Bakers Dozen

Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

  1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
  2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
  3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
  4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
  5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
  6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
  7. Day-oh
  8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation

nitpick on #4: Tag Team’s song is “Whoomp! There It Is.” 95 South released a very similar song at the same time called “Whoot! There It Is.”

Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

  1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
  2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
  3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
  4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
  5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
  6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
  7. Day-oh
  8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
  9. Mexican Hat Dance

Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

  1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
  2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
  3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
  4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
  5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
  6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
  7. Day-oh
  8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
  9. Mexican Hat Dance
  10. The Chicken Dance

Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

  1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
  2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
  3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
  4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
  5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
  6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
  7. Day-oh
  8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
  9. Mexican Hat Dance
  10. The Chicken Dance
  11. Sweet Caroline

Not an obnoxious song, originally, but hearing a stadium full of fans grunting the “oh oh ohs” and the “so good so good” line can be really irritating!

That’s from that “Cha Cha Slide” song. Fuck that song.

That’s from those assholes at Florida State. Fuck that song.

Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

  1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
  2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
  3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
  4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
  5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
  6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
  7. Day-oh
  8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
  9. Mexican Hat Dance
  10. The Chicken Dance
  11. Sweet Caroline
    12 “Jeopardy” theme, when visitors take a strategy time out.

Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

  1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
  2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
  3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
  4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
  5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
  6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
  7. Day-oh
  8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
  9. Mexican Hat Dance
  10. The Chicken Dance
  11. Sweet Caroline
    12 “Jeopardy” theme, when visitors take a strategy time out.
  12. “Nana nana hey hey goodbye” (or whatever it’s called)

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Rosanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela

“Baseball been berry, berry good to me.”

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man
  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man
  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
  6. Cajun Man

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man
  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
  6. Cajun Man
  7. Emily Litella

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man
  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
  6. Cajun Man
  7. Emily Litella
  8. Stefon

Most. Annoying. SNL character. Ever.

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man
  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
  6. Cajun Man
  7. Emily Litella
  8. Stefon
  9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Party

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man
  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
  6. Cajun Man
  7. Emily Litella
  8. Stefon
  9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Part
  10. Father Guido Sarducci

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man
  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
  6. Cajun Man
  7. Emily Litella
  8. Stefon
  9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Part
  10. Father Guido Sarducci
  11. Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
  2. Chico Esquela
  3. Drunk Uncle
  4. Opera Man
  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
  6. Cajun Man
  7. Emily Litella
  8. Stefon
  9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Part
  10. Father Guido Sarducci
  11. Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer
  12. John Belushi

As a more ornery version of himself. “But nooooooooooo…!”

Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

  1. Roseanne Rosannadanna

  2. Chico Esquela

  3. Drunk Uncle

  4. Opera Man

  5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski

  6. Cajun Man

  7. Emily Litella

  8. Stefon

  9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Part

  10. Father Guido Sarducci

  11. Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer

  12. John Belushi

  13. Joe Blow (Colin Quinn)
    New topic: A Shakespeare Play That’s Rarely Performed

  14. Henry VIII

New topic: A Shakespeare Play That’s Rarely Performed

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Henry VI, Part III