Bakers Dozen

Halloween decorations

  1. Jack o’lantern
  2. Cobwebs
  3. Skeleton
  4. Unrolled toilet paper in leafless trees.
  5. Tombstone
  6. Scary Peeper Creeper
  7. 20’ tall inflatable fire-breathing black dragon
  8. Ken Bone skeleton
  9. Lifesize Michael Myers
  10. scarecrow with pumpkin head
  11. Cute black cat wearing a witch’s hat
  12. Witch on broom, in front of the moon
  13. Half-buried pirate

Next:

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates

  2. The Last Temptation of Christi

  3. Risque Business

  4. Star Whores

  5. Where the Boys Aren’t

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores
  5. Where the Boys Aren’t
  6. Forrest Hump

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores
  5. Where the Boys Aren’t
  6. Forrest Hump
  7. Buffy the Vampire Layer

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores
  5. Where the Boys Aren’t
  6. Forrest Hump
  7. Buffy the Vampire Layer
  8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores
  5. Where the Boys Aren’t
  6. Forrest Hump
  7. Buffy the Vampire Layer
  8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray
  9. A Pair of Tits Now

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores
  5. Where the Boys Aren’t
  6. Forrest Hump
  7. Buffy the Vampire Layer
  8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray
  9. A Pair of Tits Now
  10. Beaverly Hills Cock

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores
  5. Where the Boys Aren’t
  6. Forrest Hump
  7. Buffy the Vampire Layer
  8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray
  9. A Pair of Tits Now
  10. Beaverly Hills Cock
  11. The Jungle Fever Book

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores
  5. Where the Boys Aren’t
  6. Forrest Hump
  7. Buffy the Vampire Layer
  8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray
  9. A Pair of Tits Now
  10. Beaverly Hills Cock
  11. The Jungle Fever Book
  12. Schlongler’s Lust

Porn take-offs of real movies.

  1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
  2. The Last Temptation of Christi
  3. Risque Business
  4. Star Whores
  5. Where the Boys Aren’t
  6. Forrest Hump
  7. Buffy the Vampire Layer
  8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray
  9. A Pair of Tits Now
  10. Beaverly Hills Cock
  11. The Jungle Fever Book
  12. Schlongler’s Lust
  13. Zack and Miri Make an Actual Porno

New:

Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

  1. Excelsior!

Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

  1. Excelsior!
  2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!

Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

  1. Excelsior!
  2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
  3. Deplorable!

Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

  1. Excelsior!
  2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
  3. Deplorable!
  4. Yuuuuuge!

Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

  1. Excelsior!
  2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
  3. Deplorable!
  4. Yuuuuuge!
  5. Di-No-Myte!

Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

  1. Excelsior!
  2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
  3. Deplorable!
  4. Yuuuuuge!
  5. Di-No-Myte!
  6. Nanu-nanu

Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

  1. Excelsior!
  2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
  3. Deplorable!
  4. Yuuuuuge!
  5. Di-No-Myte!
  6. Nanu-nanu
  7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry.

Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

  1. Excelsior!
  2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
  3. Deplorable!
  4. Yuuuuuge!
  5. Di-No-Myte!
  6. Nanu-nanu
  7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry.
  8. Look – I’m back on bakers dozen. They can’t keep me off.