Bakers Dozen

A food you recently tried for the first time and now know you can’t stand

  1. Roast seaweed
  2. Macrobiotic bread
  3. Rice and fish . . .
  4. Foie gras
  5. Liverwurst
  6. Creme brulee
  7. Okra

A food you recently tried for the first time and now know you can’t stand

  1. Roast seaweed
  2. Macrobiotic bread
  3. Rice and fish . . .
  4. Foie gras
  5. Liverwurst
  6. Creme brulee
  7. Okra
  8. Shark

I eat almost anything and actually like many of the foods listed above. But the shark somehow tasted pungent and gamy. Here’s why, I just found out when googling for a way to describe it:
“Shark meat has to be soaked well before it’s eaten because sharks urinate through their skin.”

A food you recently tried for the first time and now know you can’t stand

  1. Roast seaweed
  2. Macrobiotic bread
  3. Rice and fish . . .
  4. Foie gras
  5. Liverwurst
  6. Creme brulee
  7. Okra
  8. Shark
  9. Rattlesnake

A food you recently tried for the first time and now know you can’t stand

  1. Roast seaweed
  2. Macrobiotic bread
  3. Rice and fish . . .
  4. Foie gras
  5. Liverwurst
  6. Creme brulee
  7. Okra
  8. Shark
  9. Rattlesnake
  10. Haggis

Stretching the meaning of “food”.

A food you recently tried for the first time and now know you can’t stand

  1. Roast seaweed
  2. Macrobiotic bread
  3. Rice and fish . . .
  4. Foie gras
  5. Liverwurst
  6. Creme brulee
  7. Okra
  8. Shark
  9. Rattlesnake
  10. Haggis
  11. Vegemite

It’s Australian for “yuk”.

A food you recently tried for the first time and now know you can’t stand

  1. Roast seaweed
  2. Macrobiotic bread
  3. Rice and fish . . .
  4. Foie gras
  5. Liverwurst
  6. Creme brulee
  7. Okra
  8. Shark
  9. Rattlesnake
  10. Haggis
  11. Vegemite
  12. Wheat grass

A food you recently tried for the first time and now know you can’t stand

  1. Roast seaweed
  2. Macrobiotic bread
  3. Rice and fish . . .
  4. Foie gras
  5. Liverwurst
  6. Creme brulee
  7. Okra
  8. Shark
  9. Rattlesnake
  10. Haggis
  11. Vegemite
  12. Wheat grass
  13. Raw kale

Kale chips are all right, kale soup too, but I couldn’t get raw kale down my throat without feeling like choking.

New category

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring
  6. “…and really bad eggs”

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring
  6. “…and really bad eggs”
  7. “Me hearties!”

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring
  6. “…and really bad eggs”
  7. “Me hearties!”
  8. “Aarrrrr!”

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring
  6. “…and really bad eggs”
  7. “Me hearties!”
  8. “Aarrrrr!”
  9. Peg Leg

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring
  6. “…and really bad eggs”
  7. “Me hearties!”
  8. “Aarrrrr!”
  9. Peg Leg
  10. Rum

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring
  6. “…and really bad eggs”
  7. “Me hearties!”
  8. “Aarrrrr!”
  9. Peg Leg
  10. Rum
  11. Jolly Roger flag

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For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring
  6. “…and really bad eggs”
  7. “Me hearties!”
  8. “Aarrrrr!”
  9. Peg Leg
  10. Rum
  11. Jolly Roger flag
  12. Pieces of 8! Pieces of 8! Squawk!

For “Talk Like a Pirate” day, 9/19: Favorite Pirate phrases or props.

  1. (Prop) Parrot perched on the shoulder
  2. “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. Eye patch
  4. The plank
  5. Gold hoop earring
  6. “…and really bad eggs”
  7. “Me hearties!”
  8. “Aarrrrr!”
  9. Peg Leg
  10. Rum
  11. Jolly Roger flag
  12. Pieces of 8! Pieces of 8! Squawk!
  13. “Avast, ye scurvy dogs!”

Next: Band names that contain animals.

  1. The Winery Dogs