Bakers Dozen

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
  6. Sweetbreads

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
  6. Sweetbreads
  7. HAMburger

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
  6. Sweetbreads
  7. HAMburger
  8. Breadfruit

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
  6. Sweetbreads
  7. HAMburger
  8. Breadfruit
  9. EGGplant

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
  6. Sweetbreads
  7. HAMburger
  8. Breadfruit
  9. EGGplant
  10. Grape-Nuts cereal contains neither grapes nor nuts. Discuss.
  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
  6. Sweetbreads
  7. HAMburger
  8. Breadfruit
  9. EGGplant
  10. Grape-Nuts cereal contains neither grapes nor nuts. Discuss.
  11. Truffles (no ridged potato chips)

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
  6. Sweetbreads
  7. HAMburger
  8. Breadfruit
  9. EGGplant
  10. Grape-Nuts cereal contains neither grapes nor nuts. Discuss.
  11. Truffles (no ridged potato chips)
  12. Welsh rabbit (although it’s more commonly called “rarebit” to avoid confusion)

Food whose names contain the names of food it isn’t

  1. QuaHOG is a clam.
  2. Mock turtle soup… isn’t.
  3. Rocky mountain oysters.
  4. A Geoduck is a clam.
  5. Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
  6. Sweetbreads
  7. HAMburger
  8. Breadfruit
  9. EGGplant
  10. Grape-Nuts cereal contains neither grapes nor nuts. Discuss.
  11. Truffles (no ridged potato chips)
  12. Welsh rabbit (although it’s more commonly called “rarebit” to avoid confusion)
  13. Chocolate Truffles

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party
  2. The Rent is Too Damn High Party

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party
  2. The Rent is Too Damn High Party
  3. Silly Party

From one of my all-time favorite Monty Python skits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVI5ZOT5QEM&feature=fvst. Just call me Biscuitbarrel.

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party
  2. The Rent is Too Damn High Party
  3. Silly Party
  4. Coffee Party

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party
  2. The Rent is Too Damn High Party
  3. Silly Party
  4. Coffee Party
  5. Democratic Party (U.S.)

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party
  2. The Rent is Too Damn High Party
  3. Silly Party
  4. Coffee Party
  5. Democratic Party (U.S.)
  6. Tea Party

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party
  2. The Rent is Too Damn High Party
  3. Silly Party
  4. Coffee Party
  5. Democratic Party (U.S.)
  6. Tea Party
  7. Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

Bonus points for Godwinizing the game

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party
  2. The Rent is Too Damn High Party
  3. Silly Party
  4. Coffee Party
  5. Democratic Party (U.S.)
  6. Tea Party
  7. Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei
  8. Donner Party

Political parties

  1. The Monster Raving Loony Party
  2. The Rent is Too Damn High Party
  3. Silly Party
  4. Coffee Party
  5. Democratic Party (U.S.)
  6. Tea Party
  7. Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei
  8. Donner Party
  9. Bull Moose Party

(Is the Donner Party an actual (satirical?) political party?)