Bakers Dozen

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania
  6. Free round of golf Mar-a-Lago with the purchase of another round during non-peak hours.

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania
  6. Free round of golf at Mar-a-Lago with the purchase of another round during non-peak hours.
  7. The senator who casts the deciding vote wins a JetSki weekend in Acapulco with Mike Pence

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania
  6. Free round of golf at Mar-a-Lago with the purchase of another round during non-peak hours.
  7. The senator who casts the deciding vote wins a JetSki weekend in Acapulco with Mike Pence
  8. Promise them a free vacation at the Taj Mahal, on Trump Airlines (er…)

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania
  6. Free round of golf at Mar-a-Lago with the purchase of another round during non-peak hours.
  7. The senator who casts the deciding vote wins a JetSki weekend in Acapulco with Mike Pence
  8. Promise them a free vacation at the Taj Mahal, on Trump Airlines (er…)
  9. Russia will guarantee their re-election.

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania
  6. Free round of golf at Mar-a-Lago with the purchase of another round during non-peak hours.
  7. The senator who casts the deciding vote wins a JetSki weekend in Acapulco with Mike Pence
  8. Promise them a free vacation at the Taj Mahal, on Trump Airlines (er…)
  9. Russia will guarantee their re-election.
  10. Jell-O shots in the Situation Room with Steve Bannon

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania
  6. Free round of golf at Mar-a-Lago with the purchase of another round during non-peak hours.
  7. The senator who casts the deciding vote wins a JetSki weekend in Acapulco with Mike Pence
  8. Promise them a free vacation at the Taj Mahal, on Trump Airlines (er…)
  9. Russia will guarantee their re-election.
  10. Jell-O shots in the Situation Room with Steve Bannon
  11. OK, Let Obamacare explode. Democrats fault. Serves the American people right.

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania
  6. Free round of golf at Mar-a-Lago with the purchase of another round during non-peak hours.
  7. The senator who casts the deciding vote wins a JetSki weekend in Acapulco with Mike Pence
  8. Promise them a free vacation at the Taj Mahal, on Trump Airlines (er…)
  9. Russia will guarantee their re-election.
  10. Jell-O shots in the Situation Room with Steve Bannon
  11. OK, Let Obamacare explode. Democrats fault. Serves the American people right.
  12. He’ll promise every Congressman who votes for the law a million dollars.

Of course, he’ll stiff them after the law is enacted.

Ways the President will try to get Congressional Republicans to vote for the GOP healthcare plan

  1. Promise not to campaign for them
  2. Tell them Hillary would have voted against it.
  3. Threaten to make them star in Congressional Apprentice.
  4. Leak details of the plan to the general public
  5. Free footrubs from Melania
  6. Free round of golf at Mar-a-Lago with the purchase of another round during non-peak hours.
  7. The senator who casts the deciding vote wins a JetSki weekend in Acapulco with Mike Pence
  8. Promise them a free vacation at the Taj Mahal, on Trump Airlines (er…)
  9. Russia will guarantee their re-election.
  10. Jell-O shots in the Situation Room with Steve Bannon
  11. OK, Let Obamacare explode. Democrats fault. Serves the American people right.
  12. He’ll promise every Congressman who votes for the law a million dollars.
  13. By sulking.
    New category.

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad
  4. Hot dogs

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad
  4. Hot dogs
  5. Ants on a log

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad
  4. Hot dogs
  5. Chocolate Moose (get it?)

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad
  4. Hot dogs
  5. Chocolate Moose (get it?)
  6. Shoofly Pie

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad
  4. Hot dogs
  5. Chocolate Moose (get it?)
  6. Shoofly Pie
  7. Elephant ears

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad
  4. Hot dogs
  5. Ants on a log
  6. Chocolate Moose (get it?)
  7. Shoofly Pie
  8. Elephant ears
  9. Turtle sundae

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad
  4. Hot dogs
  5. Ants on a log
  6. Chocolate Moose (get it?)
  7. Shoofly Pie
  8. Elephant ears
  9. Turtle sundae
  10. Toad in the hole

Foods or dishes with animal’s names as part or whole of their names.

  1. Bear’s claw
  2. Pigs in a blanket
  3. Tuna salad
  4. Hot dogs
  5. Ants on a log
  6. Chocolate Moose (get it?)
  7. Shoofly Pie
  8. Elephant ears
  9. Turtle sundae
  10. Toad in the hole
  11. Welsh rabbit