Bakers Dozen

Nintendo games or characters

  1. Super Mario Bros.
  2. Legend of Zelda
  3. Donkey Kong
  4. Earthbound
  5. Radar Scope
  6. Yoshi
  7. Pokemon Diamond & Pearl
  8. Inkling Squid
  9. Wii Sports Resort
  10. 1943: The Battle of Midway
  11. Tetris
  12. Zombie Nation
  13. Splatoon

Most suprising lines in the new Harper Lee novel “Go Set a Watchman”

  1. Scout to her doomed boyfriend Jack: “I want you to paint me wearing this ham costume… wearing ONLY this ham costume.”

(The above being tongue in cheek, obviously- make something up that would NOT be found in the new Harper Lee novel.)

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Most suprising lines in the new Harper Lee novel “Go Set a Watchman”

  1. Scout to her doomed boyfriend Jack: “I want you to paint me wearing this ham costume… wearing ONLY this ham costume.”
    [/QUOTE]

Okay, a tweaking that may get more interest:

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-

Tolkien’s examination of the early life and imprinting of his often misunderstood villains

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman

Oliver Twist reset in the 1990’s.

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen

(Interview book, updating the '80s Alan Moore graphic novel)

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man

The Joy Luck Club, retold for men

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman

Sequel to Moby-Dick.

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman
  6. Cosset a Wombat

Scout visits Down Under

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman
  6. Cosset a Wombat
  7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man!

Sequel to “The Metamorphosis” by Franz Kafka

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman
  6. Cosset a Wombat
  7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man!
  8. Go Set the Table, Man!

Advice from Emily Post about where to put the extra forks.

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman
  6. Cosset a Wombat
  7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man!
  8. Go Set the Table, Man!
  9. Go Walk Like a Man

The Frankie Valli Guide to Life

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman
  6. Cosset a Wombat
  7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man!
  8. Go Set the Table, Man!
  9. Go Walk Like a Man
  10. Go Like A Batman

Michael Keaton’s autobio.

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman
  6. Cosset a Wombat
  7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man!
  8. Go Set the Table, Man!
  9. Go Walk Like a Man
  10. Go Like A Batman
  11. Go Net a Croc, Man

(advice for would-be Australian adventurers)

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman
  6. Cosset a Wombat
  7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man!
  8. Go Set the Table, Man!
  9. Go Walk Like a Man
  10. Go Like A Batman
  11. Go Net a Croc, Man
  12. Go Next To Walmart
    (Shopping for bargains in the modern world)

In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see?

  1. Go Babysit an Orc-
  2. Go Steal A Walkman
  3. Go Sit with the Watchmen
  4. Go Get a Wok, Man
  5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman
  6. Cosset a Wombat
  7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man!
  8. Go Set the Table, Man!
  9. Go Walk Like a Man
  10. Go Like A Batman
  11. Go Net a Croc, Man
  12. Go Next To Walmart
  13. Go Ser, The Gosarian

Ghostbusters, from the point-of-view of the (very misunderstood) putative villain.

I’ll pass.

Drinks you can’t get enough of

  1. Wild Cherry Pepsi
    My current obsession.

Drinks you can’t get enough of

  1. Wild Cherry Pepsi
  2. High West Double Rye Whiskey

Drinks you can’t get enough of

  1. Wild Cherry Pepsi
  2. High West Double Rye Whiskey
  3. Diet Coke

(yeah, boring, but I like it)

Drinks you can’t get enough of

  1. Wild Cherry Pepsi
  2. High West Double Rye Whiskey
  3. Diet Coke
  4. Fruit Punch (non-alcoholic)

Drinks you can’t get enough of

  1. Wild Cherry Pepsi
  2. High West Double Rye Whiskey
  3. Diet Coke
  4. Fruit Punch (non-alcoholic)
  5. Egg Nog