Bakers Dozen

[Dendarii_Dame]

Famous Germans

1. Angela Merkel
2. Bertolt Brecht
3. Rammstein
4. Martin Luther
5. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
6. Marlene Dietrich
7. Ludwig van Beethoven
8. Johann Sebastian Bach
9. Arminius (Hermann)
10. Clara Schumann

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Famous Germans

1. Angela Merkel
2. Bertolt Brecht
3. Rammstein
4. Martin Luther
5. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
6. Marlene Dietrich
7. Ludwig van Beethoven
8. Johann Sebastian Bach
9. Arminius (Hermann)
10. Clara Schumann
11. Reinhard Heydrich

Oh, all right. I’ll be the first to mention a Nazi.

[astorian]

Famous Germans

1. Angela Merkel
2. Bertolt Brecht
3. Rammstein
4. Martin Luther
5. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
6. Marlene Dietrich
7. Ludwig van Beethoven
8. Johann Sebastian Bach
9. Arminius (Hermann)
10. Clara Schumann
11. Reinhard Heydrich
12. Klaus Meine

[John_DiFool]

Famous Germans

1. Angela Merkel

2. Bertolt Brecht

3. Rammstein

4. Martin Luther

5. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

6. Marlene Dietrich

7. Ludwig van Beethoven

8. Johann Sebastian Bach

9. Arminius (Hermann)

10. Clara Schumann

11. Reinhard Heydrich

12. Klaus Meine

13. Erwin Rommell
    Bathroom graffiti

14. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.

[Infovore]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny

[jtur88]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.
6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law.

[quiltguy]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.
6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law.
7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.”

[Tangent]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.
6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law.
7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.”
8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.”

[NDP]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.
6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law.
7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.”
8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.”
9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like].

[buddha_david]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.
6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law.
7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.”
8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.”
9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like].
10. (written near the ceiling) “If you can piss this high, join the fire department.”

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.
6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law.
7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.”
8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.”
9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like].
10. (written near the ceiling) “If you can piss this high, join the fire department.”
11. Our butt cheeks have touched the same surface. We are brothers. We are one.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.
6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law.
7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.”
8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.”
9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like].
10. (written near the ceiling) “If you can piss this high, join the fire department.”
11. Our butt cheeks have touched the same surface. We are brothers. We are one.
12. You look like I need a drink.

[Victor_Charlie]

Bathroom graffiti

1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted.
2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits.
3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?”
4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny
5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet.
6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law.
7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.”
8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.”
9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like].
10. (written near the ceiling) “If you can piss this high, join the fire department.”
11. Our butt cheeks have touched the same surface. We are brothers. We are one.
12. You look like I need a drink.
13. I was going to vote Trump. I took a shit instead.

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Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents.

1. Maximus - “Gladiator”

[buddha_david]

Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents.

1. Maximus - “Gladiator”
2. Tyrion Lannister - “Game of Thrones”

[astorian]

Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents.

1. Maximus - “Gladiator”
2. Tyrion Lannister - “Game of Thrones”
3. Every American Cary Grant ever played… like Brian Cruikshank in “Charade”

[Dendarii_Dame]

Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents.

1. Maximus - “Gladiator”
2. Tyrion Lannister - “Game of Thrones”
3. Every American Cary Grant ever played… like Brian Cruikshank in “Charade”
4. Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: Generations, etc.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents.

1. Maximus - “Gladiator”
2. Tyrion Lannister - “Game of Thrones”
3. Every American Cary Grant ever played… like Brian Cruikshank in “Charade”
4. Captain Jean-Luc Picard - “Star Trek: Generations,” etc.
5. Grand Moff Tarkin - “Star Wars”