Bakers Dozen

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
  5. Jeannie

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
  5. Jeannie
  6. Samantha the Witch

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
  5. Jeannie
  6. Samantha the Witch
  7. Elaine Benes

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
  5. Jeannie
  6. Samantha the Witch
  7. Elaine Benes
  8. Bailey Quarters

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
  5. Jeannie
  6. Samantha the Witch
  7. Elaine Benes
  8. Bailey Quarters
  9. Morticia Addams

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
  5. Jeannie
  6. Samantha the Witch
  7. Elaine Benes
  8. Bailey Quarters
  9. Morticia Addams
  10. Leonard Hofstadter

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
  5. Jeannie
  6. Samantha the Witch
  7. Elaine Benes
  8. Bailey Quarters
  9. Morticia Addams
  10. Leonard Hofstadter
  11. Sheldon Cooper

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Rhoda Morgenstern
  2. Chandler Bing
  3. Darlene Conner
  4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
  5. Jeannie
  6. Samantha the Witch
  7. Elaine Benes
  8. Bailey Quarters
  9. Morticia Addams
  10. Leonard Hofstadter
  11. Sheldon Cooper
  12. Amy Farrah Fowler

N/m

Next up: Fictional tales that take place mostly in the nuthouse of the Big House (mental institution or prison)

  1. Rita Hayward and the Shawshank Redemption
  2. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Clowns

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Clowns
    3 Twitter

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Clowns
    3 Twitter
  3. Climate change denial

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Clowns
  3. Twitter
  4. Climate change denial
  5. The deplorables

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Clowns
  3. Twitter
  4. Climate change denial
  5. The deplorables
  6. Anti-Vaxxers

(Looks like I reverse-ninja’d Annie…)

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Clowns
  3. Twitter
  4. Climate change denial
  5. The deplorables
  6. Anti-Vaxxers
  7. Any Kardashian bullshit

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Clowns
  3. Twitter
  4. Climate change denial
  5. The deplorables
  6. Anti-Vaxxers
  7. Any Kardashian bullshit
  8. The Pitt/Jolie divorce

We didn’t finish the previous category, so:

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

  1. Monica Geller

We’re alike in some ways, and I think she’s cute.

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Clowns
  3. Twitter
  4. Climate change denial
  5. The deplorables
  6. Anti-Vaxxers
  7. Any Kardashian bullshit
  8. The Pitt/Jolie divorce
  9. Opioid crisis

Sorry, but it’s true.