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So, I guess that must lead to…

Types of investment/savings vehicles

  1. ETFs
  2. IRAs
  3. Under the mattress or in the coffee can
  4. Mutual funds
  5. Savings accounts
  6. Whole Life insurance
  7. Krugerrands
  8. Stocks
  9. Frozen Concentrate Orange Juice futures
  10. Pork Bellies
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Types of investment/savings vehicles

  1. ETFs
  2. IRAs
  3. Under the mattress or in the coffee can
  4. Mutual funds
  5. Savings accounts
  6. Whole Life insurance
  7. Krugerrands
  8. Stocks
  9. Frozen Concentrate Orange Juice futures
  10. Pork Bellies
  11. Real Estate
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Types of investment/savings vehicles

  1. ETFs
  2. IRAs
  3. Under the mattress or in the coffee can
  4. Mutual funds
  5. Savings accounts
  6. Whole Life insurance
  7. Krugerrands
  8. Stocks
  9. Frozen Concentrate Orange Juice futures
  10. Pork Bellies
  11. Real Estate
  12. U.S. Treasury savings bonds
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Types of investment/savings vehicles

  1. ETFs
  2. IRAs
  3. Under the mattress or in the coffee can
  4. Mutual funds
  5. Savings accounts
  6. Whole Life insurance
  7. Krugerrands
  8. Stocks
  9. Frozen Concentrate Orange Juice futures
  10. Pork Bellies
  11. Real Estate
  12. U.S. Treasury savings bonds
  13. 401K

New topic:

In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

1: “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”

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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

1: “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
2: “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”

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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

1: “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
2: “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”

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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
  6. “Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile…”
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
  6. “Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile…”
  7. “Los Angeles, he walks again by night. out of the fog and into the smog (cough cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly, (“I wonder where Ruth is”) doggedly (bark bark) toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At 4th and Drucker he turns left, at Drucker and 4th he turns right, he crosses McArthur Park & walks into a great sandstone building! (oh my nose!) Groping for the door he steps inside (telephones starts ringing) climbs the 13 steps to his office. he walks in, he’s ready for mystery, he’s ready for excitement, he’s ready for anything he’s… Nick Danger, Third Eye.”
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
  6. “Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile…”
  7. “Los Angeles, he walks again by night. out of the fog and into the smog (cough cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly, (“I wonder where Ruth is”) doggedly (bark bark) toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At 4th and Drucker he turns left, at Drucker and 4th he turns right, he crosses McArthur Park & walks into a great sandstone building! (oh my nose!) Groping for the door he steps inside (telephones starts ringing) climbs the 13 steps to his office. he walks in, he’s ready for mystery, he’s ready for excitement, he’s ready for anything he’s… Nick Danger, Third Eye.”
    8: “He is a Prince, the minstrels sing.
    Among men, yes.
    Among fools, he is a king.”
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
  6. “Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile…”
  7. “Los Angeles, he walks again by night. out of the fog and into the smog (cough cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly, (“I wonder where Ruth is”) doggedly (bark bark) toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At 4th and Drucker he turns left, at Drucker and 4th he turns right, he crosses McArthur Park & walks into a great sandstone building! (oh my nose!) Groping for the door he steps inside (telephones starts ringing) climbs the 13 steps to his office. he walks in, he’s ready for mystery, he’s ready for excitement, he’s ready for anything he’s… Nick Danger, Third Eye.”
    8: “He is a Prince, the minstrels sing.
    Among men, yes.
    Among fools, he is a king.”
  8. “Oh, you mean Nancy!”
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
  6. “Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile…”
  7. “Los Angeles, he walks again by night. out of the fog and into the smog (cough cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly, (“I wonder where Ruth is”) doggedly (bark bark) toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At 4th and Drucker he turns left, at Drucker and 4th he turns right, he crosses McArthur Park & walks into a great sandstone building! (oh my nose!) Groping for the door he steps inside (telephones starts ringing) climbs the 13 steps to his office. he walks in, he’s ready for mystery, he’s ready for excitement, he’s ready for anything he’s… Nick Danger, Third Eye.”
    8: “He is a Prince, the minstrels sing.
    Among men, yes.
    Among fools, he is a king.”
  8. “Oh, you mean Nancy!”
    10: “Don’t eat with your hands, boy, use your entrenching tool.”
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
  6. “Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile…”
  7. “Los Angeles, he walks again by night. out of the fog and into the smog (cough cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly, (“I wonder where Ruth is”) doggedly (bark bark) toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At 4th and Drucker he turns left, at Drucker and 4th he turns right, he crosses McArthur Park & walks into a great sandstone building! (oh my nose!) Groping for the door he steps inside (telephones starts ringing) climbs the 13 steps to his office. he walks in, he’s ready for mystery, he’s ready for excitement, he’s ready for anything he’s… Nick Danger, Third Eye.”
    8: “He is a Prince, the minstrels sing.
    Among men, yes.
    Among fools, he is a king.”
  8. “Oh, you mean Nancy!”
    10: “Don’t eat with your hands, boy, use your entrenching tool.”
    11: I spell my name… uh… D, a doe, a female deer, A, a grade I never got, N is nice, it rhymes with “mice”…
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
  6. “Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile…”
  7. “Los Angeles, he walks again by night. out of the fog and into the smog (cough cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly, (“I wonder where Ruth is”) doggedly (bark bark) toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At 4th and Drucker he turns left, at Drucker and 4th he turns right, he crosses McArthur Park & walks into a great sandstone building! (oh my nose!) Groping for the door he steps inside (telephones starts ringing) climbs the 13 steps to his office. he walks in, he’s ready for mystery, he’s ready for excitement, he’s ready for anything he’s… Nick Danger, Third Eye.”
    8: “He is a Prince, the minstrels sing.
    Among men, yes.
    Among fools, he is a king.”
  8. “Oh, you mean Nancy!”
    10: “Don’t eat with your hands, boy, use your entrenching tool.”
    11: I spell my name… uh… D, a doe, a female deer, A, a grade I never got, N is nice, it rhymes with “mice”…
  9. “Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.”
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In honor of Phil Austin’s passing, Firesign Theatre lines:

  1. “Oh, he’s no fun, he fell right over!”
  2. “I think we’re all bozos on this bus.”
  3. “What you’re looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins.”
  4. “How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?”
  5. “Shoes for industry!”
  6. “Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile…Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile…”
  7. “Los Angeles, he walks again by night. out of the fog and into the smog (cough cough) Relentlessly, ruthlessly, (“I wonder where Ruth is”) doggedly (bark bark) toward his weekly meeting with the unknown. At 4th and Drucker he turns left, at Drucker and 4th he turns right, he crosses McArthur Park & walks into a great sandstone building! (oh my nose!) Groping for the door he steps inside (telephones starts ringing) climbs the 13 steps to his office. he walks in, he’s ready for mystery, he’s ready for excitement, he’s ready for anything he’s… Nick Danger, Third Eye.”
    8: “He is a Prince, the minstrels sing.
    Among men, yes.
    Among fools, he is a king.”
  8. “Oh, you mean Nancy!”
    10: “Don’t eat with your hands, boy, use your entrenching tool.”
    11: I spell my name… uh… D, a doe, a female deer, A, a grade I never got, N is nice, it rhymes with “mice”…
  9. “Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.”
  10. “Just remember, Abraham Lincoln didn’t die in vain - he died in Washington D.C.”

I’ll pass.

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Next up: Places you should never hear a cell phone ring

  1. Live theatres.
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Places you should never hear a cell phone ring

  1. Live theatres.
  2. a Buddhist Monastery
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Places you should never hear a cell phone ring

  1. Live theatres.
  2. a Buddhist Monastery
  3. inside The Alamo
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Places you should never hear a cell phone ring

  1. Live theatres.
  2. a Buddhist Monastery
  3. inside The Alamo
  4. In the OR while you’re under the knife