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The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
41326

It’s two categories in one!
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie

  2. Blueberry cheesecake

  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
    The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  4. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…

  5. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.

  6. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.

  7. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.

  8. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.

41327

OMG, I’m so sorry! :o :o :o

:smack:

Y’all just carry on and do what you think is right while I go slink off to this corner…

41328

Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie

The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
  6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape
41329

Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake

The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
  6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape
  7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously.
41330

Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust

The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
  6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape
  7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously.
  8. Don’t eat yellow snow
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Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust
  7. Sugar cookies

The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
  6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape
  7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously.
  8. Don’t eat yellow snow
  9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages
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The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
  6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape
  7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously.
  8. Don’t eat yellow snow
  9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages
  10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.–Will Rogers
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Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust
  7. Sugar cookies
  8. ginger snaps

The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
  6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape
  7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously.
  8. Don’t eat yellow snow
  9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages
  10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
  11. Be not the first by whom the new is tried, nor yet the last to lay the old aside.

Something my wise grandfather said more than once.

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Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust
  7. Sugar cookies
  8. ginger snaps
  9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies

The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
  6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape
  7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously.
  8. Don’t eat yellow snow
  9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages
  10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
  11. Be not the first by whom the new is tried, nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
  12. A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body.
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[quote=“buddha_david, post:41334, topic:549173”]

Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust
  7. Sugar cookies
  8. ginger snaps
  9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies

The Secrets of Life (humorous)…

  1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger…
  2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc.
  3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food.
  4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see.
  5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category.
  6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape
  7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously.
  8. Don’t eat yellow snow
  9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages
  10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
  11. Be not the first by whom the new is tried, nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
  12. A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body.
  13. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

And carry on with the chocolate-free category, the reason I suggested it was that I 've been to too many events lately where all the desserts were chocolate which to me is ok but not my favorite.

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Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust
  7. Sugar cookies
  8. ginger snaps
  9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies
  10. donut with vanilla frosting
41337

Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust
  7. Sugar cookies
  8. ginger snaps
  9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies
  10. donut with vanilla frosting
  11. Pecan pie
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Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust
  7. Sugar cookies
  8. ginger snaps
  9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies
  10. donut with vanilla frosting
  11. Pecan pie
  12. Buttermilk pie
41339

Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate

  1. Lemon meringue pie
  2. Blueberry cheesecake
  3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream
  4. cherry pie
  5. Fruit cake
  6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust
  7. Sugar cookies
  8. ginger snaps
  9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies
  10. donut with vanilla frosting
  11. Pecan pie
  12. Buttermilk pie
  13. Creme brulee

I’m tempting to start a category of “Desserts that Rutger Hauer secretly lives in” to keep the confusion going but I’ll pass instead.

41340

Name an obese celebrity, living or dead

  1. Victor Buono
41341

Name an obese celebrity, living or dead

  1. Victor Buono
  2. Orson Welles
41342

Name an obese celebrity, living or dead

  1. Victor Buono
  2. Orson Welles
  3. Sydney Greenstreet
41343

Name an obese celebrity, living or dead

  1. Victor Buono
  2. Orson Welles
  3. Sydney Greenstreet
  4. Darlene Cates
    Who apparently ate Gilbert Grape and several of his friends.
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Name an obese celebrity, living or dead

  1. Victor Buono
  2. Orson Welles
  3. Sydney Greenstreet
  4. Darlene Cates
  5. Totie Fields