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Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
  2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
  3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
  4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch Potatos of America
  5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches
  6. The Talk Show Host hypes the latest Movie/Album/Book as the Greatest Ever
  7. Thirty Minutes of Cheap Jokes About Nerds, with Occasional Bursts of Sentimentality
37765

Whatever should we name the band?

  1. Slurpeehead
  2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
  3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
  4. The Double Entendres
  5. Pink Bunny Entrails
  6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
  7. Steampunk Roadhead
  8. Poached salmon in a white wine sauce
  9. The Raging Wombats
  10. Message Bored
  11. Authentic Frontier Gibberish
37766

Let me fix that up a bit for you, NDP:

Whatever should we name the band?

  1. Slurpeehead
  2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
  3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
  4. The Double Entendres
  5. Pink Bunny Entrails
  6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
  7. Steampunk Roadhead
  8. Poached salmon in a white wine sauce
  9. The Raging Wombats
  10. Message Bored
  11. Sith Lords of Rhythm
  12. The Inexperienced Experience
  13. Winter is Humming

Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
  2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
  3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
  4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch
    Potatos of America
  5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches
  6. The Talk Show Host hypes the latest Movie/Album/Book as the Greatest Ever
  7. Thirty Minutes of Cheap Jokes About Nerds, with Occasional Bursts of Sentimentality
  8. The Desk, The Host, and Twenty-Eight Minutes of Banality
37767

Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
  2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
  3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
  4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch
    Potatos of America
  5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches
  6. The Talk Show Host hypes the latest Movie/Album/Book as the Greatest Ever
  7. Thirty Minutes of Cheap Jokes About Nerds, with Occasional Bursts of Sentimentality
  8. The Desk, The Host, and Twenty-Eight Minutes of Banality
  9. Anderson Cooper: Just a Celebrity Now
37768

Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
  2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
  3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
  4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch Potatos of America
  5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches
  6. The Talk Show Host hypes the latest Movie/Album/Book as the Greatest Ever
  7. Thirty Minutes of Cheap Jokes About Nerds, with Occasional Bursts of Sentimentality
  8. The Desk, The Host, and Twenty-Eight Minutes of Banality
  9. Anderson Cooper: Just a Celebrity Now
  10. Murders Committed in Manhattan by Extremely Rich White People, Who, As We All Know, Commit Most of the Crime in America
37769

Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
  2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
  3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
  4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch Potatos of America
  5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches
  6. The Talk Show Host hypes the latest Movie/Album/Book as the Greatest Ever
  7. Thirty Minutes of Cheap Jokes About Nerds, with Occasional Bursts of Sentimentality
  8. The Desk, The Host, and Twenty-Eight Minutes of Banality
  9. Anderson Cooper: Just a Celebrity Now
  10. Murders Committed in Manhattan by Extremely Rich White People, Who, As We All Know, Commit Most of the Crime in America
  11. Rednecks Doing Redneck Things.
37770

Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
  2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
  3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
  4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch Potatos of America
  5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches
  6. The Talk Show Host hypes the latest Movie/Album/Book as the Greatest Ever
  7. Thirty Minutes of Cheap Jokes About Nerds, with Occasional Bursts of Sentimentality
  8. The Desk, The Host, and Twenty-Eight Minutes of Banality
  9. Anderson Cooper: Just a Celebrity Now
  10. Murders Committed in Manhattan by Extremely Rich White People, Who, As We All Know, Commit Most of the Crime in America
  11. Rednecks Doing Redneck Things.
  12. The Show That Has Nothing To Do With History, Science, Cooking, Crime, Country Music, or Whatever This Cable Channel Is Called (And Expect Lots More!)
37771

Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
  2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
  3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
  4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch Potatos of America
  5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches
  6. The Talk Show Host hypes the latest Movie/Album/Book as the Greatest Ever
  7. Thirty Minutes of Cheap Jokes About Nerds, with Occasional Bursts of Sentimentality
  8. The Desk, The Host, and Twenty-Eight Minutes of Banality
  9. Anderson Cooper: Just a Celebrity Now
  10. Murders Committed in Manhattan by Extremely Rich White People, Who, As We All Know, Commit Most of the Crime in America
  11. Rednecks Doing Redneck Things.
  12. The Show That Has Nothing To Do With History, Science, Cooking, Crime, Country Music, or Whatever This Cable Channel Is Called (And Expect Lots More!)
  13. Grown Men Playing With A Ball

I’ll pass

37772

I like this one.

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
37773

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
37774

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
37775

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
37776

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
  5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
37777

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
  5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
  6. Jailbirds and Jailbait
37778

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
  5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
  6. Jailbirds and Jailbait
  7. Wish Fulfillment Fantasy For Everyone Who Wishes They Were So Goddamned Good At Their Job That They Could Treat Everyone Like Shit Without Repercussion, M.D.
37779

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
  5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
  6. Jailbirds and Jailbait
  7. Wish Fulfillment Fantasy For Everyone Who Wishes They Were So Goddamned Good At Their Job That They Could Treat Everyone Like Shit Without Repercussion, M.D.
  8. Junk you wouldn’t look at twice in a store but will actually consider buying after you listen to this thirty minute commercial
37780

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
  5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
  6. Jailbirds and Jailbait
  7. Wish Fulfillment Fantasy For Everyone Who Wishes They Were So Goddamned Good At Their Job That They Could Treat Everyone Like Shit Without Repercussion, M.D.
  8. Junk you wouldn’t look at twice in a store but will actually consider buying after you listen to this thirty minute commercial
  9. Watch Us Take This Poor, Dysfunctional, Unpopular Family, Film Them Acting Horribly, Drinking, and Fighting and Make The Rich And Famous! (Until The Show Is Cancelled, then They Go Right Back to Where They Started!)
37781

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
  5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
  6. Jailbirds and Jailbait
  7. Wish Fulfillment Fantasy For Everyone Who Wishes They Were So Goddamned Good At Their Job That They Could Treat Everyone Like Shit Without Repercussion, M.D.
  8. Junk you wouldn’t look at twice in a store but will actually consider buying after you listen to this thirty minute commercial
  9. Watch Us Take This Poor, Dysfunctional, Unpopular Family, Film Them Acting Horribly, Drinking, and Fighting and Make The Rich And Famous! (Until The Show Is Cancelled, then They Go Right Back to Where They Started!)
  10. Liberal comedians cracking up liberal audiences with videotapes artfully doctored to make prominent conservatives look goofy.
37782

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
  5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
  6. Jailbirds and Jailbait
  7. Wish Fulfillment Fantasy For Everyone Who Wishes They Were So Goddamned Good At Their Job That They Could Treat Everyone Like Shit Without Repercussion, M.D.
  8. Junk you wouldn’t look at twice in a store but will actually consider buying after you listen to this thirty minute commercial
  9. Watch Us Take This Poor, Dysfunctional, Unpopular Family, Film Them Acting Horribly, Drinking, and Fighting and Make The Rich And Famous! (Until The Show Is Cancelled, then They Go Right Back to Where They Started!)
  10. Liberal comedians cracking up liberal audiences with videotapes artfully doctored to make prominent conservatives look goofy.
  11. Over 2 hours of poorly developed plot, shoehorned love interest, and overblown CGI effects.
37783

More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

  1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
  2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
  3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
  4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
  5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
  6. Jailbirds and Jailbait
  7. Wish Fulfillment Fantasy For Everyone Who Wishes They Were So Goddamned Good At Their Job That They Could Treat Everyone Like Shit Without Repercussion, M.D.
  8. Junk you wouldn’t look at twice in a store but will actually consider buying after you listen to this thirty minute commercial
  9. Watch Us Take This Poor, Dysfunctional, Unpopular Family, Film Them Acting Horribly, Drinking, and Fighting and Make The Rich And Famous! (Until The Show Is Cancelled, then They Go Right Back to Where They Started!)
  10. Liberal comedians cracking up liberal audiences with videotapes artfully doctored to make prominent conservatives look goofy.
  11. Over 2 hours of poorly developed plot, shoehorned love interest, and overblown CGI effects.
  12. Camera crew follows civil servants around all day, tries to make their lives seem exciting.