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Natural Formations That Draw Millions of Tourists

  1. The Grand Canyon
  2. Niagara Falls
  3. Giant’s Causeway
  4. Old Faithful
  5. Carlsbad Caverns
  6. Yosemite Valley
  7. Great Smoky Mountains
  8. Grand Tetons
  9. GGNRA: The Golden Gate National Recreational Area
  10. Monument Valley
  11. Plitvice Lakes
  12. The Caribbean Sea

Natural Formations That Draw Millions of Tourists

  1. The Grand Canyon
  2. Niagara Falls
  3. Giant’s Causeway
  4. Old Faithful
  5. Carlsbad Caverns
  6. Yosemite Valley
  7. Great Smoky Mountains
  8. Grand Tetons
  9. GGNRA: The Golden Gate National Recreational Area
  10. Monument Valley
  11. Plitvice Lakes
  12. The Caribbean Sea
  13. Kilauea (Hawaii)

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millenium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay.

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
  6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
  6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
  7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
  6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
  7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
  8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
  6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
  7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
  8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
  9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
  6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
  7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
  8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
  9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her
  10. Ewoks are revealed to be the adult form of Tribbles.

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
  6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
  7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
  8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
  9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her
  10. Ewoks are revealed to be the adult form of Tribbles.
  11. Obi Wanna Do Me

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
  6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
  7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
  8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
  9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her
  10. Ewoks are revealed to be the adult form of Tribbles.
  11. Obi Wanna Do Me
  12. Chewie mounts Jar-Jar’s skull in the cockpit of the Milennium Falcon

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

  1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
  2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
  3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
  4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
  5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
  6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
  7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
  8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
  9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her
  10. Ewoks are revealed to be the adult form of Tribbles.
  11. Obi Wanna Do Me
  12. Chewie mounts Jar-Jar’s skull in the cockpit of the Milennium Falcon
  13. The Jupiter 2 is the next Jedi ship

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Because we had these titles…

  • Episode I - The Phantom Menace
  • Episode II - Attack of the Clones
  • Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
  • Episode IV - A New Hope
  • Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
  • Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
  • Episode VII - The Force Awakens…
    Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII
  1. Jedi Master Disaster

Because we had these titles…

  • Episode I - The Phantom Menace
  • Episode II - Attack of the Clones
  • Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
  • Episode IV - A New Hope
  • Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
  • Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
  • Episode VII - The Force Awakens…
    Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII
  1. Jedi Master Disaster
  2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep

Because we had these titles…

  • Episode I - The Phantom Menace
  • Episode II - Attack of the Clones
  • Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
  • Episode IV - A New Hope
  • Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
  • Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
  • Episode VII - The Force Awakens…
    Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII
  1. Jedi Master Disaster
  2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
  3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!

Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

  1. Jedi Master Disaster
  2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
  3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
  4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station

Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

  1. Jedi Master Disaster
  2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
  3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
  4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station
  5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies

Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

  1. Jedi Master Disaster
  2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
  3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
  4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station
  5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies
  6. Deadeye Jedi

Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

  1. Jedi Master Disaster
  2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
  3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
  4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station
  5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies
  6. Deadeye Jedi
  7. The Force Breaks Up with the Jedis, Looses A Bunch of Weight, And Has A Fulfilling Life Without A Bunch Of Radical Fanatics Always Pulling At It.