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What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg.
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What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
41647

What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
  5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas
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What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
  5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas
  6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them
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  1. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!
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What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
  5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas
  6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them
  7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!
  8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread
41651

What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
  5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas
  6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them
  7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!
  8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread
  9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda.
41652

What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
  5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas
  6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them
  7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!
  8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread
  9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda
  10. That you refused to file your TPS reports
41653

What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
  5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas
  6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them
  7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!
  8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread
  9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda
  10. That you refused to file your TPS reports
  11. That you’re really Gilligan, not Mary Ann
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What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
  5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas
  6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them
  7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!
  8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread
  9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda
  10. That you refused to file your TPS reports
  11. That you’re really Gilligan, not Mary Ann
  12. That you’ve denied you could be hypnotized, and now a nightclub full of people know differently
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What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized

  1. You’re married to someone you never met before
  2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants.
  3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg
  4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump
  5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas
  6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them
  7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!
  8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread
  9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda
  10. That you refused to file your TPS reports
  11. That you’re really Gilligan, not Mary Ann
  12. That you’ve denied you could be hypnotized, and now a nightclub full of people know differently
  13. Why all the news teams and SWAT crews and helicopters are focusing on you

Next up:

Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
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Next up:

Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
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Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
  3. Carrot Top
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Next up:

Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
  3. Nicholas Cage
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Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
  3. Carrot Top
  4. Nicholas Cage
  5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?)
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Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
  3. Carrot Top
  4. Nicholas Cage
  5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?)
  6. Tea Leoni
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Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
  3. Carrot Top
  4. Nicholas Cage
  5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?)
  6. Tea Leoni
  7. Jack Nicholson
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Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
  3. Carrot Top
  4. Nicholas Cage
  5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?)
  6. Tea Leoni
  7. Jack Nicholson
  8. Everyone on Duck Dynasty
41663

Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
  3. Carrot Top
  4. Nicholas Cage
  5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?)
  6. Tea Leoni
  7. Jack Nicholson
  8. Everyone on Duck Dynasty
  9. Lena Dunham
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Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed)

  1. Jeff Foxworthy
  2. Pauly Shore
  3. Carrot Top
  4. Nicholas Cage
  5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?)
  6. Tea Leoni
  7. Jack Nicholson
  8. Everyone on Duck Dynasty
  9. Lena Dunham
  10. Adam Sandler