to perform tricks. As long as you consider swimming around to be a trick.
  11. Practice your ventriloquism.
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
  6. Mess with her mind by moving her little underwater castle around.
  7. Feed it
  8. Flush her down the toilet after she’s gone to her fishy reward
  9. Pretend she’s a screensaver and watch her for hours
  10. Teach it to perform tricks. As long as you consider swimming around to be a trick.
  11. Practice your ventriloquism.
  12. Ask it a question, and when it doesn’t answer, accuse it of being a little koi with you.
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Things You Can Do With Your Pet Goldfish

  1. Have a fish filet sandwich. Cheese and tartar sauce, yes please.
  2. Swallow him, to get into a fraternity
  3. Entertainment, and possibly lunch, for your pet cat
  4. Lend him to Penn & Teller for a cool trick: - YouTube
    (start around 4 minute mark)
  5. Go to the carnival and throw ping pong balls at her.
  6. Mess with her mind by moving her little underwater castle around.
  7. Feed it
  8. Flush her down the toilet after she’s gone to her fishy reward
  9. Pretend she’s a screensaver and watch her for hours
  10. Teach it to perform tricks. As long as you consider swimming around to be a trick.
  11. Practice your ventriloquism.
  12. Ask it a question, and when it doesn’t answer, accuse it of being a little koi with you.
  13. Feed it to larger, more interesting fish.

Towns and cities in Delaware

  1. Dover
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Towns and cities in Delaware

  1. Dover
  2. Newark