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Things that various animals are responsible for operating on The Flintstones.

  1. Using a live monkey’s tail as a billiard rack.
  2. Using a miniature elephant as a vacuum cleaner.
  3. Using a bird as a quitting time siren.
  4. Using a brontosaurus (yes, I know) as heavy construction equipment.
  5. Using a bronto as a drawbridge.
  6. Using a boar as a garbage disposal.
  7. Using a bird as a record player.
  8. Using a bird inside a camera to chisel out photos.
  9. Using an alligator as a time card punch.
  10. Using mammoth’s trunk as a shower
  11. Using a porcupine as a hair brush.

Things that various animals are responsible for operating on The Flintstones.

  1. Using a live monkey’s tail as a billiard rack.
  2. Using a miniature elephant as a vacuum cleaner.
  3. Using a bird as a quitting time siren.
  4. Using a brontosaurus (yes, I know) as heavy construction equipment.
  5. Using a bronto as a drawbridge.
  6. Using a boar as a garbage disposal.
  7. Using a bird as a record player.
  8. Using a bird inside a camera to chisel out photos.
  9. Using an alligator as a time card punch.
  10. Using mammoth’s trunk as a shower
  11. Using a porcupine as a hair brush.
  12. Using bees to power their razors.

Things that various animals are responsible for operating on The Flintstones.

  1. Using a live monkey’s tail as a billiard rack.

  2. Using a miniature elephant as a vacuum cleaner.

  3. Using a bird as a quitting time siren.

  4. Using a brontosaurus (yes, I know) as heavy construction equipment.

  5. Using a bronto as a drawbridge.

  6. Using a boar as a garbage disposal.

  7. Using a bird as a record player.

  8. Using a bird inside a camera to chisel out photos.

  9. Using an alligator as a time card punch.

  10. Using mammoth’s trunk as a shower

  11. Using a porcupine as a hair brush.

  12. Using bees to power their razors.

  13. Using a flamingo as an upright bass.
    Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
    !!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  14. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.
  6. Stupid screw up genie (Jackie Vernon) casts spell so everyone laughs hysterically at everything unsuccessful comedian Godfrey Cambridge says

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.
  6. Stupid screw up genie (Jackie Vernon) casts spell so everyone laughs hysterically at everything unsuccessful comedian Godfrey Cambridge says
  7. Old woman goes to the police because her husband keeps telling her “I’m going to kill you.” He’s gotten tired of her, and her looks have gone, so he’s telling her this at odd moments throughout the day, but never does anything else. It’s made her a nervous wreck, and, as she leaves the station, she steps out into traffic and is hit. The police sergeant, whose wife doesn’t look like she used to either, calls the husband, just to talk about this method.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.
  6. Stupid screw up genie (Jackie Vernon) casts spell so everyone laughs hysterically at everything unsuccessful comedian Godfrey Cambridge says
  7. Old woman goes to the police because her husband keeps telling her “I’m going to kill you.” He’s gotten tired of her, and her looks have gone, so he’s telling her this at odd moments throughout the day, but never does anything else. It’s made her a nervous wreck, and, as she leaves the station, she steps out into traffic and is hit. The police sergeant, whose wife doesn’t look like she used to either, calls the husband, just to talk about this method.
  8. Rotten developer wants old gardener lady’s property and has her killed, but not before she “grows” herself again.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.
  6. Stupid screw up genie (Jackie Vernon) casts spell so everyone laughs hysterically at everything unsuccessful comedian Godfrey Cambridge says
  7. Old woman goes to the police because her husband keeps telling her “I’m going to kill you.” He’s gotten tired of her, and her looks have gone, so he’s telling her this at odd moments throughout the day, but never does anything else. It’s made her a nervous wreck, and, as she leaves the station, she steps out into traffic and is hit. The police sergeant, whose wife doesn’t look like she used to either, calls the husband, just to talk about this method.
  8. Rotten developer wants old gardener lady’s property and has her killed, but not before she “grows” herself again.
  9. Nazi war criminal dreams of being inside tranquil, serene painting of a fisherman; ends up instead in a painting of a tortured Jew in a concentration camp.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.
  6. Stupid screw up genie (Jackie Vernon) casts spell so everyone laughs hysterically at everything unsuccessful comedian Godfrey Cambridge says
  7. Old woman goes to the police because her husband keeps telling her “I’m going to kill you.” He’s gotten tired of her, and her looks have gone, so he’s telling her this at odd moments throughout the day, but never does anything else. It’s made her a nervous wreck, and, as she leaves the station, she steps out into traffic and is hit. The police sergeant, whose wife doesn’t look like she used to either, calls the husband, just to talk about this method.
  8. Rotten developer wants old gardener lady’s property and has her killed, but not before she “grows” herself again.
  9. Nazi war criminal dreams of being inside tranquil, serene painting of a fisherman; ends up instead in a painting of a tortured Jew in a concentration camp.
  10. Vincent Price (IIRC) teaches at a men’s school, showing his students how to be ruthless and immoral bastards. Turns out they are robots, and they kill the one student who has any sense of compassion.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.
  6. Stupid screw up genie (Jackie Vernon) casts spell so everyone laughs hysterically at everything unsuccessful comedian Godfrey Cambridge says
  7. Old woman goes to the police because her husband keeps telling her “I’m going to kill you.” He’s gotten tired of her, and her looks have gone, so he’s telling her this at odd moments throughout the day, but never does anything else. It’s made her a nervous wreck, and, as she leaves the station, she steps out into traffic and is hit. The police sergeant, whose wife doesn’t look like she used to either, calls the husband, just to talk about this method.
  8. Rotten developer wants old gardener lady’s property and has her killed, but not before she “grows” herself again.
  9. Nazi war criminal dreams of being inside tranquil, serene painting of a fisherman; ends up instead in a painting of a tortured Jew in a concentration camp.
  10. Vincent Price (IIRC) teaches at a men’s school, showing his students how to be ruthless and immoral bastards. Turns out they are robots, and they kill the one student who has any sense of compassion.
  11. Orson Welles narrates story of boy obsessed with snow that only he can see.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.
  6. Stupid screw up genie (Jackie Vernon) casts spell so everyone laughs hysterically at everything unsuccessful comedian Godfrey Cambridge says
  7. Old woman goes to the police because her husband keeps telling her “I’m going to kill you.” He’s gotten tired of her, and her looks have gone, so he’s telling her this at odd moments throughout the day, but never does anything else. It’s made her a nervous wreck, and, as she leaves the station, she steps out into traffic and is hit. The police sergeant, whose wife doesn’t look like she used to either, calls the husband, just to talk about this method.
  8. Rotten developer wants old gardener lady’s property and has her killed, but not before she “grows” herself again.
  9. Nazi war criminal dreams of being inside tranquil, serene painting of a fisherman; ends up instead in a painting of a tortured Jew in a concentration camp.
  10. Vincent Price (IIRC) teaches at a men’s school, showing his students how to be ruthless and immoral bastards. Turns out they are robots, and they kill the one student who has any sense of compassion.
  11. Orson Welles narrates story of boy obsessed with snow that only he can see.
  12. Peter Lawford (IIRC) has arachnophobia, and a neighbor lady he jilted fixes his wagon.

Off the top of your head, describe a “Night Gallery” episode
!!SPOILERS GALORE!!

  1. Psychologist suspects wife having an affair with patient, “hypnotizes” him to death. OR DID HE?
  2. Caterpillar crawls through guy’s head, causing agonizing pain. Doctor says it was a female, and laid eggs in his brain.
  3. Biker dies and goes to Hell, and finds himself in for an eternity of boredom, watching slides of somebody’s summer vacation.
  4. Prof Carl Reiner slanders Cthulhu, et al, in class, gets turned into a giant weed.
  5. We see an old man sitting peacefully in a rocking chair and an old woman on the other side of a brick wall she is building, saying things like “it’s all for the best” and such - we think she is walling him in because he has a terminal disease … until the doorbell rings and he gets up to answer it.
  6. Stupid screw up genie (Jackie Vernon) casts spell so everyone laughs hysterically at everything unsuccessful comedian Godfrey Cambridge says
  7. Old woman goes to the police because her husband keeps telling her “I’m going to kill you.” He’s gotten tired of her, and her looks have gone, so he’s telling her this at odd moments throughout the day, but never does anything else. It’s made her a nervous wreck, and, as she leaves the station, she steps out into traffic and is hit. The police sergeant, whose wife doesn’t look like she used to either, calls the husband, just to talk about this method.
  8. Rotten developer wants old gardener lady’s property and has her killed, but not before she “grows” herself again.
  9. Nazi war criminal dreams of being inside tranquil, serene painting of a fisherman; ends up instead in a painting of a tortured Jew in a concentration camp.
  10. Vincent Price (IIRC) teaches at a men’s school, showing his students how to be ruthless and immoral bastards. Turns out they are robots, and they kill the one student who has any sense of compassion.
  11. Orson Welles narrates story of boy obsessed with snow that only he can see.
  12. Peter Lawford (IIRC) has arachnophobia, and a neighbor lady he jilted fixes his wagon.
  13. Bette Davis plays blind lady who gives fortune to see for one night…and there’s a blackout. Stephen Spielberg directed.

New: Fiction with “And” in the title

  1. …And Ladies of the Club by Helen Hooven Santmeyer

New: Fiction with “And” in the title

  1. …And Ladies of the Club by Helen Hooven Santmeyer
  2. “…And Justice For All” directed by Barry Levinson, starring Al Pacino
  3. Bette Davis plays blind lady who gives fortune to see for one night…and there’s a blackout. Stephen Spielberg directed.

Joan Crawford, it was. Kim Carnes was too young at the time.

Fiction with “And” in the title

  1. …And Ladies of the Club by Helen Hooven Santmeyer
  2. “…And Justice For All” directed by Barry Levinson, starring Al Pacino
  3. “The Andromeda Strain” - novel by Michael Crichton

Fiction with “And” in the title

  1. …And Ladies of the Club by Helen Hooven Santmeyer
  2. “…And Justice For All” directed by Barry Levinson, starring Al Pacino
  3. “The Andromeda Strain” - novel by Michael Crichton
  4. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie

Fiction with “And” in the title

  1. …And Ladies of the Club by Helen Hooven Santmeyer
  2. “…And Justice For All” directed by Barry Levinson, starring Al Pacino
  3. “The Andromeda Strain” - novel by Michael Crichton
  4. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
  5. And Be a Villain by Rex Stout

Fiction with “And” in the title

  1. …And Ladies of the Club by Helen Hooven Santmeyer
  2. “…And Justice For All” directed by Barry Levinson, starring Al Pacino
  3. “The Andromeda Strain” - novel by Michael Crichton
  4. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
  5. And Be a Villain by Rex Stout
  6. Harry and Tonto, written by Paul Mazursky and Josh Greenfeld