Bakers Dozen

“Fun” that really isn’t

  1. Discotheques
  2. Heroin
  3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
  4. Busy theme parks
  5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies
  6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies.
  7. The beach
  8. Dancing
  9. Class reunions
  10. Fireworks

“Fun” that really isn’t

  1. Discotheques
  2. Heroin
  3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
  4. Busy theme parks
  5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies
  6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies.
  7. The beach
  8. Dancing
  9. Class reunions
  10. Fireworks
  11. Pub crawls

“Fun” that really isn’t

  1. Discotheques
  2. Heroin
  3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
  4. Busy theme parks
  5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies
  6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies.
  7. The beach
  8. Dancing
  9. Class reunions
  10. Fireworks
  11. Icebreakers
  12. Pub Crawls

“Fun” that really isn’t

  1. Discotheques
  2. Heroin
  3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
  4. Busy theme parks
  5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies
  6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies.
  7. The beach
  8. Dancing
  9. Class reunions
  10. Fireworks
  11. Icebreakers
  12. Pub Crawls
  13. Lawn Games Night at church

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More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”
  6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”
  6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!”
  7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”
  6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!”
  7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.”
  8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”
  6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!”
  7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.”
  8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.”
  9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”
  6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!”
  7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.”
  8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.”
  9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.”
  10. “I’m gonna buy all the news outlets. Then, they’ll print and show my truths, instead of all this crap they record at my rallies.”

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”
  6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!”
  7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.”
  8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.”
  9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.”
  10. “I’m gonna buy all the news outlets. Then, they’ll print and show my truths, instead of all this crap they record at my rallies.”
  11. “We’ve got to reinter the Japanese!”

(From Wallace Shawn’s great Best & Not So Brightest episode of Murphy Brown.)

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”
  6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!”
  7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.”
  8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.”
  9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.”
  10. “I’m gonna buy all the news outlets. Then, they’ll print and show my truths, instead of all this crap they record at my rallies.”
  11. “We’ve got to reinter the Japanese!”
  12. "I was born on June 14th. That’s FLAG DAY! How could I get more American than that? Hillary was born October 26th. Just five days before Halloween. How could she get more satanic than that?

More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8

  1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?”
  2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.”
  3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is”
  4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.”
  5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?”
  6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!”
  7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.”
  8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.”
  9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.”
  10. “I’m gonna buy all the news outlets. Then, they’ll print and show my truths, instead of all this crap they record at my rallies.”
  11. “We’ve got to reinter the Japanese!”
  12. "I was born on June 14th. That’s FLAG DAY! How could I get more American than that? Hillary was born October 26th. Just five days before Halloween. How could she get more satanic than that?
  13. “Not just a wall, but a moat as well!”

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First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.)

  1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey

First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.)

  1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey
  2. Full contact Jarts

First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.)

  1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey
  2. Full contact Jarts
  3. Sex Change Operation

First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.)

  1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey
  2. Full contact Jarts
  3. Sex Change Operation
  4. Bobbing for watermelons

First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.)

  1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey
  2. Full contact Jarts
  3. Sex Change Operation
  4. Bobbing for watermelons
  5. Dungeons & Donkeys