Bakers Dozen

Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

  1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
  2. “I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.”
  3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
  4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
  5. “You’re fired.”
  6. “I don’t think I accept the answers Mr. Trump gave. They’re rigged.”
  7. “That f–ing idiot Pence! I bet he gave smart, sensible answers just to make me look bad?”
  8. “NOW JUST FUCKING GO AWAY!!!”
  9. “I always thought Baio would be the traitor.” "“It’s a smart move. Busey was always smarter.”
  10. “Next season, we need to cast someone better looking for me to debate.”
  11. “This goddamn vending machine is rigged against me! Look at my Kit Kat just stuck there!”
  12. “Don’t blame us, we told him to say he would accept the election results!”
  13. “Did Clint Eastwood just take Mr. Trump’s chair?”

Pass.

New Topic: Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn

I don’t watch a lot of actual baseball

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell

“Sudden Sam”, a 6 time All-star, top pick from the #1 baseball fan in our house (not me)

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle

Poor impulse control off the field, but a helluva player.

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle
  6. Shoeless Joe Jackson

Had his six best years with Cleveland, before going to the White Sox. Led the league in hits and doubles in 1913, for a salary of $8,000.

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle
  6. Shoeless Joe Jackson
  7. Bob Lemon

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle
  6. Shoeless Joe Jackson
  7. Bob Lemon
  8. Larry Doby

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle
  6. Shoeless Joe Jackson
  7. Bob Lemon
  8. Larry Doby
  9. Kenny Lofton

A base-stealer par excellence.

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle
  6. Shoeless Joe Jackson
  7. Bob Lemon
  8. Larry Doby
  9. Kenny Lofton
  10. Tris Speaker

Undisputedly, the greatest ever. Actually, Napoleon Lajoie the greatest Cleveland player, but they were not the “Clevelnd Indians” until 1915. Before then, the were the Cleveland Naps, named after their dominant player.

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle
  6. Shoeless Joe Jackson
  7. Bob Lemon
  8. Larry Doby
  9. Kenny Lofton
  10. Tris Speaker
  11. Omar Vizquel

He has a .985 career fielding percentage.

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle
  6. Shoeless Joe Jackson
  7. Bob Lemon
  8. Larry Doby
  9. Kenny Lofton
  10. Tris Speaker
  11. Omar Vizquel
  12. Satchel Paige

At age 42, still had some great pitching in him: Satchel Paige - Wikipedia

Great Players for the Cleveland Indians

  1. Lou Boudreau
  2. Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn
  3. Sam McDowell
  4. Bob Feller
  5. Albert Belle
  6. Shoeless Joe Jackson
  7. Bob Lemon
  8. Larry Doby
  9. Kenny Lofton
  10. Tris Speaker
  11. Omar Vizquel
  12. Satchel Paige
  13. Luis Tiant

http://m.indians.mlb.com/news/article/1163553//

Next: Great Chicago Cubs players

  1. Ernie Banks

Mr. Cub himself

Great Chicago Cubs players

  1. Ernie Banks
  2. Billy Williams

Great Chicago Cubs players

  1. Ernie Banks
  2. Billy Williams
  3. Ryne Sandberg

Great Chicago Cubs players

  1. Ernie Banks
  2. Billy Williams
  3. Ryne Sandberg
  4. Fergie Jenkins
  1. Ernie Banks
  2. Billy Williams
  3. Ryne Sandberg
  4. Fergie Jenkins
  5. Greg Maddux

Great Chicago Cubs players

  1. Ernie Banks
  2. Billy Williams
  3. Ryne Sandberg
  4. Fergie Jenkins
  5. Greg Maddux
  6. Kerry Wood

Great Chicago Cubs players

  1. Ernie Banks
  2. Billy Williams
  3. Ryne Sandberg
  4. Fergie Jenkins
  5. Greg Maddux
  6. Kerry Wood
  7. Andre Dawson

One of my favorites growing up after he came over from the Expos of yore.