Bakers Dozen

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Poppy Montgomery

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Humphrey Bogart

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Humphrey Bogart
  7. Daisy Cowit

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Humphrey Bogart
  7. Daisy Cowit
  8. Brett Favre

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Humphrey Bogart
  7. Daisy Cowit
  8. Brett Favre
  9. Zach Galifianakis

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Humphrey Bogart
  7. Daisy Cowit
  8. Brett Favre
  9. Zach Galifianakis
  10. Tom Sizemore

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Humphrey Bogart
  7. Daisy Cowit
  8. Brett Favre
  9. Zach Galifianakis
  10. Tom Sizemore
  11. Toppie Smellie

(from an old fried chicken commercial)

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Humphrey Bogart
  7. Daisy Cowit
  8. Brett Favre
  9. Zach Galifianakis
  10. Tom Sizemore
  11. Toppie Smellie
  12. Dick Butkus

I’m somewhat surprised no one mentioned him yet. Too obvious?

People whose names are just… wrong:

  1. Mark Ruffalo
  2. Shia LaBeouf
  3. Sharon Gless
  4. Joey Buttafuoco
  5. Dakota Fanning
  6. Humphrey Bogart
  7. Daisy Cowit
  8. Brett Favre
  9. Zach Galifianakis
  10. Tom Sizemore
  11. Toppie Smellie
  12. Dick Butkis
  13. Dick Trickle

Next:

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered
  3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered
  3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared
  4. Bathrooms

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered
  3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared
  4. Bathrooms
  5. My office

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered
  3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared
  4. Bathrooms
  5. My office
  6. Bottom of the office chair

(just noticed a huge dust creature clinging to it)

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered
  3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared
  4. Bathrooms
  5. My office
  6. Bottom of the office chair
  7. The kitchen

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered
  3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared
  4. Bathrooms
  5. My office
  6. Bottom of the office chair
  7. The kitchen
  8. Stovetop drip pans have rusted through, need replacing.

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered
  3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared
  4. Bathrooms
  5. My office
  6. Bottom of the office chair
  7. The kitchen
  8. Stovetop drip pans have rusted through, need replacing
  9. Hidden places where cats have shit and/or vomited

Places that need to be cleaned in your house.

  1. Floor needs to be swept
  2. Garage needs de-cluttered
  3. Cat litter box needs to be cleared
  4. Bathrooms
  5. My office
  6. Bottom of the office chair
  7. The kitchen
  8. Stovetop drip pans have rusted through, need replacing
  9. Hidden places where cats have shit and/or vomited
  10. The entire interior of my car (it’s in the garage, ergo in the house)