Bakers Dozen

Downsize a Famous Title

  1. Star Trek 2: The Passive Aggression of Kahn
  2. The Slow and the Cheerful
  3. Slow Times at Ridgemont Low
  4. The Less-Than-Spectacular Gatsby
  5. The Middle Manager of the Rings
  6. The Two Musketeers
  7. Average-Looking Woman
  8. Prince Lear

Downsize a Famous Title

  1. Star Trek 2: The Passive Aggression of Kahn
  2. The Slow and the Cheerful
  3. Slow Times at Ridgemont Low
  4. The Less-Than-Spectacular Gatsby
  5. The Middle Manager of the Rings
  6. The Two Musketeers
  7. Average-Looking Woman
  8. Prince Lear
  9. The Guy With Iffy Posture of Notre Dame

Downsize a Famous Title

  1. Star Trek 2: The Passive Aggression of Kahn
  2. The Slow and the Cheerful
  3. Slow Times at Ridgemont Low
  4. The Less-Than-Spectacular Gatsby
  5. The Middle Manager of the Rings
  6. The Two Musketeers
  7. Average-Looking Woman
  8. Prince Lear
  9. The Guy With Iffy Posture of Notre Dame
  10. Squire Kong

Downsize a Famous Title

  1. Star Trek 2: The Passive Aggression of Kahn
  2. The Slow and the Cheerful
  3. Slow Times at Ridgemont Low
  4. The Less-Than-Spectacular Gatsby
  5. The Middle Manager of the Rings
  6. The Two Musketeers
  7. Average-Looking Woman
  8. Prince Lear
  9. The Guy With Iffy Posture of Notre Dame
  10. Squire Kong
  11. Glider!

Downsize a Famous Title

  1. Star Trek 2: The Passive Aggression of Kahn
  2. The Slow and the Cheerful
  3. Slow Times at Ridgemont Low
  4. The Less-Than-Spectacular Gatsby
  5. The Middle Manager of the Rings
  6. The Two Musketeers
  7. Average-Looking Woman
  8. Prince Lear
  9. The Guy With Iffy Posture of Notre Dame
  10. Squire Kong
  11. Glider!
  12. The Mediocre Santini

Downsize a Famous Title

  1. Star Trek 2: The Passive Aggression of Kahn
  2. The Slow and the Cheerful
  3. Slow Times at Ridgemont Low
  4. The Less-Than-Spectacular Gatsby
  5. The Middle Manager of the Rings
  6. The Two Musketeers
  7. Average-Looking Woman
  8. Prince Lear
  9. The Guy With Iffy Posture of Notre Dame
  10. Squire Kong
  11. Glider!
  12. The Mediocre Santini
  13. The So-So, the Not Really Very Nice and the Mildly Unattractive

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Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone
  6. Skype, while stranded at the airport.

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone
  6. Skype, while stranded at the airport.
  7. Swinging from vine to vine in the jungle

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone
  6. Skype, while stranded at the airport.
  7. Swinging from vine to vine in the jungle
  8. Transporter room

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone
  6. Skype, while stranded at the airport.
  7. Swinging from vine to vine in the jungle
  8. Transporter room
  9. Stowing away in the freezer car of a train (like Karen in Frosty)

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone
  6. Skype, while stranded at the airport.
  7. Swinging from vine to vine in the jungle
  8. Transporter room
  9. Stowing away in the freezer car of a train (like Karen in Frosty)
  10. Go Greyhound

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone
  6. Skype, while stranded at the airport.
  7. Swinging from vine to vine in the jungle
  8. Transporter room
  9. Stowing away in the freezer car of a train (like Karen in Frosty)
  10. Go Greyhound
  11. Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone
  6. Skype, while stranded at the airport.
  7. Swinging from vine to vine in the jungle
  8. Transporter room
  9. Stowing away in the freezer car of a train (like Karen in Frosty)
  10. Go Greyhound
  11. Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
  12. Say “Bag it; close enough,” and walk into Golden Corral for all-you-can-stand pressed turkey

Ways to get home for Thanksgiving

  1. Autogyro
  2. Champion Iditarod Dogsled
  3. Segway
  4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  5. Telephone
  6. Skype, while stranded at the airport.
  7. Swinging from vine to vine in the jungle
  8. Transporter room
  9. Stowing away in the freezer car of a train (like Karen in Frosty)
  10. Go Greyhound
  11. Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
  12. Say “Bag it; close enough,” and walk into Golden Corral for all-you-can-stand pressed turkey
  13. TARDIS

Holiday specials you like

  1. Star Wars Holiday Special (it’s so bad it’s good)

Holiday specials you like

  1. Star Wars Holiday Special (it’s so bad it’s good)
  2. A Charlie Brown Christmas

Holiday specials you like

  1. Star Wars Holiday Special (it’s so bad it’s good)
  2. A Charlie Brown Christmas
  3. Die Hard

The greatest Christmas movie of all time.