Bakers Dozen

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  6. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  6. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
  7. Look before you leap.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  6. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
  7. Look before you leap.
  8. Never say “never”.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  6. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
  7. Look before you leap.
  8. Never say “never”.
  9. Follow your bliss.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  6. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
  7. Look before you leap.
  8. Never say “never”.
  9. Follow your bliss.
  10. Money talks (and bullshit walks).

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  6. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
  7. Look before you leap.
  8. Never say “never”.
  9. Follow your bliss.
  10. Money talks (and bullshit walks).
  11. There’s no “I” in ‘team’.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  6. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
  7. Look before you leap.
  8. Never say “never”.
  9. Follow your bliss.
  10. Money talks (and bullshit walks).
  11. There’s no “I” in ‘team’.
  12. Strike while the iron is hot.

Maxims we all know and use:

  1. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
  3. Buy with your eyes, not with your ears.
  4. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
  6. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
  7. Look before you leap.
  8. Never say “never”.
  9. Follow your bliss.
  10. Money talks (and bullshit walks).
  11. There’s no “I” in ‘team’.
  12. Strike while the iron is hot.
  13. All’s fair in love and war.

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)
  3. KFC had to change its name because the product it sells no longer legally counts as “chicken.”

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)
  3. KFC had to change its name because the product it sells no longer legally counts as “chicken.”
  4. Most Chinese restaurants have been busted for cooking stray cats and dogs.

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)
  3. KFC had to change its name because the product it sells no longer legally counts as “chicken.”
  4. Most Chinese restaurants have been busted for cooking stray cats and dogs.
  5. Twinkies will last 25 years/withstand a nuclear blast.

Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)
  3. KFC had to change its name because the product it sells no longer legally counts as “chicken.”
  4. Most Chinese restaurants have been busted for cooking stray cats and dogs.
  5. Twinkies will last 25 years/withstand a nuclear blast. *
  6. Dr Pepper has prunes in it.
  • Alluded to in Wall-E, when his little roach friend enjoyed a Twinkie.

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)
  3. KFC had to change its name because the product it sells no longer legally counts as “chicken.”
  4. Most Chinese restaurants have been busted for cooking stray cats and dogs.
  5. Twinkies will last 25 years/withstand a nuclear blast.
  6. Dr Pepper has prunes in it.
    7.The hippies who were baby-sitting, got stoned and cooked the baby.

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)
  3. KFC had to change its name because the product it sells no longer legally counts as “chicken.”
  4. Most Chinese restaurants have been busted for cooking stray cats and dogs.
  5. Twinkies will last 25 years/withstand a nuclear blast.
  6. Dr Pepper has prunes in it.
  7. The hippies who were baby-sitting, got stoned and cooked the baby
  8. Spam is the meat product that tastes most like human flesh

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)
  3. KFC had to change its name because the product it sells no longer legally counts as “chicken.”
  4. Most Chinese restaurants have been busted for cooking stray cats and dogs.
  5. Twinkies will last 25 years/withstand a nuclear blast.
  6. Dr Pepper has prunes in it.
  7. The hippies who were baby-sitting, got stoned and cooked the baby
  8. Spam is the meat product that tastes most like human flesh
  9. Tourists were served their own dog in a foreign restaurant.

New category: Urban legends involving food (links welcome)

  1. Company charges exorbitant amount for recipe
  2. Pop rocks and cola are a lethal combination (killed Mikey from Life cereal even)
  3. KFC had to change its name because the product it sells no longer legally counts as “chicken.”
  4. Most Chinese restaurants have been busted for cooking stray cats and dogs.
  5. Twinkies will last 25 years/withstand a nuclear blast.
  6. Dr Pepper has prunes in it.
  7. The hippies who were baby-sitting, got stoned and cooked the baby
  8. Spam is the meat product that tastes most like human flesh
  9. Tourists were served their own dog in a foreign restaurant.
  10. You can redeem Tootsie Roll Pop wrappers with the ‘indian’ with the bow and arrow and the star for a free Tootsie Roll Pop. (The little general store in my hometown used to actually honor this, which I think was figuratively and literally sweet)