Bakers Dozen

Songs with controversial lyrics

  1. “Darling Nikki” by Prince (inspired Tipper Gore to form the PMRC)
  2. “One in a Million” by Guns N’ Roses (racist and homophobic lyrics)
  3. “I Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag” by Country Joe & the Fish (anti-war)
  4. “Cop Killer” by Ice-T (title says all)
  5. “Lets Spend the Night Together” by the Rolling Stone
  6. “Suicide Solution” by Ozzy Osbourne
  7. “Better By You, Better Than Me,” by Spooky Tooth, covered by Judas Priest
  8. “The Ballad of John and Yoko,” by the Beatles
  9. “Sympathy for the Devil,” by the Rolling Stones
  10. “Louie Louie” by The Kingsmen

Although the FBI eventually determined the lyrics were “unintelligible at any speed.”

Songs with controversial lyrics

  1. “Darling Nikki” by Prince (inspired Tipper Gore to form the PMRC)
  2. “One in a Million” by Guns N’ Roses (racist and homophobic lyrics)
  3. “I Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag” by Country Joe & the Fish (anti-war)
  4. “Cop Killer” by Ice-T (title says all)
  5. “Lets Spend the Night Together” by the Rolling Stone
  6. “Suicide Solution” by Ozzy Osbourne
  7. “Better By You, Better Than Me,” by Spooky Tooth, covered by Judas Priest
  8. “The Ballad of John and Yoko,” by the Beatles
  9. “Sympathy for the Devil,” by the Rolling Stones
  10. “Louie Louie” by The Kingsmen
  11. “Light My Fire,” by The Doors

Morrison’s refusal to skip the word “higher” when performing on the Ed Sullivan Show got them banned from ever performing there again.

Songs with controversial lyrics

  1. “Darling Nikki” by Prince (inspired Tipper Gore to form the PMRC)
  2. “One in a Million” by Guns N’ Roses (racist and homophobic lyrics)
  3. “I Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag” by Country Joe & the Fish (anti-war)
  4. “Cop Killer” by Ice-T (title says all)
  5. “Lets Spend the Night Together” by the Rolling Stone
  6. “Suicide Solution” by Ozzy Osbourne
  7. “Better By You, Better Than Me,” by Spooky Tooth, covered by Judas Priest
  8. “The Ballad of John and Yoko,” by the Beatles
  9. “Sympathy for the Devil,” by the Rolling Stones
  10. “Louie Louie” by The Kingsmen
  11. “Light My Fire,” by The Doors
  12. “Eight Miles High” by The Byrds (alleged drug references)

Songs with controversial lyrics

  1. “Darling Nikki” by Prince (inspired Tipper Gore to form the PMRC)
  2. “One in a Million” by Guns N’ Roses (racist and homophobic lyrics)
  3. “I Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag” by Country Joe & the Fish (anti-war)
  4. “Cop Killer” by Ice-T (title says all)
  5. “Lets Spend the Night Together” by the Rolling Stone
  6. “Suicide Solution” by Ozzy Osbourne
  7. “Better By You, Better Than Me,” by Spooky Tooth, covered by Judas Priest
  8. “The Ballad of John and Yoko,” by the Beatles
  9. “Sympathy for the Devil,” by the Rolling Stones
  10. “Louie Louie” by The Kingsmen
  11. “Light My Fire,” by The Doors
  12. “Eight Miles High” by The Byrds (alleged drug references)
  13. “Money for Nothing,” by Dire Straights

After almost 30 years of radio play the song was banned in Canada by the Broadcast Standards Council for the use of the term “faggot” because they received one single complaint. Numerous people wrote into them (me included) and explained the usage in context and the decision was eventually reversed.

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Munch (HA ha!)

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Munch (HA ha!)
  6. Ms. Crabapple

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Munch (HA ha!)
  6. Edna Krabappel

(Correcting my spelling)

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Munch (HA ha!)
  6. Edna Krabappel
  7. Comic Book Guy

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Munch (HA ha!)
  6. Edna Krabappel
  7. Comic Book Guy
  8. Professor Frink

Wha-HEY glavin!

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Muntz (HA ha!)
  6. Edna Krabappel
  7. Comic Book Guy
  8. Professor Frink
  9. Barney Gumble

(And it’s Muntz not Munch. Worst. Simpsons fans. Ever)

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Muntz (HA ha!)
  6. Edna Krabappel
  7. Comic Book Guy
  8. Professor Frink
  9. Barney Gumble
  10. Lionel Hutz, the law-talking guy

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Muntz (HA ha!)
  6. Edna Krabappel
  7. Comic Book Guy
  8. Professor Frink
  9. Barney Gumble
  10. Lionel Hutz, the law-talking guy
  11. Sideshow Bob

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Muntz (HA ha!)
  6. Edna Krabappel
  7. Comic Book Guy
  8. Professor Frink
  9. Barney Gumble
  10. Lionel Hutz, the law-talking guy
  11. Sideshow Bob
  12. Charles Montgomery Burns

Recurring characters in “The Simpsons” who aren’t Simpsons.

  1. Moe
  2. Ned Flanders
  3. Reverend Lovejoy
  4. Fat Tony
  5. Nelson Muntz (HA ha!)
  6. Edna Krabappel
  7. Comic Book Guy
  8. Professor Frink
  9. Barney Gumble
  10. Lionel Hutz, the law-talking guy
  11. Sideshow Bob
  12. Charles Montgomery Burns
  13. Apu

(eh, I can’t think of anything good. Pass.)

Songs about roads

  1. Seven Bridges Road
    (Highways, interstates, and most other things that could be considered roads count)

Songs about roads

  1. Seven Bridges Road
  2. Highway 61 Revisited