Bakers Dozen

A TV show you’ve discovered within the last year that you like

  1. Lucifer
  2. Leverage
  3. Running Wild with Bear Grylls
  4. Crimson Field
  5. The Late Late Show With James Corden
  6. Blindspot
  7. Rick and Morty
  8. Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
  9. QI
  10. The Good Wife
  11. Stranger Things
  12. Supergirl
  13. Game of Thrones

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”

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You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. Nothing

Nothing isn’t “clothed,” unusually or otherwise.

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume

Oh, come on - that’s getting a bit picky, isn’t it? Wearing nothing while driving would definitely qualify as “clothed unusually” for me.

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume
  7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume
  7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline
  8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf.

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume
  7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline
  8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf.
  9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume
  7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline
  8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf.
  9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow
  10. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc

believe it or not, that’s happened to me once…

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume
  7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline
  8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf.
  9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow
  10. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc
  11. One of those hats that holds a beer on each side of your head, with tubes to drink from them.

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume
  7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline
  8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf.
  9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow
  10. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc
  11. One of those hats that holds a beer on each side of your head, with tubes to drink from them.
  12. A Gorn

You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation?

  1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.”
  2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt
  3. Badly-matted fur loincloth
  4. County orange jumpsuit
  5. skintight gimp suit
  6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume
  7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline
  8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf.
  9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow
  10. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc
  11. One of those hats that holds a beer on each side of your head, with tubes to drink from them.
  12. A Gorn
  13. An NWA “F-- the Police” t shirt
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An ethnic group/nation/tribe that doesn’t have a country of its own:

  1. The Kurds

An ethnic group/nation/tribe that doesn’t have a country of its own:

  1. The Kurds
  2. The Hawaiians

An ethnic group/nation/tribe that doesn’t have a country of its own:

  1. The Kurds
  2. The Hawaiians
  3. The Lakota

An ethnic group/nation/tribe that doesn’t have a country of its own:

  1. The Kurds
  2. The Hawaiians
  3. The Lakota
  4. The Palistinians