When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
To this day, I think she should’ve given me one more warning. Grrrrrr.
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
Mine came when I was 8 years old. I misbehaved in third grade, and my teacher banished me to kindergarten for the rest of they day. I had to take a nap.
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
Mine came when I was 8 years old. I misbehaved in third grade, and my teacher banished me to kindergarten for the rest of they day. I had to take a nap.
Mine was also an “accident” in 1st grade. The classroom policy was that no more than one child of each sex could be out of the classroom at a time. Therefore, there was a boys’ hall pass and a girls’ hall pass near the front of the room, in their own little holders. If the hall pass was there, you could take it and go to the bathroom without having to ask or announce it. If the hall pass was not there, you didn’t bother to ask. However, one day Brandon Sengstack (I still remember his name nearly four decades later) left the hall pass in the bathroom after using it. I waited, and waited, and waited, afraid to ask Mrs. Proctor to make an exception, and never thinking to look around the classroom (and thus realize that all of the boys were in the room). Finally, after what seemed like all morning but was probably 30 minutes, I could wait no longer. I stood up from my desk in the middle of the room, wailed MRS. PROCTOR, I’M GONNA HAVE AN ACCIDEEEEEEEEEEENT!!! and promptly discharged what seemed like a full pint of hot wee-wee into my brown Toughskin corduroys. As these were tucked into rubber cowboy boots, I managed not to get a single drop on the floor; it all ran straight into the boots. Crying and embarrassed, I squelched off to the office - schlorp, schlorp, schlorp - to wait for my mom to pick me up.
Subsequent posters are welcome to truncate my [del]shaggy[/del] wet dog story.
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
Mine came when I was 8 years old. I misbehaved in third grade, and my teacher banished me to kindergarten for the rest of they day. I had to take a nap.
Mine was also an “accident” in 1st grade… Crying and embarrassed, I squelched off to the office - schlorp, schlorp, schlorp - to wait for my mom to pick me up.
Having a valentine fall into the wrong hands. Ooops.
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
Mine came when I was 8 years old. I misbehaved in third grade, and my teacher banished me to kindergarten for the rest of they day. I had to take a nap.
Mine was also an “accident” in 1st grade… Crying and embarrassed, I squelched off to the office - schlorp, schlorp, schlorp - to wait for my mom to pick me up.
Having a valentine fall into the wrong hands. Ooops.
My mother kept me out of school until I was almost six years old, and the Board of Education caught up with her. She insisted I was too stupid to go to school, and made them put me in kindergarten. When my IQ was tested, I scored 148! Mother insisted I “guessed lucky” and would not let me go to school with children my own age.
Poor Annie! I, too, am but a puddin’ head compared to thee.
Most embarrassing day at elementary school
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
Mine came when I was 8 years old. I misbehaved in third grade, and my teacher banished me to kindergarten for the rest of they day. I had to take a nap.
Mine was also an “accident” in 1st grade… Crying and embarrassed, I squelched off to the office - schlorp, schlorp, schlorp - to wait for my mom to pick me up.
Having a valentine fall into the wrong hands. Ooops.
My mother kept me out of school until I was almost six years old, and the Board of Education caught up with her. She insisted I was too stupid to go to school, and made them put me in kindergarten. When my IQ was tested, I scored 148! Mother insisted I “guessed lucky” and would not let me go to school with children my own age.
Danced very badly when all the kids were supposed to hula.
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
Mine came when I was 8 years old. I misbehaved in third grade, and my teacher banished me to kindergarten for the rest of they day. I had to take a nap.
Mine was also an “accident” in 1st grade… Crying and embarrassed, I squelched off to the office - schlorp, schlorp, schlorp - to wait for my mom to pick me up.
Having a valentine fall into the wrong hands. Ooops.
My mother kept me out of school until I was almost six years old, and the Board of Education caught up with her. She insisted I was too stupid to go to school, and made them put me in kindergarten. When my IQ was tested, I scored 148! Mother insisted I “guessed lucky” and would not let me go to school with children my own age.
Danced very badly when all the kids were supposed to hula.
Grade 2, wasn’t allowed to go to the bathroom anymore because I got caught playing Nicky nicky nine doors in the school. Eventually peed my pants and then had to clean it up while everyone watched, then got dragged by my ear down to the principal’s office. Man, Mrs. Hobbs was an mean old lady.
The practice of knocking on a door or ringing a doorbell and running away before it is answered also known as Ding Dong Ditch, Knock, Knock , Ginger, and a few other names.
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
Mine came when I was 8 years old. I misbehaved in third grade, and my teacher banished me to kindergarten for the rest of they day. I had to take a nap.
Mine was also an “accident” in 1st grade… Crying and embarrassed, I squelched off to the office - schlorp, schlorp, schlorp - to wait for my mom to pick me up.
Having a valentine fall into the wrong hands. Ooops.
My mother kept me out of school until I was almost six years old, and the Board of Education caught up with her. She insisted I was too stupid to go to school, and made them put me in kindergarten. When my IQ was tested, I scored 148! Mother insisted I “guessed lucky” and would not let me go to school with children my own age.
Danced very badly when all the kids were supposed to hula.
Grade 2, wasn’t allowed to go to the bathroom anymore because I got caught playing Nicky nicky nine doors in the school. Eventually peed my pants and then had to clean it up while everyone watched, then got dragged by my ear down to the principal’s office. Man, Mrs. Hobbs was an mean old lady.
Breaking wind very loudly while seated on the floor with my head down during a fire drill. Luckily the acoustics made it difficult to isolate.
I remember in elementary school doing drills on ducking down under the desk and covering your eyes and face with one arm and the back of your neck with the other. But that was for a larger fire.
Join Date: Aug 2002
Most embarrassing day at elementary school
When my Mom sent me out wearing slippers, because it was late and we couldn’t find my shoes, and supposedly “no one would notice” (Kindergarten)
I sang an unintentional solo in the Christmas concert - I turned as red as the dress I was wearing (2nd grade)
I kissed my “girlfriend” in the middle of a movie in kindergarten.
I had an “accident” in my pants in 1st grade. That’s not the most embarrassing day, though, because when I was in 4th grade, one of my classmates had to give a speech, so she talked about me having an accident three years before. THAT’s the most embarrassing day.
Getting dragged out in the hall by Mrs. Hill and paddled because I kept whispering to a friend after she asked me to stop.
Mine came when I was 8 years old. I misbehaved in third grade, and my teacher banished me to kindergarten for the rest of they day. I had to take a nap.
Mine was also an “accident” in 1st grade… Crying and embarrassed, I squelched off to the office - schlorp, schlorp, schlorp - to wait for my mom to pick me up.
Having a valentine fall into the wrong hands. Ooops.
My mother kept me out of school until I was almost six years old, and the Board of Education caught up with her. She insisted I was too stupid to go to school, and made them put me in kindergarten. When my IQ was tested, I scored 148! Mother insisted I “guessed lucky” and would not let me go to school with children my own age.
Danced very badly when all the kids were supposed to hula.
Grade 2, wasn’t allowed to go to the bathroom anymore because I got caught playing Nicky nicky nine doors in the school. Eventually peed my pants and then had to clean it up while everyone watched, then got dragged by my ear down to the principal’s office. Man, Mrs. Hobbs was an mean old lady.
Breaking wind very loudly while seated on the floor with my head down during a fire drill. Luckily the acoustics made it difficult to isolate.
I asn’t allowed to start KG until my fifth birthday in November, but my playmate Donna next door got to start in September. I was livid.
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