Bakers Dozen

Ways to Refer to the NFL Championship Game that Won’t Get You in Trouble with Lawyers.

  1. The Big Game
  2. New TV Ad Festival and Lady Gaga Concert
  3. In Which 22 Grown Men Grab Each Other and Roll Around on the Grass in a Totally Non-Gay Way
  4. The Falcons of Atlanta versus the Patriots of Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Vermont, and New Hampshire
  5. That game in which the half-time show may be even more controversial than the actual game.
  6. That game I skip in favor of the Puppy Bowl and Kitten Half-Time Show.
  7. Potential Wardrobe Malfunction '17
  8. The game that used to be called the NFL Championship Game.
  9. The Football Oscars
  10. Lady Gaga and the Gaga-ettes
  11. The “Pizza and Wings Are Eaten Far More Than Usual” Night

Ways to Refer to the NFL Championship Game that Won’t Get You in Trouble with Lawyers.

  1. The Big Game
  2. New TV Ad Festival and Lady Gaga Concert
  3. In Which 22 Grown Men Grab Each Other and Roll Around on the Grass in a Totally Non-Gay Way
  4. The Falcons of Atlanta versus the Patriots of Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Vermont, and New Hampshire
  5. That game in which the half-time show may be even more controversial than the actual game.
  6. That game I skip in favor of the Puppy Bowl and Kitten Half-Time Show.
  7. Potential Wardrobe Malfunction '17
  8. The game that used to be called the NFL Championship Game.
  9. The Football Oscars
  10. Lady Gaga and the Gaga-ettes
  11. The “Pizza and Wings Are Eaten Far More Than Usual” Night
  12. The game during which my husband and I are watching something else.

Ways to Refer to the NFL Championship Game that Won’t Get You in Trouble with Lawyers.

  1. The Big Game
  2. New TV Ad Festival and Lady Gaga Concert
  3. In Which 22 Grown Men Grab Each Other and Roll Around on the Grass in a Totally Non-Gay Way
  4. The Falcons of Atlanta versus the Patriots of Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Vermont, and New Hampshire
  5. That game in which the half-time show may be even more controversial than the actual game.
  6. That game I skip in favor of the Puppy Bowl and Kitten Half-Time Show.
  7. Potential Wardrobe Malfunction '17
  8. The game that used to be called the NFL Championship Game.
  9. The Football Oscars
  10. Lady Gaga and the Gaga-ettes
  11. The “Pizza and Wings Are Eaten Far More Than Usual” Night
  12. The game during which my husband and I are watching something else.
  13. The distraction to the two-hour pregame show and the 90 minute halftime.

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Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210
  6. Full House

Assuming we count the sequel series as a remake.

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210
  6. Full House
  7. Battlestar Galactica (70s show was lame; amazingly, reboot was very good!)

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210
  6. Full House
  7. Battlestar Galactica (70s show was lame; amazingly, reboot was very good!)
  8. The Odd Couple

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210
  6. Full House
  7. Battlestar Galactica (70s show was lame; amazingly, reboot was very good!)
  8. The Odd Couple
  9. Bionic Woman

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210
  6. Full House
  7. Battlestar Galactica (70s show was lame; amazingly, reboot was very good!)
  8. The Odd Couple
  9. Bionic Woman
  10. Hawaii Five-O

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210
  6. Full House
  7. Battlestar Galactica (70s show was lame; amazingly, reboot was very good!)
  8. The Odd Couple
  9. Bionic Woman
  10. Hawaii Five-O
  11. Dragnet

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210
  6. Full House
  7. Battlestar Galactica (70s show was lame; amazingly, reboot was very good!)
  8. The Odd Couple
  9. Bionic Woman
  10. Hawaii Five-O
  11. Dragnet
  12. Charlie’s Angels

Lamest original TV show to be re-made

  1. CHiPS
  2. Knight Rider
  3. Family Affair (Tim Curry as Mr. French?)
  4. Bonanza
  5. Beverly Hills 90210
  6. Full House
  7. Battlestar Galactica (70s show was lame; amazingly, reboot was very good!)
  8. The Odd Couple
  9. Bionic Woman
  10. Hawaii Five-O
  11. Dragnet
  12. Charlie’s Angels
  13. Birdman and the Galaxy Trio

Another example where the original was lame but the remake, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, was good.

I’ll pass.

New! Famous quarterbacks.

  1. Peyton Manning

Famous quarterbacks.

  1. Peyton Manning
  2. Joe Namath

Famous quarterbacks.

  1. Peyton Manning
  2. Joe Namath
  3. Tim Tebow (you never said GOOD quarterbacks, just famous)

Famous quarterbacks.

  1. Peyton Manning
  2. Joe Namath
  3. Tim Tebow (you never said GOOD quarterbacks, just famous)
  4. Eli Manning

Famous quarterbacks.

  1. Peyton Manning
  2. Joe Namath
  3. Tim Tebow (you never said GOOD quarterbacks, just famous)
  4. Eli Manning
  5. Johnny Unitas