Bakers Dozen

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.
  6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign.

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.
  6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign.
  7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.”

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.
  6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign.
  7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.”
  8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions.

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.
  6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign.
  7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.”
  8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions.
  9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him.

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.
  6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign.
  7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.”
  8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions.
  9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him.
  10. Wonder Woman misses a period and starts looking for someone to blame.

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.
  6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign.
  7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.”
  8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions.
  9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him.
  10. Wonder Woman misses a period and starts looking for someone to blame.
  11. Lois Lane leaves the Daily Planet to start a tell-all tabloid.

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.
  6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign.
  7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.”
  8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions.
  9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him.
  10. Wonder Woman misses a period and starts looking for someone to blame.
  11. Lois Lane leaves the Daily Planet to start a tell-all tabloid.
  12. Aquaman starts drowning Japanese whalers.

Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark

  1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal
  2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads.
  3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie
  4. Superman joins ISIS
  5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong.
  6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign.
  7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.”
  8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions.
  9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him.
  10. Wonder Woman misses a period and starts looking for someone to blame.
  11. Lois Lane leaves the Daily Planet to start a tell-all tabloid.
  12. Aquaman starts drowning Japanese whalers.
  13. Robin, tired of following Batman around, sells him out to the Joker

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave

I’ve never been to France, and when I go I will visit Père Lachaise.

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave
  4. The Grand Canyon

I am not very well traveled at all, it seems. My bucket list is full of places other folks go regularly

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave
  4. The Grand Canyon
  5. Musée d’Orsay

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave
  4. The Grand Canyon
  5. Musée d’Orsay
  6. Somaliland

I’m going to try to get to Hargeisa later this year. I’ll be in Ethiopia for a few weeks.

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave
  4. The Grand Canyon
  5. Musée d’Orsay
  6. Somaliland
  7. Russia

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave
  4. The Grand Canyon
  5. Musée d’Orsay
  6. Somaliland
  7. Russia
  8. Forbidden City in Beijing

Waiting until human rights policy changes in China which could be a while. And even though I’m fairly well traveled I have the Grand Canyon on my list too.

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave
  4. The Grand Canyon
  5. Musée d’Orsay
  6. Somaliland
  7. Russia
  8. Forbidden City in Beijing
  9. The Library at Alexandria

Hey, time travel COULD happen before I snuff it.

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave
  4. The Grand Canyon
  5. Musée d’Orsay
  6. Somaliland
  7. Russia
  8. Forbidden City in Beijing
  9. The Library at Alexandria
  10. Vienna

A place you want to see before you die

  1. Machu Picchu
  2. The Library of Congress
  3. Jim Morrison’s grave
  4. The Grand Canyon
  5. Musée d’Orsay
  6. Somaliland
  7. Russia
  8. Forbidden City in Beijing
  9. The Library at Alexandria
  10. Vienna
  11. The Tower of London