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What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.

(Not that I think anything can really shut him up but it’s worth a try)

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.
  6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.)

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.
  6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.
  7. How much does a gallon of milk cost?

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.
  6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.
  7. How much does a gallon of milk cost?
  8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th?

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.
  6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.
  7. How much does a gallon of milk cost?
  8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th?
  9. What is your greatest personal flaw?

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.
  6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.
  7. How much does a gallon of milk cost?
  8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th?
  9. What is your greatest personal flaw?
  10. Hillary’s hands are bigger than yours.

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.
  6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.
  7. How much does a gallon of milk cost?
  8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th?
  9. What is your greatest personal flaw?
  10. Hillary’s hands are bigger than yours.
  11. How can you not know that everyone is tired of hearing about you?

Me included! When this one is out of the way, please, please, for pity’s sake, no more Trump threads for a while?

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.
  6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.
  7. How much does a gallon of milk cost?
  8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th?
  9. What is your greatest personal flaw?
  10. Hillary’s hands are bigger than yours.
  11. How can you not know that everyone is tired of hearing about you?
  12. Did you know that gkster is sick of hearing about you on the Dope?

What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words

  1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower?
  2. Quick … what color is your hair?
  3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now?
  4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments?
  5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them.
  6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.
  7. How much does a gallon of milk cost?
  8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th?
  9. What is your greatest personal flaw?
  10. Hillary’s hands are bigger than yours.
  11. How can you not know that everyone is tired of hearing about you?
  12. Did you know that gkster is sick of hearing about you on the Dope?
  13. You’re fired.

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Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence)

  1. That’s a really good ideal.

Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence)

  1. That’s a really good ideal.
  2. So much more than a joolurry store!

Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence)

  1. That’s a really good ideal.
  2. So much more than a joolurry store!
  3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant?

Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence)

  1. That’s a really good ideal.
  2. So much more than a joolurry store!
  3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant?
  4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies

Heard on a Canadian radio station where the announcer mispronounced two words in the company name of the advertiser.

Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence)

  1. That’s a really good ideal.
  2. So much more than a joolurry store!
  3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant?
  4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies
  5. I need to borrow a book from the liberry.
  1. It’s not orientated correctly.

(Sorry, quoting is a challenge for me on a phone.)

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Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence)

  1. That’s a really good ideal.
  2. So much more than a joolurry store!
  3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant?
  4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies
  5. I need to borrow a book from the liberry.
  6. It’s not orientated correctly.

Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence)

  1. That’s a really good ideal.
  2. So much more than a joolurry store!
  3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant?
  4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies
  5. I need to borrow a book from the liberry.
  6. It’s not orientated correctly.
  7. Could you be a little more pacific?

Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence)

  1. That’s a really good ideal.
  2. So much more than a joolurry store!
  3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant?
  4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies
  5. I need to borrow a book from the liberry.
  6. It’s not orientated correctly.
  7. Could you be a little more pacific?
  8. I axed her where the toilets were.
  1. Just put it in the wheel barrel.

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