Bakers Dozen

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Seldom considered benefits of winter

1. Beverages left in car stay icy cold
2. Colorless, bleak landscapes make us appreciate the colors of Spring.
3. Weeds die
4. It gives me a reason to go south
5. No mosquitos for a few months
6. Lower plane fares
7. Snowblowing is actually fun if it’s not too cold or windy

[Channing_Idaho_Banks]

Nice sunsets

[Thin_Ice]

Seldom considered benefits of winter

1. Beverages left in car stay icy cold
2. Colorless, bleak landscapes make us appreciate the colors of Spring.
3. Weeds die
4. It gives me a reason to go south
5. No mosquitos for a few months
6. Lower plane fares
7. Snowblowing is actually fun if it’s not too cold or windy
8. Nice sunsets
9. Free air-conditioning if Florida

[astorian]

Seldom considered benefits of winter

1. Beverages left in car stay icy cold
2. Colorless, bleak landscapes make us appreciate the colors of Spring.
3. Weeds die
4. It gives me a reason to go south
5. No mosquitos for a few months
6. Lower plane fares
7. Snowblowing is actually fun if it’s not too cold or windy
8. Nice sunsets
9. Free air-conditioning if Florida
10. Don’t have to wear clothes that show off my flabby physique!

[Annie-Xmas]

Seldom considered benefits of winter

1. Beverages left in car stay icy cold
2. Colorless, bleak landscapes make us appreciate the colors of Spring.
3. Weeds die
4. It gives me a reason to go south
5. No mosquitos for a few months
6. Lower plane fares
7. Snowblowing is actually fun if it’s not too cold or windy
8. Nice sunsets
9. Free air-conditioning if Florida
10. Don’t have to wear clothes that show off my flabby physique!
11. In really, really, really bad weather, just showing up for work gives you points!

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Seldom considered benefits of winter

1. Beverages left in car stay icy cold
2. Colorless, bleak landscapes make us appreciate the colors of Spring.
3. Weeds die
4. It gives me a reason to go south
5. No mosquitos for a few months
6. Lower plane fares
7. Snowblowing is actually fun if it’s not too cold or windy
8. Nice sunsets
9. Free air-conditioning if Florida
10. Don’t have to wear clothes that show off my flabby physique!
11. In really, really, really bad weather, just showing up for work gives you points!
12. Don’t have to mow the lawn

[Elendil_s_Heir]

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[Annie-Xmas]

Seldom considered benefits of winter

1. Beverages left in car stay icy cold
2. Colorless, bleak landscapes make us appreciate the colors of Spring.
3. Weeds die
4. It gives me a reason to go south
5. No mosquitos for a few months
6. Lower plane fares
7. Snowblowing is actually fun if it’s not too cold or windy
8. Nice sunsets
9. Free air-conditioning if Florida
10. Don’t have to wear clothes that show off my flabby physique!
11. In really, really, really bad weather, just showing up for work gives you points!
12. Don’t have to mow the lawn
13. Does anything feel better than coming out of the cold into a hot room?

Next up: Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad

[Annie-Xmas]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear have of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.

[Thin_Ice]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear have of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.

[panache45]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear have of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.
6. Less chance of accidentally starting a fire.

[Nonsuch]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear have of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.
6. Less chance of accidentally starting a fire.
7. Everyone who’s anyone is vaping now anyway.

[buddha_david]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear have of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.
6. Less chance of accidentally starting a fire.
7. Everyone who’s anyone is vaping now anyway.
8. Most of the profits go to North Carolina.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear half of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.
6. Less chance of accidentally starting a fire.
7. Everyone who’s anyone is vaping now anyway.
8. Most of the profits go to North Carolina.
9. Show you can stand up to peer pressure

Spelling correction (I presume) for #4.

[Dendarii_Dame]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear half of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.
6. Less chance of accidentally starting a fire.
7. Everyone who’s anyone is vaping now anyway.
8. Most of the profits go to North Carolina.
9. Show you can stand up to peer pressure
10. You don’t have to stand out in the cold and/or rain.

[panache45]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear half of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.
6. Less chance of accidentally starting a fire.
7. Everyone who’s anyone is vaping now anyway.
8. Most of the profits go to North Carolina.
9. Show you can stand up to peer pressure
10. You don’t have to stand out in the cold and/or rain.
11. Show you don’t succumb to irrational urges.

[jtur88]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear half of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.
6. Less chance of accidentally starting a fire.
7. Everyone who’s anyone is vaping now anyway.
8. Most of the profits go to North Carolina.
9. Show you can stand up to peer pressure
10. You don’t have to stand out in the cold and/or rain.
11. Show you don’t succumb to irrational urges.
12. Unsightly brown stains on your fingers and teeth.

[NDP]

Reasons for not smoking cigarettes that are not health related.

1. It’s so expensive
2. People will actually want to kiss you
3. Smokers smell bad
4. Less littering. I swear half of littering is used matches, cigarette packs and butts.
5. You don’t have to go out just to buy more because you forgot earlier.
6. Less chance of accidentally starting a fire.
7. Everyone who’s anyone is vaping now anyway.
8. Most of the profits go to North Carolina.
9. Show you can stand up to peer pressure
10. You don’t have to stand out in the cold and/or rain.
11. Show you don’t succumb to irrational urges.
12. Unsightly brown stains on your fingers and teeth.
13. You won’t have tobacco stains and the odor of cigarette smoke in your carpet and upholstery.

Pass