Bakers Dozen

New! Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.
  5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s!

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.
  5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s!
  6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.
  5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s!
  6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910
  7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad.

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.
  5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s!
  6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910
  7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad.
  8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger.

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.
  5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s!
  6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910
  7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad.
  8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger.
  9. Dick Cheney: [Redacted]

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.
  5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s!
  6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910
  7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad.
  8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger.
  9. Dick Cheney: [Redacted]
  10. Jesus: Nobody’s here

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.
  5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s!
  6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910
  7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad.
  8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger.
  9. Dick Cheney: [Redacted]
  10. Jesus: Nobody’s here
  11. Dr. Sheldon Cooper: The Nobel Committee Will Forever Regret Not Recognizing Me

Fictional Epitaphs

  1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier
  2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said?
  3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now.
  4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen.
  5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s!
  6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910
  7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad.
  8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger.
  9. Dick Cheney: [Redacted]
  10. Jesus: Nobody’s here
  11. Dr. Sheldon Cooper: The Nobel Committee Will Forever Regret Not Recognizing Me
  12. Jason Voohees: Go ahead and dig me up. What’s gonna happen? It’s not like I’m gonna get hit by lightning and come back to life!
  13. Forrest Gump: “Death is like a box of chocolate covered cherries. You pretty much know what you’re gonna get.”

Pass

You did two to finish the category, and then passed?

Oddly, that sounds like an epitaph.

Okay: Euphemisms for DIED.

  1. Passed

Okay: Euphemisms for DIED.

  1. Passed
  2. Kicked the bucket

Okay: Euphemisms for DIED.

  1. Passed
  2. Kicked the bucket
  3. Went home to Jesus

Okay: Euphemisms for DIED.

  1. Passed
  2. Kicked the bucket
  3. Went home to Jesus
  4. Is no longer with us

Euphemisms for DIED.

  1. Passed
  2. Kicked the bucket
  3. Went home to Jesus
  4. Is no longer with us
  5. Moved to the harp section

Euphemisms for DIED.

  1. Passed
  2. Kicked the bucket
  3. Went home to Jesus
  4. Is no longer with us
  5. Moved to the harp section
  6. Joined the choir invisible

Euphemisms for DIED.

  1. Passed
  2. Kicked the bucket
  3. Went home to Jesus
  4. Is no longer with us
  5. Moved to the harp section
  6. Joined the choir invisible
  7. Bought the farm

Euphemisms for DIED.

  1. Passed
  2. Kicked the bucket
  3. Went home to Jesus
  4. Is no longer with us
  5. Moved to the harp section
  6. Joined the choir invisible
  7. Bought the farm
  8. Took a dirt nap