Bakers Dozen

[astorian]

Metaphorical states Trump will win:

1. State of Idiocacy
2. State of Confusion
3. State of Mendacity
4. State of Denial
5. State of Arrogance
6. State of Chaos
7. State of Rage
8. State of Total Asshattery
9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE!

[Sampiro]

Metaphorical states Trump will win:

1. State of Idiocacy
2. State of Confusion
3. State of Mendacity
4. State of Denial
5. State of Arrogance
6. State of Chaos
7. State of Rage
8. State of Total Asshattery
9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE!
10. State of Disgrace

[Nonsuch]

Metaphorical states Trump will win:

1. State of Idiocacy
2. State of Confusion
3. State of Mendacity
4. State of Denial
5. State of Arrogance
6. State of Chaos
7. State of Rage
8. State of Total Asshattery
9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE!
10. State of Disgrace
11. State of Derp

[Iggy]

Metaphorical states Trump will win:

1. State of Idiocacy
2. State of Confusion
3. State of Mendacity
4. State of Denial
5. State of Arrogance
6. State of Chaos
7. State of Rage
8. State of Total Asshattery
9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE!
10. State of Disgrace
11. State of Derp
12. State of Decay

[quiltguy]

Metaphorical states Trump will win:

1. State of Idiocacy
2. State of Confusion
3. State of Mendacity
4. State of Denial
5. State of Arrogance
6. State of Chaos
7. State of Rage
8. State of Total Asshattery
9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE!
10. State of Disgrace
11. State of Derp
12. State of Decay
13. State of Really-I-Only-Got-ONE-State?

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen

[Sampiro]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg

[Infovore]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray

[bordelond]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast

[Sampiro]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver

[Dendarii_Dame]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver
6. Plaque-tastic!

[panache45]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver
6. Plaque-tastic!
7. Gums-B-Gone

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver
6. Plaque-tastic!
7. Gums-B-Gone
8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh

[Little_Nemo]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver
6. Plaque-tastic!
7. Gums-B-Gone
8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh
9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste

[Nonsuch]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver
6. Plaque-tastic!
7. Gums-B-Gone
8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh
9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste
10. Nothin’ But Baking Soda

[Sampiro]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver
6. Plaque-tastic!
7. Gums-B-Gone
8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh
9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste
10. Nothin’ But Baking Soda
11. Radium

(Radium toothpaste was once a thing.)

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver
6. Plaque-tastic!
7. Gums-B-Gone
8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh
9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste
10. Nothin’ But Baking Soda
11. Radium
12. Trump Teeth-riffic

[NDP]

Toothpaste brands you’d pass on

1. MossyGreen
2. Boiled Egg
3. Crest Extra Gray
4. Hákarl Blast
5. Liver
6. Plaque-tastic!
7. Gums-B-Gone
8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh
9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste
10. Nothin’ But Baking Soda
11. Radium
12. Trump Teeth-riffic
13. Cortizone-10*

*I actually used this as toothpaste this morning. In my half-asleep state, the red Cortizone-10 tube looked just like the red Colgate toothpaste tube. It wasn’t until I was halfway finished did I notice how odd my toothpaste tasted this morning. At least my teeth don’t itch.

On a related note, here’s a new topic:

Dumb things you’ve done that you didn’t realize were dumb until it was too late.

1. While making vanilla ice cream, I added melted butter to make it richer.

[Cardigan]

Dumb things you’ve done that you didn’t realize were dumb until it was too late.

1. While making vanilla ice cream, I added melted butter to make it richer.
2. Enlisted.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Dumb things you’ve done that you didn’t realize were dumb until it was too late.

1. While making vanilla ice cream, I added melted butter to make it richer.
2. Enlisted.
3. Asked Lisa to be my girlfriend and had no idea what that entailed.