Bakers Dozen

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Just what the HELL is WRONG with you???

1. It’s just the way the medication makes me.
2. Me? What the hell is wrong with YOU?!?
3. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
4. I’m OK, you’re OK.
5. I can’t hear.
6. Sorry, I’m a little distracted by Donald Trump’s hair.
7. A long list of chronic psychological ailments, plus a bit of a headache
8. Spending waaaaay too much time on the Dope.
9. I’m too sexy for my shirt. (So much so that, in fact, it hurts.)
10. Mild tinnitus in my left ear. No wait, I was dropped as a baby.

[Little_Nemo]

Just what the HELL is WRONG with you???

1. It’s just the way the medication makes me.
2. Me? What the hell is wrong with YOU?!?
3. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
4. I’m OK, you’re OK.
5. I can’t hear.
6. Sorry, I’m a little distracted by Donald Trump’s hair.
7. A long list of chronic psychological ailments, plus a bit of a headache
8. Spending waaaaay too much time on the Dope.
9. I’m too sexy for my shirt. (So much so that, in fact, it hurts.)
10. Mild tinnitus in my left ear. No wait, I was dropped as a baby.
11. Society made me what I am.

[astorian]

Just what the HELL is WRONG with you???

1. It’s just the way the medication makes me.
2. Me? What the hell is wrong with YOU?!?
3. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
4. I’m OK, you’re OK.
5. I can’t hear.
6. Sorry, I’m a little distracted by Donald Trump’s hair.
7. A long list of chronic psychological ailments, plus a bit of a headache
8. Spending waaaaay too much time on the Dope.
9. I’m too sexy for my shirt. (So much so that, in fact, it hurts.)
10. Mild tinnitus in my left ear. No wait, I was dropped as a baby.
11. Society made me what I am.
12. Who cares? Jesus loves me just the way I am.

[Infovore]

Just what the HELL is WRONG with you???

1. It’s just the way the medication makes me.
2. Me? What the hell is wrong with YOU?!?
3. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
4. I’m OK, you’re OK.
5. I can’t hear.
6. Sorry, I’m a little distracted by Donald Trump’s hair.
7. A long list of chronic psychological ailments, plus a bit of a headache
8. Spending waaaaay too much time on the Dope.
9. I’m too sexy for my shirt. (So much so that, in fact, it hurts.)
10. Mild tinnitus in my left ear. No wait, I was dropped as a baby.
11. Society made me what I am.
12. Who cares? Jesus loves me just the way I am.
13. How long have you got?

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet

[astorian]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions

[Nonsuch]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder

[astorian]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado

…and the Count counts the cameos: 3! 3 dead celebrities! Ahahahahahaa!

[buddha_david]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado
6. The WB: Who cares? Nobody will ever watch it.

[Sampiro]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado
6. TLC: Here Comes Honey Big Bird

[Srsly_Dad]

n honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado
6. TLC: Here Comes Honey Big Bird
7. CBS: New segment CSI - Sesame with cameo by Ted McGinley

[Little_Nemo]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado
6. TLC: Here Comes Honey Big Bird
7. CBS: New segment CSI - Sesame with cameo by Ted McGinley
8. MTV: No more songs in the series.

[anyrose]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado
6. TLC: Here Comes Honey Big Bird
7. CBS: New segment CSI - Sesame with cameo by Ted McGinley
8. MTV: No more songs in the series.
9. CLOO: The same four episodes over and over

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado
6. TLC: Here Comes Honey Big Bird
7. CBS: New segment CSI - Sesame with cameo by Ted McGinley
8. MTV: No more songs in the series.
9. CLOO: The same four episodes over and over
10. ESPN: Grover judges the world Hopscotch Olympics. Disastrously.

[Nonsuch]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado
6. The WB: Who cares? Nobody will ever watch it.
7. TLC: Here Comes Honey Big Bird
8. CBS: New segment CSI - Sesame with cameo by Ted McGinley
9. MTV: No more songs in the series.
10. CLOO: The same four episodes over and over
11. ESPN: Grover judges the world Hopscotch Olympics. Disastrously.
12. BBC America: Constant marathons every day of the week until everybody is sick of it

[astorian]

In honor of Sesame Street moving to HBO, a way in which it might change if it moved to a different network:

1. Bravo: Bert and Ernie finally come out of the closet
2. Animal Planet: We’d see Snuffleupagus eaten by a pride of lions
3. A&E: An intervention is staged to confront Cookie Monster about his eating disorder
4. Cooking Channel: Emeril shows Kermit how frog’s legs are prepared
5. Syfy: Elmo battles Sharknado
6. The WB: Who cares? Nobody will ever watch it.
7. TLC: Here Comes Honey Big Bird
8. CBS: New segment CSI - Sesame with cameo by Ted McGinley
9. MTV: No more songs in the series.
10. CLOO: The same four episodes over and over
11. ESPN: Grover judges the world Hopscotch Olympics. Disastrously.
12. BBC America: Constant marathons every day of the week until everybody is sick of it
13. Chiller: The Count abandons numbers, and drains Oscar’s blood

New topic: Kids Today Don’t Believe Me When I Tell Them…

1. “Gas stations used to give us free stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) for filling up!”

[Nonsuch]

Kids Today Don’t Believe Me When I Tell Them…

1. “Gas stations used to give us free stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) for filling up!”
2. I used to be able to sneak peeks at Playboy on the magazine rack at the grocery store.

[Infovore]

Kids Today Don’t Believe Me When I Tell Them…

1. “Gas stations used to give us free stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) for filling up!”
2. I used to be able to sneak peeks at Playboy on the magazine rack at the grocery store.
3. MTV used to play music videos. And not much else.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Kids Today Don’t Believe Me When I Tell Them…

1. “Gas stations used to give us free stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) for filling up!”
2. I used to be able to sneak peeks at Playboy on the magazine rack at the grocery store.
3. MTV used to play music videos. And not much else.
4. You couldn’t record TV shows when I was a kid.

[Sampiro]

Kids Today Don’t Believe Me When I Tell Them…

1. “Gas stations used to give us free stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) for filling up!”
2. I used to be able to sneak peeks at Playboy on the magazine rack at the grocery store.
3. MTV used to play music videos. And not much else.
4. You couldn’t record TV shows when I was a kid.
5. Toilet paper used to come in several colors including blue and pink.