Bakers Dozen

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.” - Debbie Reynolds

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “Your mommy’s an alcoholic, dear.” (Debbie Reynolds’s character to a little girl who pisses her off in IN AND OUT.)

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.” - Debbie Reynolds
    1. “Your mommy’s an alcoholic, dear.” (Debbie Reynolds’s character to a little girl who pisses her off in IN AND OUT.)

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Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.” - Debbie Reynolds
  7. “Your mommy’s an alcoholic, dear.” (Debbie Reynolds’s character to a little girl who pisses her off in IN AND OUT.)
  8. “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Princess Leia (hologram), Star Wars

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.” - Debbie Reynolds
  7. “Your mommy’s an alcoholic, dear.” (Debbie Reynolds’s character to a little girl who pisses her off in IN AND OUT.)
  8. “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Princess Leia (hologram), Star Wars
  9. “At a certain point in my early twenties, my mother started to become worried about my obviously ever-increasing drug ingestion. So she ended up doing what any concerned parent would do. She called Cary Grant.” - CF

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.” - Debbie Reynolds
  7. “Your mommy’s an alcoholic, dear.” (Debbie Reynolds’s character to a little girl who pisses her off in IN AND OUT.)
  8. “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Princess Leia (hologram), Star Wars
  9. “At a certain point in my early twenties, my mother started to become worried about my obviously ever-increasing drug ingestion. So she ended up doing what any concerned parent would do. She called Cary Grant.” - CF
  10. “I want you know, that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table.” - Marie, When Harry Met Sally

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.” - Debbie Reynolds
  7. “Your mommy’s an alcoholic, dear.” (Debbie Reynolds’s character to a little girl who pisses her off in IN AND OUT.)
  8. “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Princess Leia (hologram), Star Wars
  9. “At a certain point in my early twenties, my mother started to become worried about my obviously ever-increasing drug ingestion. So she ended up doing what any concerned parent would do. She called Cary Grant.” - CF
  10. “I want you know, that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table.” - Marie, When Harry Met Sally
  11. “I don’t go to the movies much. If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all.” - Kathy Selden, Singin’ In the Rain

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.” - Debbie Reynolds
  7. “Your mommy’s an alcoholic, dear.” (Debbie Reynolds’s character to a little girl who pisses her off in IN AND OUT.)
  8. “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Princess Leia (hologram), Star Wars
  9. “At a certain point in my early twenties, my mother started to become worried about my obviously ever-increasing drug ingestion. So she ended up doing what any concerned parent would do. She called Cary Grant.” - CF
  10. “I want you know, that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table.” - Marie, When Harry Met Sally
  11. “I don’t go to the movies much. If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all.” - Kathy Selden, Singin’ In the Rain
  12. “I think one of my favourite films is ‘Dark Victory’ with Bette Davis. Why? … Maybe I just want a good cry once in a while without having to go through a divorce.” - Debbie Reynolds

Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
  5. “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” - Princess Leia, Star Wars
  6. “I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.” - Debbie Reynolds
  7. “Your mommy’s an alcoholic, dear.” (Debbie Reynolds’s character to a little girl who pisses her off in IN AND OUT.)
  8. “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Princess Leia (hologram), Star Wars
  9. “At a certain point in my early twenties, my mother started to become worried about my obviously ever-increasing drug ingestion. So she ended up doing what any concerned parent would do. She called Cary Grant.” - CF
  10. “I want you know, that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table.” - Marie, When Harry Met Sally
  11. “I don’t go to the movies much. If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all.” - Kathy Selden, Singin’ In the Rain
  12. “I think one of my favourite films is ‘Dark Victory’ with Bette Davis. Why? … Maybe I just want a good cry once in a while without having to go through a divorce.” - Debbie Reynolds.
  13. “I wanted to get that sense of peace and even boredom that comes with long familiarity.” - Debbie Reynolts

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Quotes by Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, or from one of their movie characters:

  1. “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” Carrie Fisher
  2. “The old hootie owl hootie-hoo’s to the dove”, from the title song in “Tammy and the Bachelor”
  3. “Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” - CF
  4. “I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.” - CF
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Sitcom character you’d like to be friends with in real life.

  1. Mary Richards - The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Elaine Benes – Seinfeld
  3. Arthur Dietrich - Barney Miller
  4. Rhoda Morgenstern - The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  5. John Caravella (AKA Dr. Johnny Fever) - WKRP in Cincinnati
  6. Ernest T. Bass – The Andy Griffith Show

Sitcom character you’d like to be friends with in real life.

  1. Mary Richards - The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Elaine Benes – Seinfeld
  3. Arthur Dietrich - Barney Miller
  4. Rhoda Morgenstern - The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  5. John Caravella (AKA Dr. Johnny Fever) - WKRP in Cincinnati
  6. Ernest T. Bass – The Andy Griffith Show
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Sitcom character you’d like to be friends with in real life.

  1. Mary Richards - The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Elaine Benes – Seinfeld
  3. Arthur Dietrich - Barney Miller
  4. Rhoda Morgenstern - The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  5. John Caravella (AKA Dr. Johnny Fever) - WKRP in Cincinnati
  6. Ernest T. Bass – The Andy Griffith Show
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