Bakers Dozen

[anyrose]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100

[quiltguy]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly.

[astorian]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly
6. Is nominally “Christian” but isn’t, you know, one of THOSE Christians

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly
6. Is nominally “Christian” but isn’t, you know, one of THOSE Christians
7. Has a high irritation threshold with Bubba

[Sampiro]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly
6. Is nominally “Christian” but isn’t, you know, one of THOSE Christians
7. Has a high irritation threshold with Bubba
8. Pick one who hasn’t boasted in writing of his/her infidelities

[astorian]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly
6. Is nominally “Christian” but isn’t, you know, one of THOSE Christians
7. Has a high irritation threshold with Bubba
8. Pick one who hasn’t boasted in writing of his/her infidelities
9. Says fewer moronic things than Biden

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly
6. Is nominally “Christian” but isn’t, you know, one of THOSE Christians
7. Has a high irritation threshold with Bubba
8. Pick one who hasn’t boasted in writing of his/her infidelities
9. Says fewer moronic things than Biden
10. Fluent in Spanish is a plus

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly
6. Is nominally “Christian” but isn’t, you know, one of THOSE Christians
7. Has a high irritation threshold with Bubba
8. Pick one who hasn’t boasted in writing of his/her infidelities
9. Says fewer moronic things than Biden
10. Fluent in Spanish is a plus
11. Believes global warming is not a myth

[gkster]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly
6. Is nominally “Christian” but isn’t, you know, one of THOSE Christians
7. Has a high irritation threshold with Bubba
8. Pick one who hasn’t boasted in writing of his/her infidelities
9. Says fewer moronic things than Biden
10. Fluent in Spanish is a plus
11. Believes global warming is not a myth
12. Doesn’t have the last name Clinton (sorry Bill and Chelsea)

[gkster]

Sorry, double post

[Annie-Xmas]

Memo to Hillary: important criteria for picking a running mate

1. Doesn’t drool in public
2. Has hair that doesn’t look fake or unnatural
3. Don’t pick a Republican
4. Has an IQ above 100
5. If he looks at all equine, check his belly
6. Is nominally “Christian” but isn’t, you know, one of THOSE Christians
7. Has a high irritation threshold with Bubba
8. Pick one who hasn’t boasted in writing of his/her infidelities
9. Says fewer moronic things than Biden
10. Fluent in Spanish is a plus
11. Believes global warming is not a myth
12. Doesn’t have the last name Clinton (sorry Bill and Chelsea)
13. Doesn’t talk about your “big stick”

Next up: Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night

[jtur88]

Next up: Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place

[Iggy]

Next up: Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place
3. MAS*H

[Annie-Xmas]

Next up: Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place
3. MAS*H
4. The Dead Zone

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place
3. MAS*H
4. The Dead Zone
5. The Virginian

[astorian]

Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place
3. MAS*H
4. The Dead Zone
5. The Virginian
6. Friday Night Lights

[gkster]

Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place
3. MAS*H
4. The Dead Zone
5. The Virginian
6. Friday Night Lights
7. Anne of Green Gables

Published 1908, earliest film versions in 1919 and 1934, first TV miniseries (of many) in 1952

[Tangent]

Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place
3. MAS*H
4. The Dead Zone
5. The Virginian
6. Friday Night Lights
7. Anne of Green Gables
8. Limitless

The original title of the novel was The Dark Fields.

[Dendarii_Dame]

Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place
3. MAS*H
4. The Dead Zone
5. The Virginian
6. Friday Night Lights
7. Anne of Green Gables
8. Limitless
9. Little Women

Made into a TV series in 1978, with William Shatner as Professor Bhaer. The mind boggles. (Also, John de Lancie as Frank Vaughan, a would-be suitor of Amy’s.)

[gkster]

Book to movie to TV series (comic books excluded)

1. In The Heat Of The Night
2. Peyton Place
3. MAS*H
4. The Dead Zone
5. The Virginian
6. Friday Night Lights
7. Anne of Green Gables
8. Limitless
9. Little Women
10. Captain Horatio Hornblower

The first three Hornblower books (The Happy Return, Ship of the Line and Flying Colours) were made into a film with Gregory Peck and Virginia Mayo, 1951. The miniseries followed decades later, in 1999, with Ioan Gruffudd.