Bakers Dozen

New topic: Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier,
    Princeton, 1951, never even turned pro. Drafted by Chicago Bears, but instead went to Harvard Business School.

New topic: Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward

Went to the NBA instead; sucked there.

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow
  6. Gino Torretta

About half of them, honestly.

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow
  6. Gino Torretta
  7. John Huarte

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow
  6. Gino Torretta
  7. John Huarte
  8. Johnny Rodgers

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow
  6. Gino Torretta
  7. John Huarte
  8. Johnny Rodgers
  9. Bo Jackson

What??? Bo Jackson didn’t have a long career in the NFL, but he was damn good while he lasted.

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow
  6. Gino Torretta
  7. John Huarte
  8. Johnny Rodgers
  9. Bo Jackson
  10. Gary Beban

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow
  6. Gino Torretta
  7. John Huarte
  8. Johnny Rodgers
  9. Bo Jackson
  10. Gary Beban
  11. Rashaan Salaam

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow
  6. Gino Torretta
  7. John Huarte
  8. Johnny Rodgers
  9. Bo Jackson
  10. Gary Beban
  11. Rashaan Salaam
  12. Ty Detmer

He was better than damn good, too. Bo Jackson was the first-ever player to be named an All-Star in both football and baseball. If he didn’t get injured and kept playing, he would have been the first inducted to both Halls of Fame.

Heisman Trophy winners who sucked as professionals

  1. Steve Spurrier
  2. Dick Kazmaier
  3. Charlie Ward
  4. Andre Ware
  5. Tim Tebow
  6. Gino Torretta
  7. John Huarte
  8. Johnny Rodgers
  9. Bo Jackson
  10. Gary Beban
  11. Rashaan Salaam
  12. Ty Detmer
  13. Matt Leinart

Per this article; I’ve never heard of him to be honest.

Next up: Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh

  1. Biter

Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh

  1. Biter
  2. Sven

(From Frozen!)

Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh

  1. Biter
  2. Sven
  3. Smelly

Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh

  1. Biter
  2. Sven
  3. Smelly
  4. Schicklgruber

Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh

  1. Biter
  2. Sven
  3. Smelly
  4. Schicklgruber
  5. Mitch McConnell

Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh

  1. Biter
  2. Sven
  3. Smelly
  4. Schicklgruber
  5. Mitch McConnell
  6. Stoner

Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh

  1. Biter
  2. Sven
  3. Smelly
  4. Schicklgruber
  5. Mitch McConnell
  6. Stoner
  7. Moishe

Ironically, he’s the only who wouldn’t object to working on Dec 24/25