Bakers Dozen

Something you’d like to receive this holiday season

  1. Peace and quiet
  2. Better health for me and my sick kitty
  3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please
  4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient!
  5. Less freezing rain than last year.
  6. A different President-elect
  7. And a different VP-elect
  8. A white Christmas
  9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!)

Something you’d like to receive this holiday season

  1. Peace and quiet
  2. Better health for me and my sick kitty
  3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please
  4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient!
  5. Less freezing rain than last year.
  6. A different President-elect
  7. And a different VP-elect
  8. A white Christmas
  9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!)
  10. Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men

Something you’d like to receive this holiday season

  1. Peace and quiet
  2. Better health for me and my sick kitty
  3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please
  4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient!
  5. Less freezing rain than last year.
  6. A different President-elect
  7. And a different VP-elect
  8. A white Christmas
  9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!)
  10. Acknowledgement that my security clearance went through, and I can move to a new job.

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Something you’d like to receive this holiday season

  1. Peace and quiet
  2. Better health for me and my sick kitty
  3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please
  4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient!
  5. Less freezing rain than last year.
  6. A different President-elect
  7. And a different VP-elect
  8. A white Christmas
  9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!)
  10. Acknowledgement that my security clearance went through, and I can move to a new job
  11. A few days entirely to myself

Something you’d like to receive this holiday season

  1. Peace and quiet
  2. Better health for me and my sick kitty
  3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please
  4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient!
  5. Less freezing rain than last year.
  6. A different President-elect
  7. And a different VP-elect
  8. A white Christmas
  9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!)
  10. Acknowledgement that my security clearance went through, and I can move to a new job
  11. A few days entirely to myself
  12. The good health and happiness of loved ones

Something you’d like to receive this holiday season

  1. Peace and quiet
  2. Better health for me and my sick kitty
  3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please
  4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient!
  5. Less freezing rain than last year.
  6. A different President-elect
  7. And a different VP-elect
  8. A white Christmas
  9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!)
  10. Acknowledgement that my security clearance went through, and I can move to a new job
  11. A few days entirely to myself
  12. The good health and happiness of loved ones
  13. Peace and relief in Aleppo

Next:
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Vladmir Putin

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers
  6. Vladimir Putin

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers
  6. Vladimir Putin
  7. David Duke

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers
  6. Vladimir Putin
  7. David Duke
  8. Anyone who voted for Trump.

It’ll come when all those coal mining jobs return.

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers
  6. Vladimir Putin
  7. David Duke
  8. Anyone who voted for Trump.
  9. Mike Pence

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers
  6. Vladimir Putin
  7. David Duke
  8. Anyone who voted for Trump.
  9. Mike Pence
  10. The entire North Carolina legislature

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers
  6. Vladimir Putin
  7. David Duke
  8. Anyone who voted for Trump.
  9. Mike Pence
  10. The entire North Carolina legislature
  11. Steve Bannon

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers
  6. Vladimir Putin
  7. David Duke
  8. Anyone who voted for Trump.
  9. Mike Pence
  10. The entire North Carolina legislature
  11. Steve Bannon
  12. Bashar al-Assad

People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Joe Arpaio
  3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt
  4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr.
  5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers
  6. Vladimir Putin
  7. David Duke
  8. Anyone who voted for Trump.
  9. Mike Pence
  10. The entire North Carolina legislature
  11. Steve Bannon
  12. Bashar al-Assad
  13. Pope Francis

…who will give them to families in order they may heat their homes.
**New! ** Christmas songs written in the last 20 years.

  1. Where Are You Christmas (performed by Faith Hill)

Christmas songs written in the last 20 years.

  1. Where Are You Christmas (performed by Faith Hill)
  2. Maybe this Christmas (Ron Sexsmith)