A TV Show In Which Practically Every Episode Is Exactly the Same
Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (The gang proves that a terrifying monster is just a con artist in a rubber suit)
Gilligan’s Island (their plan to be rescued is thwarted by Gilligan’s awkwardness)
House (The patient is misdiagnosed a few times, then House figures it out.)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Boss Hogg or someone visiting Hazzard has a scheme and the Dukes figure it out and stop them. They jump stuff in cars, Roscoe crashes, maybe they use the bow and arrows, Daisy Duke wears Daisy Dukes…)
ALF (the Tanner family tries to hide the fact that they are keeping a space alien in their house)
The Addams Family (normal people freak out when they have to react with the Addamses)
A TV Show In Which Practically Every Episode Is Exactly the Same
Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (The gang proves that a terrifying monster is just a con artist in a rubber suit)
Gilligan’s Island (their plan to be rescued is thwarted by Gilligan’s awkwardness)
House (The patient is misdiagnosed a few times, then House figures it out.)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Boss Hogg or someone visiting Hazzard has a scheme and the Dukes figure it out and stop them. They jump stuff in cars, Roscoe crashes, maybe they use the bow and arrows, Daisy Duke wears Daisy Dukes…)
ALF (the Tanner family tries to hide the fact that they are keeping a space alien in their house)
The Addams Family (normal people freak out when they have to react with the Addamses)
Green Acres (one could probably just listen to the theme song, get the gist of it and need go no further)
A TV Show In Which Practically Every Episode Is Exactly the Same
Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (The gang proves that a terrifying monster is just a con artist in a rubber suit)
Gilligan’s Island (their plan to be rescued is thwarted by Gilligan’s awkwardness)
House (The patient is misdiagnosed a few times, then House figures it out.)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Boss Hogg or someone visiting Hazzard has a scheme and the Dukes figure it out and stop them. They jump stuff in cars, Roscoe crashes, maybe they use the bow and arrows, Daisy Duke wears Daisy Dukes…)
ALF (the Tanner family tries to hide the fact that they are keeping a space alien in their house)
The Addams Family (normal people freak out when they have to react with the Addamses)
Green Acres (one could probably just listen to the theme song, get the gist of it and need go no further)
Batman (A super villain strikes and Commissioner Gordon calls Batman and Robin, who escape the villain’s deathtrap before bringing them to justice)
A TV Show In Which Practically Every Episode Is Exactly the Same
Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (The gang proves that a terrifying monster is just a con artist in a rubber suit)
Gilligan’s Island (their plan to be rescued is thwarted by Gilligan’s awkwardness)
House (The patient is misdiagnosed a few times, then House figures it out.)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Boss Hogg or someone visiting Hazzard has a scheme and the Dukes figure it out and stop them. They jump stuff in cars, Roscoe crashes, maybe they use the bow and arrows, Daisy Duke wears Daisy Dukes…)
ALF (the Tanner family tries to hide the fact that they are keeping a space alien in their house)
The Addams Family (normal people freak out when they have to react with the Addamses)
Green Acres (one could probably just listen to the theme song, get the gist of it and need go no further)
Batman (A super villain strikes and Commissioner Gordon calls Batman and Robin, who escape the villain’s deathtrap before bringing them to justice)
Three’s Company (Mr. Roper thinks Jack and the girls are having sex, but they trick him into thinking Jack is gay again)
Perry Mason (Perry’s client is innocent, and the guilty party breaks down and confesses on the witness stand under Perry’s cross examination)
A TV Show In Which Practically Every Episode Is Exactly the Same
Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (The gang proves that a terrifying monster is just a con artist in a rubber suit)
Gilligan’s Island (their plan to be rescued is thwarted by Gilligan’s awkwardness)
House (The patient is misdiagnosed a few times, then House figures it out.)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Boss Hogg or someone visiting Hazzard has a scheme and the Dukes figure it out and stop them. They jump stuff in cars, Roscoe crashes, maybe they use the bow and arrows, Daisy Duke wears Daisy Dukes…)
ALF (the Tanner family tries to hide the fact that they are keeping a space alien in their house)
The Addams Family (normal people freak out when they have to react with the Addamses)
Green Acres (one could probably just listen to the theme song, get the gist of it and need go no further)
Batman (A super villain strikes and Commissioner Gordon calls Batman and Robin, who escape the villain’s deathtrap before bringing them to justice)
Three’s Company (Mr. Roper thinks Jack and the girls are having sex, but they trick him into thinking Jack is gay again)
Perry Mason (Perry’s client is innocent, and the guilty party breaks down and confesses on the witness stand under Perry’s cross examination)
Ice Road Truckers (Big rig bouncing down a slippery road, we have to make that deadline, gotta drive over a frozen lake, it’s thawing, I can hear the ice cracking, holy shit, yee-haw I made it)
A TV Show In Which Practically Every Episode Is Exactly the Same
Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (The gang proves that a terrifying monster is just a con artist in a rubber suit)
Gilligan’s Island (their plan to be rescued is thwarted by Gilligan’s awkwardness)
House (The patient is misdiagnosed a few times, then House figures it out.)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Boss Hogg or someone visiting Hazzard has a scheme and the Dukes figure it out and stop them. They jump stuff in cars, Roscoe crashes, maybe they use the bow and arrows, Daisy Duke wears Daisy Dukes…)
ALF (the Tanner family tries to hide the fact that they are keeping a space alien in their house)
The Addams Family (normal people freak out when they have to react with the Addamses)
Green Acres (one could probably just listen to the theme song, get the gist of it and need go no further)
Batman (A super villain strikes and Commissioner Gordon calls Batman and Robin, who escape the villain’s deathtrap before bringing them to justice)
Three’s Company (Mr. Roper thinks Jack and the girls are having sex, but they trick him into thinking Jack is gay again)
Perry Mason (Perry’s client is innocent, and the guilty party breaks down and confesses on the witness stand under Perry’s cross examination)
Ice Road Truckers (Big rig bouncing down a slippery road, we have to make that deadline, gotta drive over a frozen lake, it’s thawing, I can hear the ice cracking, holy shit, yee-haw I made it)
What Not to Wear (hosts watch video of a schlubby dresser, give her money, she resists their recommendations, finally agrees, and is happy with the end results. Close with freshly-minted non-schlub partying with appreciative friends and family).
A TV Show In Which Practically Every Episode Is Exactly the Same
Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (The gang proves that a terrifying monster is just a con artist in a rubber suit)
Gilligan’s Island (their plan to be rescued is thwarted by Gilligan’s awkwardness)
House (The patient is misdiagnosed a few times, then House figures it out.)
The Dukes of Hazzard (Boss Hogg or someone visiting Hazzard has a scheme and the Dukes figure it out and stop them. They jump stuff in cars, Roscoe crashes, maybe they use the bow and arrows, Daisy Duke wears Daisy Dukes…)
ALF (the Tanner family tries to hide the fact that they are keeping a space alien in their house)
The Addams Family (normal people freak out when they have to react with the Addamses)
Green Acres (one could probably just listen to the theme song, get the gist of it and need go no further)
Batman (A super villain strikes and Commissioner Gordon calls Batman and Robin, who escape the villain’s deathtrap before bringing them to justice)
Three’s Company (Mr. Roper thinks Jack and the girls are having sex, but they trick him into thinking Jack is gay again)
Perry Mason (Perry’s client is innocent, and the guilty party breaks down and confesses on the witness stand under Perry’s cross examination)
Ice Road Truckers (Big rig bouncing down a slippery road, we have to make that deadline, gotta drive over a frozen lake, it’s thawing, I can hear the ice cracking, holy shit, yee-haw I made it)
What Not to Wear (hosts watch video of a schlubby dresser, give her money, she resists their recommendations, finally agrees, and is happy with the end results. Close with freshly-minted non-schlub partying with appreciative friends and family)
Law and Order (crime committed, likely suspect apprehended, they look really guilty, wait, they’re not, wait, it was someone who was close to the victim!)