Bakers Dozen

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is Black.

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is Black.
  7. Just now getting around to a Return of the Jedi sequel

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is Black.
  7. Just now getting around to a Return of the Jedi sequel
  8. That Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney (to mention two) are still touring, still selling to huge crowds, and the ticket prices are MUCH higher.

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is Black.
  7. Just now getting around to a Return of the Jedi sequel
  8. That Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney (to mention two) are still touring, still selling to huge crowds, and the ticket prices are MUCH higher.
  9. The demise of radio disk jockeys

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is Black.
  7. Just now getting around to a Return of the Jedi sequel
  8. That Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney (to mention two) are still touring, still selling to huge crowds, and the ticket prices are MUCH higher.
  9. The demise of radio disk jockeys
  10. That the Black President of the US would, because of a surging internet meme, send out a “tweet” to the world celebrating the reaching of a fictional date in a film released 26 years earlier.

I don’t know if the above would have shocked, or merely confused, him, but it wouldn’t have left him untouched.

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is Black.
  7. Just now getting around to a Return of the Jedi sequel
  8. That Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney (to mention two) are still touring, still selling to huge crowds, and the ticket prices are MUCH higher.
  9. The demise of radio disk jockeys
  10. That the Black President of the US would, because of a surging internet meme, send out a “tweet” to the world celebrating the reaching of a fictional date in a film released 26 years earlier.
  11. That a badly written book featuring graphic depictions of BDSM acts would be a bestseller, largely due to purchases by middle-aged women.

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is Black.
  7. Just now getting around to a Return of the Jedi sequel
  8. That Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney (to mention two) are still touring, still selling to huge crowds, and the ticket prices are MUCH higher.
  9. The demise of radio disk jockeys
  10. That the Black President of the US would, because of a surging internet meme, send out a “tweet” to the world celebrating the reaching of a fictional date in a film released 26 years earlier.
  11. That people who appear to be talking to themselves are not necessarily crazy; they may be having a conversation with someone on the other end of a small, almost invisible earpiece.

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is Black.
  7. Just now getting around to a Return of the Jedi sequel
  8. That Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney (to mention two) are still touring, still selling to huge crowds, and the ticket prices are MUCH higher.
  9. The demise of radio disk jockeys
  10. That the Black President of the US would, because of a surging internet meme, send out a “tweet” to the world celebrating the reaching of a fictional date in a film released 26 years earlier.
  11. That a badly written book featuring graphic depictions of BDSM acts would be a bestseller, largely due to purchases by middle-aged women.
  12. That people who appear to be talking to themselves are not necessarily crazy; they may be having a conversation with someone on the other end of a small, almost invisible earpiece.

(fixing–please watch for ninjas)

Yes, please do!

Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015.

  1. Tablets
  2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already.
  3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles
  4. The Internet
  5. The ubiquitous selfie
  6. The President of the United States is black.
  7. Just now getting around to a Return of the Jedi sequel
  8. That Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney (to mention two) are still touring, still selling to huge crowds, and the ticket prices are MUCH higher.
  9. The demise of radio disk jockeys
  10. That the black President of the US would, because of a surging internet meme, send out a “tweet” to the world celebrating the reaching of a fictional date in a film released 26 years earlier.
  11. That a badly written book featuring graphic depictions of BDSM acts would be a bestseller, largely due to purchases by middle-aged women.
  12. That people who appear to be talking to themselves are not necessarily crazy; they may be having a conversation with someone on the other end of a small, almost invisible earpiece.
  13. That people would spend hours sitting hunched over computer keyboards.

Trying again…

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Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato
  5. “It”

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato
  5. “It”
  6. Hell Toupee

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato
  5. “It”
  6. Hell Toupee
  7. Our Subtle Nod To The Plastics Industry

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato
  5. “It”
  6. Hell Toupee
  7. Our Subtle Nod To The Plastics Industry
  8. Herr Hairpiece

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato
  5. “It”
  6. Hell Toupee
  7. Our Subtle Nod To The Plastics Industry
  8. Herr Hairpiece
  9. Dead Ewok

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato
  5. “It”
  6. Hell Toupee
  7. Our Subtle Nod To The Plastics Industry
  8. Herr Hairpiece
  9. Dead Ewok
  10. Some Wig!

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato
  5. “It”
  6. Hell Toupee
  7. Our Subtle Nod To The Plastics Industry
  8. Herr Hairpiece
  9. Dead Ewok
  10. Some Wig!
  11. Hair Force One

Trump campaign staff nicknames for the boss’s hair

  1. Señor Marmoset
  2. The Lump on the Trump
  3. Lord Fluffykins
  4. Don Gato
  5. “It”
  6. Hell Toupee
  7. Our Subtle Nod To The Plastics Industry
  8. Herr Hairpiece
  9. Dead Ewok
  10. Some Wig!
  11. Hair Force One
  12. Elendil’s Hair