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Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
41466

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
41467

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
41468

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
  6. Indians might actually win the pennant
41469

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
  6. Indians might actually win the pennant
  7. Downhill skiing races now timed in minutes rather than seconds.
41470

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
  6. Indians might actually win the pennant
  7. Downhill skiing races now timed in minutes rather than seconds.
  8. Everybody forgets about last years eternal winter
41471

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
  6. Indians might actually win the pennant
  7. Downhill skiing races now timed in minutes rather than seconds.
  8. Everybody forgets about last years eternal winter
  9. Penguins migrate to the North Pole.
41472

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
  6. Indians might actually win the pennant
  7. Downhill skiing races now timed in minutes rather than seconds.
  8. Everybody forgets about last years eternal winter
  9. Penguins migrate to the North Pole.
  10. Decades from now, grandparents will say, “In my day, we splashed through puddles up to our waists to get to school. None of this “rain day” nonsense!”
41473

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
  6. Indians might actually win the pennant
  7. Downhill skiing races now timed in minutes rather than seconds.
  8. Everybody forgets about last years eternal winter
  9. Penguins migrate to the North Pole.
  10. Decades from now, grandparents will say, “In my day, we splashed through puddles up to our waists to get to school. None of this “rain day” nonsense!”
  11. Heat waves and cold fronts make some people see a dress as white and gold, others as blue and black
41474

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
  6. Indians might actually win the pennant
  7. Downhill skiing races now timed in minutes rather than seconds.
  8. Everybody forgets about last years eternal winter
  9. Penguins migrate to the North Pole.
  10. Decades from now, grandparents will say, “In my day, we splashed through puddles up to our waists to get to school. None of this “rain day” nonsense!”
  11. Heat waves and cold fronts make some people see a dress as white and gold, others as blue and black
  12. A quick consensus on Capitol Hill about the need to fight global climate change
41475

Unusual Effects of this warm Winter

  1. Snowmen melt before they’re even completed
  2. South Texans grumble about too cold in the morning to have coffee outdoors.
  3. 17 year locusts break their cycle and come early.
  4. Carly Fiorina actually smiled sincerely at a voter
  5. The robins fly north too early.
  6. Indians might actually win the pennant
  7. Downhill skiing races now timed in minutes rather than seconds.
  8. Everybody forgets about last years eternal winter
  9. Penguins migrate to the North Pole.
  10. Decades from now, grandparents will say, “In my day, we splashed through puddles up to our waists to get to school. None of this “rain day” nonsense!”
  11. Heat waves and cold fronts make some people see a dress as white and gold, others as blue and black
  12. A quick consensus on Capitol Hill about the need to fight global climate change
  13. Blessed relief from the people who sneer “Global warmin’ my ass!” whenever it drops below 50 degrees Fahrenheit.
41476

You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Next up: Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
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You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Next up: Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
  2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
41478

You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
  2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
  3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
41479

You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
  2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
  3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
  4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
41480

You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
  2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
  3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
  4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
  5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
41481

You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
  2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
  3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
  4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
  5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
  6. Chat like she’s 18 or older.
41482

You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
  2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
  3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
  4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
  5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
  6. Chat like she’s 18 or older.
  7. Laugh like there’s nobody else to laugh at you.
    (And about the “Warm winter” above: what warm winter?? :frowning: Here it’s a windy and frozen 15 degrees below normal, and it’s going to stay well below freezing for the next 4 days. The National Weather Service warns WIND CHILL VALUES DURING THIS TIME COULD REACH LIFE THREATENING LEVELS AS COLD AS 20 TO 25 BELOW ZERO.)
41483

You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
  2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
  3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
  4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
  5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
  6. Chat like she’s 18 or older.
  7. Laugh like there’s nobody else to laugh at you.
  8. Grouse like everybody cares what you think.
41484

You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

  1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
  2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
  3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
  4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
  5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
  6. Chat like she’s 18 or older.
  7. Laugh like there’s nobody else to laugh at you.
  8. Grouse like everybody cares what you think.
  9. Add cheese and bacon like your doctor didn’t warn you about your cholesterol.