Bakers Dozen

anyrose · March 30, 2016, 4:31pm

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

Sampiro · March 30, 2016, 4:58pm

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

jtur88 · March 30, 2016, 5:02pm

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

A hilarious line from the South Park kids being welcomed by their Chinese Olympic host making fun of Americans.

Sampiro · March 30, 2016, 7:17pm

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

gkster · March 30, 2016, 10:00pm

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

Tourist talks LOUDER and SLOWER but still in English
Graffiti on historic landmarks
‘Make America Great Again’ cap
Complains a lot about how things aren’t the same as back home
Asks “Where can you get real food?”
“Do you have any non-dairy creamer?”
Introduces himself as Kirk Cameron
Loudly laughs at local food / place name / given name / language that supposedly looks or sounds “funny”

Iggy · March 30, 2016, 10:47pm

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

Tourist talks LOUDER and SLOWER but still in English
Graffiti on historic landmarks
‘Make America Great Again’ cap
Complains a lot about how things aren’t the same as back home
Asks “Where can you get real food?”
“Do you have any non-dairy creamer?”
Introduces himself as Kirk Cameron
Loudly laughs at local food / place name / given name / language that supposedly looks or sounds “funny”
Derides local currency as Monopoly money.

Prof.Pepperwinkle · March 30, 2016, 10:58pm

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

Tourist talks LOUDER and SLOWER but still in English
Graffiti on historic landmarks
‘Make America Great Again’ cap
Complains a lot about how things aren’t the same as back home
Asks “Where can you get real food?”
“Do you have any non-dairy creamer?”
Introduces himself as Kirk Cameron
Loudly laughs at local food / place name / given name / language that supposedly looks or sounds “funny”
Derides local currency as Monopoly money.
Openly scoffs at local customs

Iggy · March 30, 2016, 11:05pm

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

Tourist talks LOUDER and SLOWER but still in English
Graffiti on historic landmarks
‘Make America Great Again’ cap
Complains a lot about how things aren’t the same as back home
Asks “Where can you get real food?”
“Do you have any non-dairy creamer?”
Introduces himself as Kirk Cameron
Loudly laughs at local food / place name / given name / language that supposedly looks or sounds “funny”
Derides local currency as Monopoly money.
Openly scoffs at local customs
Complains about traffic driving on the wrong side of the road in stay-left countries

jtur88 · March 31, 2016, 3:17am

Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

Tourist talks LOUDER and SLOWER but still in English
Graffiti on historic landmarks
‘Make America Great Again’ cap
Complains a lot about how things aren’t the same as back home
Asks “Where can you get real food?”
“Do you have any non-dairy creamer?”
Introduces himself as Kirk Cameron
Loudly laughs at local food / place name / given name / language that supposedly looks or sounds “funny”
Derides local currency as Monopoly money.
Openly scoffs at local customs
Complains about traffic driving on the wrong side of the road in stay-left countries
Sews a Canadian flag on his backpack, so people won’t know he’s American.

gkster · March 31, 2016, 4:21am

]Signs you are talking to a clueless “Ugly American” tourist while abroad

Tourist talks LOUDER and SLOWER but still in English
Graffiti on historic landmarks
‘Make America Great Again’ cap
Complains a lot about how things aren’t the same as back home
Asks “Where can you get real food?”
“Do you have any non-dairy creamer?”
Introduces himself as Kirk Cameron
Loudly laughs at local food / place name / given name / language that supposedly looks or sounds “funny”
Derides local currency as Monopoly money.
Openly scoffs at local customs
Complains about traffic driving on the wrong side of the road in stay-left countries
Sews a Canadian flag on his backpack, so people won’t know he’s American.
Proud of getting loudly and obnoxiously drunk.

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