Bakers Dozen

New Topic:

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes

New Topic:

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”

No, really.

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale
  6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale
  6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products*
  7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets

*Slogan: “They’re YUUUUUUGE!”

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale
  6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products*
  7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets
  8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class)

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale
  6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products*
  7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets
  8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class)
  9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale
  6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products*
  7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets
  8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class)
  9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50
  10. Make a lot of noise about buying a property, if there is any local opposition to any part of the plan loudly threaten to sue them and everyone else, vociferously pull out of the plan while simultaneously criticizing the local opposition and government, declaring victory, and leaving stake holders and investors in a lurch. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale
  6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products*
  7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets
  8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class)
  9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50
  10. Make a lot of noise about buying a property, if there is any local opposition to any part of the plan loudly threaten to sue them and everyone else, vociferously pull out of the plan while simultaneously criticizing the local opposition and government, declaring victory, and leaving stake holders and investors in a lurch. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  11. Invade the Middle East and seize all their oil. Oh wait…that’s his plan for raising cash after he’s elected.

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale
  6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products*
  7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets
  8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class)
  9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50
  10. Make a lot of noise about buying a property, if there is any local opposition to any part of the plan loudly threaten to sue them and everyone else, vociferously pull out of the plan while simultaneously criticizing the local opposition and government, declaring victory, and leaving stake holders and investors in a lurch. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  11. Invade the Middle East and seize all their oil. Oh wait…that’s his plan for raising cash after he’s elected.
  12. Pass the hat on the main floor of the Republican National Convention

Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in!

  1. Car washes
  2. 7 minutes with Melania
  3. Livestream “Desert Bus”
  4. Dunk Booth
  5. Bake sale
  6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products*
  7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets
  8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class)
  9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50
  10. Make a lot of noise about buying a property, if there is any local opposition to any part of the plan loudly threaten to sue them and everyone else, vociferously pull out of the plan while simultaneously criticizing the local opposition and government, declaring victory, and leaving stake holders and investors in a lurch. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  11. Invade the Middle East and seize all their oil. Oh wait…that’s his plan for raising cash after he’s elected.
  12. Pass the hat on the main floor of the Republican National Convention
  13. Kissing Booth(here’s the kicker though, you pay HIM not to)

I’m thinking of Fall already. Name a favorite activity for Fall.

Name a favorite activity for Fall.

  1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!!
    (Yeah, like my ADHD son is ever going to let me do THAT ever again…)

Name a favorite activity for Fall.

  1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!!
  2. Tear the June page off the calendar

Name a favorite activity for Fall.

  1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!!
  2. Tear the June page off the calendar
  3. Hiking

Name a favorite activity for Fall.

  1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!!
  2. Tear the June page off the calendar
  3. Hiking
  4. Getting lots of overtime pay for working as many hours as I can prior to Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kipper. And getting time off on those days to catch up on my sleep.

Name a favorite activity for Fall.

  1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!!
  2. Tear the June page off the calendar
  3. Hiking
  4. Getting lots of overtime pay for working as many hours as I can prior to Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kipper. And getting time off on those days to catch up on my sleep.
  5. Simmering a warm apple cider over a campfire

Name a favorite activity for Fall.

  1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!!
  2. Tear the June page off the calendar
  3. Hiking
  4. Getting lots of overtime pay for working as many hours as I can prior to Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. And getting time off on those days to catch up on my sleep.
  5. Simmering a warm apple cider over a campfire
  6. Sleeping with the windows just a little open

Name a favorite activity for Fall.

  1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!!
  2. Tear the June page off the calendar
  3. Hiking
  4. Getting lots of overtime pay for working as many hours as I can prior to Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. And getting time off on those days to catch up on my sleep.
  5. Simmering a warm apple cider over a campfire
  6. Sleeping with the windows just a little open
  7. Finally turning off the #$% AC!