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Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female

  1. Choking the chicken
  2. Flogging the dolphin
  3. Spanking the monkey
  4. Rub one out
  5. Jacking/Jilling off
  6. Onanism
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Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female

  1. Choking the chicken
  2. Flogging the dolphin
  3. Spanking the monkey
  4. Rub one out
  5. Jacking/Jilling off
  6. Onanism
  7. Responsible for one’s own
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Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female

  1. Choking the chicken
  2. Flogging the dolphin
  3. Spanking the monkey
  4. Rub one out
  5. Jacking/Jilling off
  6. Onanism
  7. Responsible for one’s own
  8. Growing one’s own fruit and vegetables
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Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female

  1. Choking the chicken
  2. Flogging the dolphin
  3. Spanking the monkey
  4. Rub one out
  5. Jacking/Jilling off
  6. Onanism
  7. Responsible for one’s own
  8. Growing one’s own fruit and vegetables
  9. Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
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  1. Choking the chicken
  2. Flogging the dolphin
  3. Spanking the monkey
  4. Rub one out
  5. Jacking/Jilling off
  6. Onanism
  7. Responsible for one’s own
  8. Growing one’s own fruit and vegetables
  9. Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
  10. Slaying the giant Cyclops monster
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  1. Choking the chicken
  2. Flogging the dolphin
  3. Spanking the monkey
  4. Rub one out
  5. Jacking/Jilling off
  6. Onanism
  7. Responsible for one’s own
  8. Growing one’s own fruit and vegetables
  9. Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
  10. Slaying the giant Cyclops monster
  11. Pulling the goalie
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  1. Choking the chicken
  2. Flogging the dolphin
  3. Spanking the monkey
  4. Rub one out
  5. Jacking/Jilling off
  6. Onanism
  7. Responsible for one’s own
  8. Growing one’s own fruit and vegetables
  9. Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
  10. Slaying the giant Cyclops monster
  11. Pulling the goalie
  12. Firing the Surgeon General
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Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female

  1. Choking the chicken
  2. Flogging the dolphin
  3. Spanking the monkey
  4. Rub one out
  5. Jacking/Jilling off
  6. Onanism
  7. Responsible for one’s own
  8. Growing one’s own fruit and vegetables
  9. Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
  10. Slaying the giant Cyclops monster
  11. Pulling the goalie
  12. Firing the Surgeon General
  13. Going out on a date with Rosie Palms.

Next: Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
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Infovore: Love the Foremen reference! I saw them play that one live and they said afterward they enjoyed watching people in the audience slowly catch on to the joke as the song went on.

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Next: Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
  5. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
  5. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
  6. Drain the main vein
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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
  5. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
  6. Drain the main vein
  7. Answering Nature’s call
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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
  5. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
  6. Drain the main vein
  7. Answering Nature’s call
  8. Saying howdy to a cactus

Hahah! OK, this is from an old Night Court episode with the Red Ranger. A buddy and I use it all the time.

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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
  5. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
  6. Drain the main vein
  7. Answering Nature’s call
  8. Saying howdy to a cactus
  9. Taking a shit. Oops- that’s not a euphemism. How about: Taking a Number Two.
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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
  5. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
  6. Drain the main vein
  7. Answering Nature’s call
  8. Saying howdy to a cactus
  9. Taking a shit. Oops- that’s not a euphemism. How about: Taking a Number Two.
  10. Making your bladder gladder
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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
  5. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
  6. Drain the main vein
  7. Answering Nature’s call
  8. Saying howdy to a cactus
  9. Taking a shit. Oops- that’s not a euphemism. How about: Taking a Number Two.
  10. Making your bladder gladder
  11. Makin’ lemonade/chocolate

[Carlin]
How do you take a shit? You don’t take a shit, you leave a shit!
[/Carlin]

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Euphemisms for going to the bathroom

  1. Burning a mule
  2. Seeing a man about a dog
  3. Dropping the kids off at the pool
  4. Pinching a loaf
  5. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
  6. Drain the main vein
  7. Answering Nature’s call
  8. Saying howdy to a cactus
  9. Taking a shit. Oops- that’s not a euphemism. How about: Taking a Number Two.
  10. Making your bladder gladder
  11. Makin’ lemonade/chocolate
  12. Drop a deuce