Bakers Dozen

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.
  7. My great-great-niece is having a baby!!

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.
  7. First Ear Hair! Blechhh! Pointed out by my 5 year old daughter who noticed my beard has spread to my ear!

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.
  7. First Ear Hair! Blechhh! Pointed out by my 5 year old daughter who noticed my beard has spread to my ear!
  8. Have been losing friends. May they rest in peace.

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.
  7. My great-great-niece is having a baby!!
    8.First Ear Hair! Blechhh! Pointed out by my 5 year old daughter who noticed my beard has spread to my ear!
    9 Have been losing friends. May they rest in peace.

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.
  7. My great-great-niece is having a baby!!
    8.First Ear Hair! Blechhh! Pointed out by my 5 year old daughter who noticed my beard has spread to my ear!
    9 Have been losing friends. May they rest in peace.
    10 Have coworkers who were born after I started at my current job.

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.
  7. My great-great-niece is having a baby!!
    8.First Ear Hair! Blechhh! Pointed out by my 5 year old daughter who noticed my beard has spread to my ear!
    9 Have been losing friends. May they rest in peace.
    10 Have coworkers who were born after I started at my current job.
  8. Approved for new, more powerful hearing aids

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.
  7. My great-great-niece is having a baby!!
    8.First Ear Hair! Blechhh! Pointed out by my 5 year old daughter who noticed my beard has spread to my ear!
    9 Have been losing friends. May they rest in peace.
    10 Have coworkers who were born after I started at my current job.
  8. Approved for new, more powerful hearing aids
  9. Have discussed my bowel movements with a relative.

Your most recent, personal aging milestone

  1. Got transition lenses (aka bifocals)
  2. Got a colonoscopy
  3. Youngest child is headed to junior high school this fall
  4. Grandson is headed to high school next week
  5. My daughter went on her first 10 day hiking camp without family
  6. Eldest kid turned 30 last year. Youngest kid (of 3) turned 27 this year. But still, no grandkids on the foreseeable horizon. Not yet.
  7. My great-great-niece is having a baby!!
    8.First Ear Hair! Blechhh! Pointed out by my 5 year old daughter who noticed my beard has spread to my ear!
    9 Have been losing friends. May they rest in peace.
    10 Have coworkers who were born after I started at my current job.
  8. Approved for new, more powerful hearing aids
  9. Have discussed my bowel movements with a relative.
  10. Had a kidney stone operation.

Things you can say now that you’re older

1: You kids get off my lawn!

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!
  4. This new music sucks!

Which, as a musician, breaks my heart :frowning:

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!
  4. This new music sucks!
  5. When I was a kid, we walked to school, uphill, in the rain, into the wind… both ways!

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!
  4. This new music sucks!
  5. When I was a kid, we walked to school, uphill, in the rain, into the wind… both ways!
  6. I just. Want it. To work as a PHONE.

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!
  4. This new music sucks!
  5. When I was a kid, we walked to school, uphill, in the rain, into the wind… both ways!
  6. I just. Want it. To work as a PHONE.
  7. Back in my day we only dreamed a black man would one day be president.

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!
  4. This new music sucks!
  5. When I was a kid, we walked to school, uphill, in the rain, into the wind… both ways!
  6. I just. Want it. To work as a PHONE.
  7. Back in my day we only dreamed a black man would one day be president.
  8. Back in my day gas was 25 cents a gallon and pot was $25 an ounce.

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!
  4. This new music sucks!
  5. When I was a kid, we walked to school, uphill, in the rain, into the wind… both ways!
  6. I just. Want it. To work as a PHONE.
  7. Back in my day we only dreamed a black man would one day be president.
  8. Back in my day gas was 25 cents a gallon and pot was $25 an ounce.
  9. Back in the old days, when we were real Marines… (followed by any tall tale you want to share)

Things you can say now that you’re older

  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!
  4. This new music sucks!
  5. When I was a kid, we walked to school, uphill, in the rain, into the wind… both ways!
  6. I just. Want it. To work as a PHONE.
  7. Back in my day we only dreamed a black man would one day be president.
  8. Back in my day gas was 25 cents a gallon and pot was $25 an ounce.
  9. Back in the old days, when we were real Marines… (followed by any tall tale you want to share)
  10. I remember when I had to use a key to unlock the car door.
  1. You kids get off my lawn!
  2. Back in my day, we had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel
  3. When I was a kid, MTV played videos!
  4. This new music sucks!
  5. When I was a kid, we walked to school, uphill, in the rain, into the wind… both ways!
  6. I just. Want it. To work as a PHONE.
  7. Back in my day we only dreamed a black man would one day be president.
  8. Back in my day gas was 25 cents a gallon and pot was $25 an ounce.
  9. Back in the old days, when we were real Marines… (followed by any tall tale you want to share)
  10. I remember when I had to use a key to unlock the car door.
  11. You know how we used to change the channel when I was a boy? We got up and flipped the dial.