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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth - Bing Crosby/David Bowie
  2. What Child Is This? (Traditional Christmas Hymn; with the alternate choruses)
  3. Tomorrow Shall Be My Dancing Day (Traditional Christmas Hymn)
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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth - Bing Crosby/David Bowie
  2. What Child Is This? (Traditional Christmas Hymn; with the alternate choruses)
  3. 12 Days of Phantom
  4. Little Toy Trains - Roger Miller but the Nana Mouskouri’ Old Toy Trains is a personal favorite.
  5. Darlin’ (Christmas Is Coming) - Over the Rhine
  6. St.Stephen’s Day Murders- The Chieftains
  7. Stille Nacht (Silent Night) - Mannheim Steamroller
  8. Carol of the Bells
  9. “Mary’s Boy Child” - Harry Belafonte Mary's Boy Child - by Harry Belafonte - YouTube
  10. 12 Days of Christmas by Straight No Chaser Straight No Chaser - The 12 Days of Christmas (original from 1998) - YouTube
    11 . Tomorrow Shall Be My Dancing Day (Traditional Christmas Hymn)
  11. Child in a Manger- Sarah Brightman
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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth - Bing Crosby/David Bowie

  2. What Child Is This? (Traditional Christmas Hymn; with the alternate choruses)

  3. 12 Days of Phantom

  4. Little Toy Trains - Roger Miller but the Nana Mouskouri’ Old Toy Trains is a personal favorite.

  5. Darlin’ (Christmas Is Coming) - Over the Rhine

  6. St.Stephen’s Day Murders- The Chieftains

  7. Stille Nacht (Silent Night) - Mannheim Steamroller

  8. Carol of the Bells

  9. “Mary’s Boy Child” - Harry Belafonte Mary's Boy Child - by Harry Belafonte - YouTube

  10. 12 Days of Christmas by Straight No Chaser Straight No Chaser - The 12 Days of Christmas (original from 1998) - YouTube
    11 . Tomorrow Shall Be My Dancing Day (Traditional Christmas Hymn)

  11. Child in a Manger- Sarah Brightman

  12. To Drive the Cold Winter Away (traditional, I love the Loreena McKennit version)
    LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  13. Christmas Shoes

I hope the kid makes it back to his mama’s hospital bed and she takes one look at the shoes and says “These things are ugly as hell! And they’re not even my size! Meet Jesus in 'em, I wouldn’t take out the trash…” and the kid pulls the plug.

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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You

Overplayed, that’s why.

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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch

by the Insane Clown Posse. Otherwise, I agree with #1 above.

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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

It was funny the first 9,004 times.

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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

So gravelly. So forced. Stage banter so obviously fake.

OOG:

1. Christmas Shoes

My wife, who as a nurse and a Jew has both a huge pragmatic streak and a healthy antipathy for Christmas glurge, was heard to mutter, “F*** shoes. I’m pretty sure she’d rather have some Christmas morphine if she’s that close to meeting Jesus.”

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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
  6. O Holy Night when sung “jazzy”

I love the song in its traditional mode, but when I hate the David Cassidification of it by attempting to make it up-tempo and happy.

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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
  6. O Holy Night when sung “jazzy”
  7. Feliz Navidad
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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
  6. O Holy Night when sung “jazzy”
  7. Feliz Navidad
  8. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey
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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
  6. O Holy Night when sung “jazzy”
  7. Feliz Navidad
  8. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey
  9. Christmas Reggae

by Bob Marley. It should have been much better.

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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
  6. O Holy Night when sung “jazzy”
  7. Feliz Navidad
  8. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey
  9. Christmas Reggae
  10. Jingle Bell Rock
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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
  6. O Holy Night when sung “jazzy”
  7. Feliz Navidad
  8. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey
  9. Christmas Reggae
  10. Jingle Bell Rock
  11. The ones sung by the Chiipmunks
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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes
  2. All I Want for Christmas is You
  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch
  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
  6. O Holy Night when sung “jazzy”
  7. Feliz Navidad
  8. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey
  9. Christmas Reggae
  10. Jingle Bell Rock
  11. The ones sung by the Chiipmunks
  12. Blue Christmas

Too depressing!

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LEAST Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Christmas Shoes

  2. All I Want for Christmas is You

  3. Santa’s A Fat Bitch

  4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

  5. Bruce Springsteen’s rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

  6. O Holy Night when sung “jazzy”

  7. Feliz Navidad

  8. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey

  9. Christmas Reggae

  10. Jingle Bell Rock

  11. The ones sung by the Chiipmunks

  12. Blue Christmas

  13. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
    New! Book or Movie Titles containing animals, BUT with a different animal replacing the original

  14. Jonathan Livingston Aardvark

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New! Book or Movie Titles containing animals, BUT with a different animal replacing the original

  1. Jonathan Livingston Aardvark
  2. The Pink Penguin
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New! Book or Movie Titles containing animals, BUT with a different animal replacing the original

  1. Jonathan Livingston Aardvark
  2. The Pink Penguin
  3. The Plague Porcupines
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Book or Movie Titles containing animals, BUT with a different animal replacing the original

  1. Jonathan Livingston Aardvark
  2. The Pink Penguin
  3. The Plague Porcupines
  4. The Maltese Budgie
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Book or Movie Titles containing animals, BUT with a different animal replacing the original

  1. Jonathan Livingston Aardvark
  2. The Pink Penguin
  3. The Plague Porcupines
  4. The Maltese Budgie
  5. Planet of the Dingos
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Book or Movie Titles containing animals, BUT with a different animal replacing the original

  1. Jonathan Livingston Aardvark
  2. The Pink Penguin
  3. The Plague Porcupines
  4. The Maltese Budgie
  5. Planet of the Dingos
  6. The Capybaras of War