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Next: Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry)

I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) - I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s *** Ford Fairlane ***(I WISH I didn’t remember that movie- I saw it for free at a sneak preview, and STILL demanded a refund!)

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) - I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s *** Ford Fairlane ***(I WISH I didn’t remember that movie- I saw it for free at a sneak preview, and STILL demanded a refund!)
  7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet (2002 reboot)

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) - I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane (I WISH I didn’t remember that movie- I saw it for free at a sneak preview, and STILL demanded a refund!)
  7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) - I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane (I WISH I didn’t remember that movie- I saw it for free at a sneak preview, and STILL demanded a refund!)
  7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet
  8. Lenny, Another World

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry)
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane
  7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet
  8. Lenny, Another World
  9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie)

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry)
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane
  7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet
  8. Lenny, Another World
  9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie)
  10. Governor Baker, “The West Wing”

Started to mention Al Swearengen since Milch wrote the role in Deadwood with O’Neill in mind, but of course it never happened. Still would love to see him do a read.

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry)
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane
  7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet
  8. Lenny, Another World
  9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie)
  10. Governor Baker, “The West Wing”
  11. Bill Jacks, John from Cincinnati

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry)
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane
  7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet
  8. Lenny, Another World
  9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie)
  10. Governor Baker, “The West Wing”
  11. Bill Jacks, John from Cincinnati
  12. Det. Paulie Sellitto, The Bone Collector

Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family”

  1. Popeye Doyle
  2. Al Bundy
  3. Dutch Dooley
  4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World”
  5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry)
  6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane
  7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet
  8. Lenny, Another World
  9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie)
  10. Governor Baker, “The West Wing”
  11. Bill Jacks, John from Cincinnati
  12. Det. Paulie Sellitto, The Bone Collector
  13. Detective Michael Mooney, The Big Apple
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People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed:

  1. Belgians in the Waffle House

Being all snooty that “this is not what WE call a waffle!” and bragging about their human rights violations in the Congo. Ruins the Waffle House dining experience for me.

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People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed:

  1. Belgians in the Waffle House
  2. Three Stooge fanatics

Walking around, saying “Oh, a wise guy, eh?” and trying to poke me in the eyes with their fingers. I won’t have it. No reason a person should open his door in the evening only to find someone attempting ruffian physical humor, no reason at all.

People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed:

  1. Belgians in the Waffle House
  2. Three Stooges fanatics
  3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives.

Yeah, you’re looking out for the good of the country. Ha ha, that’s funny.

People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed:

  1. Belgians in the Waffle House
  2. Three Stooges fanatics
  3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives.
  4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave.

Trust me–it’s not a “light scent.” We can follow you by tracking your clouds. And it’s even worse if you’re doing it to cover up weapons-grade BO.

People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed:

  1. Belgians in the Waffle House
  2. Three Stooges fanatics
  3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives.
  4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave.
  5. Star Trek themed biker gangs

You’d think the Klingons would be the worst of the lot, but it’s the Rogue Romulons.

People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed:

  1. Belgians in the Waffle House
  2. Three Stooges fanatics
  3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives.
  4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave.
  5. Star Trek themed biker gangs
  6. The police

People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed:

  1. Belgians in the Waffle House
  2. Three Stooges fanatics
  3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives.
  4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave.
  5. Star Trek themed biker gangs
  6. The police
  7. Duggars

I shouldn’t have to use the same public restrooms and parks as these people.

People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed:

  1. Belgians in the Waffle House
  2. Three Stooges fanatics
  3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives.
  4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave.
  5. Star Trek themed biker gangs
  6. The police
  7. Duggars
  8. Elvis impersonators

If we can’t impersonate doctors or lawyers, why aren’t royalty impersonators illegal?