Bakers Dozen

[Leaffan]

13 additional ways to leave your lover:

1. Become a hermit, Kermit
2. See it as no-biggie, Miss Piggy
3. Hop on a bike, Ike
4. Drop off the grid, Sid
5. Delete her from speed dial, Miles
6. Say you’re now gay, Ray
7. Make a pass at her sister, Mister
8. Feed her to a boa, Noah.

[Enderw24]

13 additional ways to leave your lover:

1. Become a hermit, Kermit
2. See it as no-biggie, Miss Piggy
3. Hop on a bike, Ike
4. Drop off the grid, Sid
5. Delete her from speed dial, Miles
6. Say you’re now gay, Ray
7. Make a pass at her sister, Mister
8. Feed her to a boa, Noah.
9. Join the anarchist’s society and embrace the nature of antidisestablishmentarianism…um…John Grisham.

[Annie-Xmas]

13 additional ways to leave your lover:

1. Become a hermit, Kermit
2. See it as no-biggie, Miss Piggy
3. Hop on a bike, Ike
4. Drop off the grid, Sid
5. Delete her from speed dial, Miles
6. Say you’re now gay, Ray
7. Make a pass at her sister, Mister
8. Feed her to a boa, Noah.
9. Join the anarchist’s society and embrace the nature of antidisestablishmentarianism…um…John Grisham.
10. Chop her up today, O.J.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

13 additional ways to leave your lover:

1. Become a hermit, Kermit
2. See it as no-biggie, Miss Piggy
3. Hop on a bike, Ike
4. Drop off the grid, Sid
5. Delete her from speed dial, Miles
6. Say you’re now gay, Ray
7. Make a pass at her sister, Mister
8. Feed her to a boa, Noah.
9. Join the anarchist’s society and embrace the nature of antidisestablishmentarianism…um…John Grisham.
10. Chop her up today, O.J.
11. Drive your car off a cliff, Biff

[Sampiro]

13 additional ways to leave your lover:

1. Become a hermit, Kermit
2. See it as no-biggie, Miss Piggy
3. Hop on a bike, Ike
4. Drop off the grid, Sid
5. Delete her from speed dial, Miles
6. Say you’re now gay, Ray
7. Make a pass at her sister, Mister
8. Feed her to a boa, Noah.
9. Join the anarchist’s society and embrace the nature of antidisestablishmentarianism…um…John Grisham.
10. Chop her up today, O.J.
11. Drive your car off a cliff, Biff
12. Send an obscene text, Rex

[Ponch8]

13 additional ways to leave your lover:

1. Become a hermit, Kermit
2. See it as no-biggie, Miss Piggy
3. Hop on a bike, Ike
4. Drop off the grid, Sid
5. Delete her from speed dial, Miles
6. Say you’re now gay, Ray
7. Make a pass at her sister, Mister
8. Feed her to a boa, Noah.
9. Join the anarchist’s society and embrace the nature of antidisestablishmentarianism…um…John Grisham.
10. Chop her up today, O.J.
11. Drive your car off a cliff, Biff
12. Send an obscene text, Rex
13. Kick some bum, chum

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)

[Annie-Xmas]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%).

[Sampiro]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”

[Rebo]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”

[Little_Nemo]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved

[Sampiro]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved
6. “How much would you pay for all this?”

[Little_Nemo]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved
6. “How much would you pay for all this?”
7. Phone numbers that can repeated several times in a row

[tumbleddown]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved
6. “How much would you pay for all this?”
7. Phone numbers that can repeated several times in a row
8. “Ask your doctor if [whatever] is right for you…”

[Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved
6. “How much would you pay for all this?”
7. Phone numbers that can repeated several times in a row
8. “Ask your doctor if [whatever] is right for you…”
9. If you’re like me,…

[notfrommensa]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved
6. “How much would you pay for all this?”
7. Phone numbers that can repeated several times in a row
8. “Ask your doctor if [whatever] is right for you…”
9. If you’re like me,…
10. “Going out of business…”

[Little_Nemo]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved
6. “How much would you pay for all this?”
7. Phone numbers that can repeated several times in a row
8. “Ask your doctor if [whatever] is right for you…”
9. If you’re like me,…
10. “Going out of business…”
11. “We’ll match any competitor’s price”

I never understood that one. Why should I buy it from you just because you’re offering the same price as everyone else?

[Sampiro]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved
6. “How much would you pay for all this?”
7. Phone numbers that can repeated several times in a row
8. “Ask your doctor if [whatever] is right for you…”
9. If you’re like me,…
10. “Going out of business…”
11. “…but who has the time?”

[Little_Nemo]

Words & phrases that are overused in advertising

1. decadent (referring to desserts)
2. UP TO (save you UP TO 15%)
3. “If you call in the next five minutes…”
4. “But wait, there’s more!”
5. New and improved
6. “How much would you pay for all this?”
7. Phone numbers that can repeated several times in a row
8. “Ask your doctor if [whatever] is right for you…”
9. If you’re like me,…
10. “Going out of business…”
11. “We’ll match any competitor’s price”
12. “…but who has the time?”
13. “Cancel at any time”

I’ll pass on a new category.

[Eutychus]

I’ll take it because I got beat out earlier.

Authors you enjoy but who are usually abhorred by others.

1. David Eddings

[Annie-Xmas]

Authors you enjoy but who are usually abhorred by others.

1. David Eddings
2. Andrew Vachss