Bakers Dozen

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery
  6. Conspiracy

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery
  6. Conspiracy
  7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery
  6. Conspiracy
  7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
  8. Littering

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery
  6. Conspiracy
  7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
  8. Littering
  9. Illegal parking

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery
  6. Conspiracy
  7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
  8. Littering
  9. Illegal parking
  10. Entering an airplane cockpit without authorization

I’m assuming #8 and 9 are jokes. Don’t remember reading about that.

[Surely it must be illegal to park a plane inside a building.]

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery
  6. Conspiracy
  7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
  8. Littering
  9. Illegal parking
  10. Entering an airplane cockpit without authorization
  11. Malicious destruction of property

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery
  6. Conspiracy
  7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
  8. Littering
  9. Illegal parking
  10. Entering an airplane cockpit without authorization
  11. Malicious destruction of property
  12. Trespassing (The Pentagon hijackers, specifically)

Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

  1. Murder
  2. Airplane theft
  3. Kidnapping
  4. Arson
  5. Assault and Battery
  6. Conspiracy
  7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
  8. Littering
  9. Illegal parking
  10. Entering an airplane cockpit without authorization
  11. Malicious destruction of property
  12. Trespassing (The Pentagon hijackers, specifically)
  13. Hijacking

Next:

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich
  3. Banana Split - the dessert

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich
  3. Banana Split - the dessert
  4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich
  3. Banana Split - the dessert
  4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
  5. Jade Helm

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich
  3. Banana Split - the dessert
  4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
  5. Jade Helm
  6. Jumping Jacks

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich
  3. Banana Split - the dessert
  4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
  5. Jade Helm
  6. Jumping Jacks
  7. kegels

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich
  3. Banana Split - the dessert
  4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
  5. Jade Helm
  6. Jumping Jacks
  7. kegels
  8. Cycling

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich
  3. Banana Split - the dessert
  4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
  5. Jade Helm
  6. Jumping Jacks
  7. kegels
  8. Cycling
  9. Eskimo Pie

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

  1. Push up
  2. Ice cream sandwich
  3. Banana Split - the dessert
  4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
  5. Jade Helm
  6. Jumping Jacks
  7. kegels
  8. Cycling
  9. Eskimo Pie
  10. Chin-ups