Bakers Dozen

Animals you have raised:

  1. Praying mantises
  2. Chameleons
  3. Dogs
  4. Cockatiels
  5. Mice
  6. Cockroaches, thriving
  7. Cat
  8. Black mollies (aquarium fish)
  9. Cows
  10. Chickens

Animals you have raised:

  1. Praying mantises
  2. Chameleons
  3. Dogs
  4. Cockatiels
  5. Mice
  6. Cockroaches, thriving
  7. Cat
  8. Black mollies (aquarium fish)
  9. Cows
  10. Chickens
  11. Goldfish

Animals you have raised:

  1. Praying mantises
  2. Chameleons
  3. Dogs
  4. Cockatiels
  5. Mice
  6. Cockroaches, thriving
  7. Cat
  8. Black mollies (aquarium fish)
  9. Cows
  10. Chickens
  11. Goldfish
  12. My kid

Animals you have raised:

  1. Praying mantises
  2. Chameleons
  3. Dogs
  4. Cockatiels
  5. Mice
  6. Cockroaches, thriving
  7. Cat
  8. Black mollies (aquarium fish)
  9. Cows
  10. Chickens
  11. Goldfish
  12. My kid
  13. Pamplemousse, a grapefruit-colored Bolivian puppy.

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Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel

Animals you have raised:

  1. Praying mantises
  2. Chameleons
  3. Dogs
  4. Cockatiels
  5. Mice
  6. Cockroaches, thriving
  7. Cat
  8. Black mollies (aquarium fish)
  9. Cows
  10. Chickens
  11. Goldfish
  12. My kid
  13. Hamster

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. John Adams, modern classical composer

His full name is John Coolidge Adams, hope that counts.

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. John Adams, modern classical composer
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. John Adams, modern classical composer
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery
  6. Pneumonia

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. John Adams, modern classical composer
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer
  7. George Washington Williams, writer, minister, humanist

Portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson in the 2016 film The Legend of Tarzan.

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery
  6. Pneumonia
  7. Dislocated elbow with torn ligaments

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel

  2. George Washington Carver, botanist

  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe

  4. John Adams, modern classical composer

  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.

  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer

  7. George Washington Williams, writer, minister, humanist

  8. Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish , baseball pitcher
    Reasons you called out sick to work

  9. Back Pain

  10. Uterine Hemorrhage

  11. Colonoscopy

  12. Flu

  13. Open-heart surgery

  14. Pneumonia

  15. Dislocated elbow with torn ligaments

  16. Kidney stone

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. Grover Cleveland Alexander, baseball player
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer
  7. George Washington Williams, writer, minister, humanist
  8. Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, baseball pitcher

#4 substituted. John Adams, the composer, does not have “a president’s full name as first and middle name.”

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery
  6. Pneumonia
  7. Dislocated elbow with torn ligaments
  8. Kidney stone
  9. Diverticulitis

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. Grover Cleveland Alexander, baseball player
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer
  7. George Washington Williams, writer, minister, humanist
  8. Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, baseball pitcher
  9. John Adams Morgan, multimillionaire, descendant of John Adams and JP Morgan

ex-husband of Sonja Morgan of “Real Housewives of New York”

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery
  6. Pneumonia
  7. Dislocated elbow with torn ligaments
  8. Kidney stone
  9. Diverticulitis
  10. “Tommy John” surgery

for #7, Dislocated elbow

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. Grover Cleveland Alexander, baseball player
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer
  7. George Washington Williams, writer, minister, humanist
  8. Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, baseball pitcher
  9. John Adams Morgan, multimillionaire, descendant of John Adams and JP Morgan
  10. Abraham Lincoln Lewis, businessman

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery
  6. Pneumonia
  7. Dislocated elbow with torn ligaments
  8. Kidney stone
  9. Diverticulitis
  10. “Tommy John” surgery
  11. Gall stones

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. Grover Cleveland Alexander, baseball player
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer
  7. George Washington Williams, writer, minister, humanist
  8. Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, baseball pitcher
  9. John Adams Morgan, multimillionaire, descendant of John Adams and JP Morgan
  10. Abraham Lincoln Lewis, businessman
  11. John Tyler Bonner, scientist

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery
  6. Pneumonia
  7. Dislocated elbow with torn ligaments
  8. Kidney stone
  9. Diverticulitis
  10. “Tommy John” surgery
  11. Gall stones
  12. Stomach ache

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. Grover Cleveland Alexander, baseball player
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer
  7. George Washington Williams, writer, minister, humanist
  8. Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, baseball pitcher
  9. John Adams Morgan, multimillionaire, descendant of John Adams and JP Morgan
  10. Abraham Lincoln Lewis, businessman
  11. John Tyler Bonner, scientist
  12. Woodrow Wilson Woolwine Strode

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery
  6. Pneumonia
  7. Dislocated elbow with torn ligaments
  8. Kidney stone
  9. Diverticulitis
  10. “Tommy John” surgery
  11. Gall stones
  12. Stomach ache
  13. Hung over
    Surprised that one took so long. And I never called in sick because of a hangover…

Famous people with a president’s full name as first and middle name.

  1. George Washington Ferris, inventor of Ferris Wheel
  2. George Washington Carver, botanist
  3. Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe
  4. Grover Cleveland Alexander, baseball player
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr.
  6. Franklin Delano Floyd, murderer
  7. George Washington Williams, writer, minister, humanist
  8. Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, baseball pitcher
  9. John Adams Morgan, multimillionaire, descendant of John Adams and JP Morgan
  10. Abraham Lincoln Lewis, businessman
  11. John Tyler Bonner, scientist
  12. Woodrow Wilson Woolwine Strode
  13. Theodore Roosevelt McElroy, noted telegrapher

Reasons you called out sick to work

  1. Back Pain
  2. Uterine Hemorrhage
  3. Colonoscopy
  4. Flu
  5. Open-heart surgery
  6. Pneumonia
  7. Dislocated elbow with torn ligaments
  8. Kidney stone
  9. Diverticulitis
  10. “Tommy John” surgery
  11. Gall stones
  12. Stomach ache
  13. Hung over

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Questions Donald Trump has had for President Obama in their phone conversations since Election Day

  1. “Does the White House have its own vats of bronzer, or do I need to bring my own?”

Questions Donald Trump has had for President Obama in their phone conversations since Election Day

  1. “Does the White House have its own vats of bronzer, or do I need to bring my own?”
  2. “Does the Library of Congress have Cliff Notes?”

Questions Donald Trump has had for President Obama in their phone conversations since Election Day

  1. “Does the White House have its own vats of bronzer, or do I need to bring my own?”
  2. “Does the Library of Congress have Cliff Notes?”
  3. “Is it OK if I just adapt your first inaugural address? Melania said she’d help.”