Bakers Dozen

Fiction with one or more spiders in it

  1. “The Man With No Heart” by Beth Revis
  2. Charlotte’s Web by EB White
  3. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
  4. Spiderman, Marvel Comics
  5. A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
  6. Eight Legged Freaks, directed by Ellory Elkayem
  7. The Graduate, directed by Mike Nichols (Ben drives an Alfa Spider in the movie)

Fiction with one or more spiders in it

  1. “The Man With No Heart” by Beth Revis
  2. Charlotte’s Web by EB White
  3. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
  4. Spiderman, Marvel Comics
  5. A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
  6. Eight Legged Freaks, directed by Ellory Elkayem
  7. The Graduate, directed by Mike Nichols (Ben drives an Alfa Spider in the movie)
  8. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

Fiction with one or more spiders in it

  1. “The Man With No Heart” by Beth Revis
  2. Charlotte’s Web by EB White
  3. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
  4. Spiderman, Marvel Comics
  5. A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
  6. Eight Legged Freaks, directed by Ellory Elkayem
  7. The Graduate, directed by Mike Nichols (Ben drives an Alfa Spider in the movie)
  8. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
  9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J. K. Rowling

Fiction with one or more spiders in it

  1. “The Man With No Heart” by Beth Revis
  2. Charlotte’s Web by EB White
  3. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
  4. Spiderman, Marvel Comics
  5. A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
  6. Eight Legged Freaks, directed by Ellory Elkayem
  7. The Graduate, directed by Mike Nichols (Ben drives an Alfa Spider in the movie)
  8. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
  9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J. K. Rowling
  10. Stephen King’s*** It***

Fiction with one or more spiders in it

  1. “The Man With No Heart” by Beth Revis
  2. Charlotte’s Web by EB White
  3. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
  4. Spiderman, Marvel Comics
  5. A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
  6. Eight Legged Freaks, directed by Ellory Elkayem
  7. The Graduate, directed by Mike Nichols (Ben drives an Alfa Spider in the movie)
  8. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
  9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J. K. Rowling
  10. Stephen King’s*** It***
  11. Be Nice to Spiders, by Margaret Bloy Graham

Fiction with one or more spiders in it

  1. “The Man With No Heart” by Beth Revis
  2. Charlotte’s Web by EB White
  3. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
  4. Spiderman, Marvel Comics
  5. A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
  6. Eight Legged Freaks, directed by Ellory Elkayem
  7. The Graduate, directed by Mike Nichols (Ben drives an Alfa Spider in the movie)
  8. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
  9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J. K. Rowling
  10. Stephen King’s It
  11. Be Nice to Spiders, by Margaret Bloy Graham
  12. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Renfield eats spiders)

Fiction with one or more spiders in it

  1. “The Man With No Heart” by Beth Revis
  2. Charlotte’s Web by EB White
  3. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
  4. Spiderman, Marvel Comics
  5. A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge
  6. Eight Legged Freaks, directed by Ellory Elkayem
  7. The Graduate, directed by Mike Nichols (Ben drives an Alfa Spider in the movie)
  8. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
  9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J. K. Rowling
  10. Stephen King’s It
  11. Be Nice to Spiders, by Margaret Bloy Graham
  12. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Renfield eats spiders)
  13. Arachnophobia

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectantly shows up at your office

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
    I also illustrated notfrommensa’s entry.

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”
  6. You wake to Andy Dick saying “Rise and shine morning glory!”

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”
  6. You wake to Andy Dick saying “Rise and shine morning glory!”
  7. TCM is showing a Three Stooges marathon- but only the episodes with Shemp.

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”
  6. You wake to Andy Dick saying “Rise and shine morning glory!”
  7. TCM is showing a Three Stooges marathon- but only the episodes with Shemp.
  8. You drop your phone in the toilet —before the flush

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”
  6. You wake to Andy Dick saying “Rise and shine morning glory!”
  7. TCM is showing a Three Stooges marathon- but only the episodes with Shemp.
  8. You drop your phone in the toilet —before the flush
  9. You wake up next to a woman you’ve never seen before, in a room you don’t remember being in before, and your cell phone is ringing and it’s your wife.

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”
  6. You wake to Andy Dick saying “Rise and shine morning glory!”
  7. TCM is showing a Three Stooges marathon- but only the episodes with Shemp.
  8. You drop your phone in the toilet —before the flush
  9. You wake up next to a woman you’ve never seen before, in a room you don’t remember being in before, and your cell phone is ringing and it’s your wife.
  10. You wake up in a Mexican jail cell with three brutes who don’t speak a word of English.

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”
  6. You wake to Andy Dick saying “Rise and shine morning glory!”
  7. TCM is showing a Three Stooges marathon- but only the episodes with Shemp.
  8. You drop your phone in the toilet —before the flush
  9. You wake up next to a woman you’ve never seen before, in a room you don’t remember being in before, and your cell phone is ringing and it’s your wife.
  10. You wake up in a Mexican jail cell with three brutes who don’t speak a word of English.
  11. You’ve been arrested for murder in Beechum County, Alabama, you were just passing through on your college semester break, your name is Billy Gambini, and you find yourself in a jail cell with a tough-looking guy who tells you, “Either way, you’re f***ed” before you realize he is your Cousin Vinny.

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”
  6. You wake to Andy Dick saying “Rise and shine morning glory!”
  7. TCM is showing a Three Stooges marathon- but only the episodes with Shemp.
  8. You drop your phone in the toilet —before the flush
  9. You wake up next to a woman you’ve never seen before, in a room you don’t remember being in before, and your cell phone is ringing and it’s your wife.
  10. You wake up in a Mexican jail cell with three brutes who don’t speak a word of English.
  11. You’ve been arrested for murder in Beechum County, Alabama, you were just passing through on your college semester break, your name is Billy Gambini, and you find yourself in a jail cell with a tough-looking guy who tells you, “Either way, you’re f***ed” before you realize he is your Cousin Vinny.
  12. The damned radio is playing “I Got You Babe” again.

You know you are in for a Bad Day, when:

  1. 60 Minutes unexpectedly shows up at your office
  2. The bird outside your window is a buzzard.
  3. Your left shoe is by your bed where you left, but the right shoe is hanging from a branch outside your window, just out of reach
  4. I find I’m wearing a bright red Federation shirt.
  5. The warden shows up in the hallway outside your cell along with a priest, and says, “It’s time, son.”
  6. You wake to Andy Dick saying “Rise and shine morning glory!”
  7. TCM is showing a Three Stooges marathon- but only the episodes with Shemp.
  8. You drop your phone in the toilet —before the flush
  9. You wake up next to a woman you’ve never seen before, in a room you don’t remember being in before, and your cell phone is ringing and it’s your wife.
  10. You wake up in a Mexican jail cell with three brutes who don’t speak a word of English.
  11. You’ve been arrested for murder in Beechum County, Alabama, you were just passing through on your college semester break, your name is Billy Gambini, and you find yourself in a jail cell with a tough-looking guy who tells you, “Either way, you’re f***ed” before you realize he is your Cousin Vinny.
  12. The damned radio is playing “I Got You Babe” again.
  13. I woke up in a Soho doorway, A policeman knew my name.

Characters who visited Gilligan’s Island.

  1. The Mosquitos (Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving) - Obviously a call-out to The Beatles.

Characters who visited Gilligan’s Island.

  1. The Mosquitos (Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving) - Obviously a call-out to The Beatles.
  2. Jungle Boy (Kurt Russell)