Bakers Dozen

[bordelond]

Memorable fictional villains

1. Sweeney Todd
2. Moriarty
3. The Governor (The Walking Dead)
4. Darth Vader
5. Simon Legree
6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
7. Dr. Evil
8. Inspector Javert
9. Mr. Edward Hyde
10. Ming the Merciless

[Annie-Xmas]

Memorable fictional villains

1. Sweeney Todd
2. Moriarty
3. The Governor (The Walking Dead)
4. Darth Vader
5. Simon Legree
6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
7. Dr. Evil
8. Inspector Javert
9. Mr. Edward Hyde
10. Ming the Merciless
11. Hannibal Lecter

[gkster]

Memorable fictional villains

1. Sweeney Todd
2. Moriarty
3. The Governor (The Walking Dead)
4. Darth Vader
5. Simon Legree
6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
7. Dr. Evil
8. Inspector Javert
9. Mr. Edward Hyde
10. Ming the Merciless
11. Hannibal Lecter
12. Iago

The villain in Shakespeare’s Othello and _not _ the bird in Aladdin

[gkster]

Also Elendil’s Heir is right, Sweeney Todd is the demon barber and not demon baker. He could also be called baker’s supplier but that doesn’t sound too villainous…

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Memorable fictional villains

1. Sweeney Todd
2. Moriarty
3. The Governor (The Walking Dead)
4. Darth Vader
5. Simon Legree
6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
7. Dr. Evil
8. Inspector Javert
9. Mr. Edward Hyde
10. Ming the Merciless
11. Hannibal Lecter
12. Iago
13. Magua

Memorably played by Wes Studi in the 1992 film version of The Last of the Mohicans.

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1. Trump Adult Diapers

[JohnT]

Other failed products by The Donald

1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps

Gives thin ladies a HYOOOUUUUUUUUGE ass.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Other failed products by The Donald

1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees

[astorian]

Other failed products by The Donald

1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit

[Infovore]

Other failed products by The Donald

1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)

with apologies to Berke Breathed and “Bloom County.”

[JohnT]

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1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)
6. Trump’s Trumpets

It blows its own horn!

[Annie-Xmas]

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1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)
6. Trump’s Trumpets
7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars

[JohnT]

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1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)
6. Trump’s Trumpets
7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars
8. Trump’s Humps

His brothel

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

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1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)
6. Trump’s Trumpets
7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars
8. Trump’s Humps
9. Trump’s European Bride Agency

If she gets too old or lippy, divorce her and get a new one.

[Dendarii_Dame]

Memorable fictional villains

1. Sweeney Todd
2. Moriarty
3. The Governor (The Walking Dead)
4. Darth Vader
5. Simon Legree
6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
7. Dr. Evil
8. Inspector Javert
9. Mr. Edward Hyde
10. Ming the Merciless
11. Hannibal Lecter
12. Baron Ryoval (Mirror Dance, by Lois McMaster Bujold)

[gkster]

Other failed products by The Donald

1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)
6. Trump’s Trumpets
7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars
8. Trump’s Humps
9. Trump’s European Bride Agency
10. Trump’s Short-Fingered Vulgarian Gloves

Good thread about the finger topic from a few months ago: Etymology of "Short-fingered vulgarian" - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board

[Sampiro]

Other failed products by The Donald

1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)
6. Trump’s Trumpets
7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars
8. Trump’s Humps
9. Trump’s European Bride Agency
10. Trump’s Short-Fingered Vulgarian Gloves
11. Trump’s Huge Fucking Charm School

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Other failed products by The Donald

1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)
6. Trump’s Trumpets
7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars
8. Trump’s Humps
9. Trump’s European Bride Agency
10. Trump’s Short-Fingered Vulgarian Gloves
11. Trump’s Huge Fucking Charm School
12. Trump’s Guide to Cultural Sensitivity

[quiltguy]

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1. Trump Adult Diapers
2. Trumps Rumps
3. Trump Toupees
4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit
5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!)
6. Trump’s Trumpets
7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars
8. Trump’s Humps
9. Trump’s European Bride Agency
10. Trump’s Short-Fingered Vulgarian Gloves
11. Trump’s Huge Fucking Charm School
12. Trump’s Guide to Cultural Sensitivity
13. Trump Tanning Booths

Your favorite sauces for pasta

[gkster]

Your favorite sauces for pasta

1. Puttanesca

Great name and great flavor. Anchovies! Capers! Yum!

[Sampiro]

Your favorite sauces for pasta

1. Puttanesca
2. Alfredo